Whoa, he looks like dogshit

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by Anonymous

reply 25

August 23, 2023 7:43 PM

Okay, so it's official, they're doing the mugshots and we riot if Trump doesn't get one.

Has his weight been released yet?

by Anonymous

reply 1

August 23, 2023 4:35 AM

Fuck that seditious old codger!

Lock him up!

by Anonymous

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August 23, 2023 5:36 AM

Looking like a stereotypical serial killer to me

by Anonymous

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August 23, 2023 5:42 AM

Tell me what did you see Clarice…

by Anonymous

reply 5

August 23, 2023 5:49 AM

He came out on his released saying that the election was stolen and that he absolutely still believes that. Such a goddamn liar.

by Anonymous

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August 23, 2023 5:54 AM

Oh God, please let the lighting be the same for Plump. May his cotton candy strands be show to be see-through and may his pepto pink scalp shine through with high gloss, contrasting with his pitted orange face folds.

FUCK YOU TRUMP.

by Anonymous

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August 23, 2023 5:58 AM

Their führer is going to look like shit in that light.

J can’t WAIT!

by Anonymous

reply 10

August 23, 2023 5:58 AM

That light is harsher than usual for mugshots, it'll fuck with Trump's blond hair big time.

by Anonymous

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August 23, 2023 6:03 AM

Sanpaku eyes! 'if you have sanpaku, a space between the iris and lower lid. This white crescent indicates “a grave state of physical and spiritual illness […] and an extraordinary susceptibility to disease, accidents and tragic death.”'

he be illin' alright.

by Anonymous

reply 12

August 23, 2023 6:22 AM

That’s a hard 63. He looks old enough to be my father - if my father had been ugly - & I got 3 years on him.

by Anonymous

reply 13

August 23, 2023 6:37 AM

Huh, that's what worry looks like. Sucked in motherf*cker.

by Anonymous

reply 14

August 23, 2023 6:40 AM

I'm with R3 on this.

Not just a serial killer, but one who also dismembers them afterward.

by Anonymous

reply 15

August 23, 2023 9:00 AM

They're gonna let Trump get away with a huge smile and a thumbs up in his mugshot, just watch. If there is a mugshot in the first place.

by Anonymous

reply 16

August 23, 2023 11:13 AM

Trump came in at a respectable 6'3" then took off his shoes for measurement and came out at 5'11".

by Anonymous

reply 18

August 23, 2023 12:23 PM

"he looks like dogshit."

One looks like what one really is.

by Anonymous

reply 19

August 23, 2023 12:33 PM

I think he’s a garconanokin!

by Anonymous

reply 20

August 23, 2023 1:24 PM

I hope they remove all of Trump’s makeup and hairspray and comb his hair straight down before the mug shot.

by Anonymous

reply 21

August 23, 2023 1:37 PM

Remember just last week Trump criticized Fox for using an unflattering picture of him (with his chin pulled back). Knowing him, he's going to see all the shots with bad lightning and freak out, yelling at his people to do something about it.

by Anonymous

reply 22

August 23, 2023 6:45 PM

And he's back on trial before the California State Bar tomorrow.

[QUOTE]"This is arguably one of the most important bar disciplinary cases in history — full stop,” Cummings said. “A lawyer sworn to uphold the rule of law is charged with attacking the rule of law. … If the bar doesn’t hold him to account for that, it’s hard to understand how the system can function, going forward.”

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August 23, 2023 7:02 PM

All that money and he can't afford a chin?

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August 23, 2023 7:40 PM

#21, Michael Cohen said he saw him emerging from the shower once and his dyed hair hangs to his chin- with a bald spot on top.

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August 23, 2023 7:43 PM