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Joe Penny Homage Thread

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by Anonymousreply 46May 2, 2019 2:42 PM

My adolescent wank material!

by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2015 12:03 AM

He was smokin' back in the day. Still looks pretty damn good, and is open about his many bad hair plug experiences...

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by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2016 12:56 AM

I never realized he basically looks like Nicholas Cage.

by Anonymousreply 17May 2, 2016 1:15 AM

The bad hairline is actually from 8 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 18May 2, 2016 1:17 AM

Exactly R18, and it's part of the article explaining why he needed to have it redone.

R11 needs his prescription checked.

by Anonymousreply 19May 2, 2016 1:32 AM

i would let him use me like a pogo stick.

by Anonymousreply 22May 2, 2016 1:40 AM

My mom, who always had a finely-tuned Gaydar, always said she thought he was gay. She adored looking at him---and Robert Conrad---but thought that his and Conrad's masculinity was "way too over the top." In other words, they were covering up for being gay.

by Anonymousreply 24May 2, 2016 1:52 AM

He was stunning back when , but to be honest hes always had thin hair .

by Anonymousreply 27May 2, 2016 3:27 AM

Perry King pings louder, yes?

by Anonymousreply 28May 2, 2016 3:40 AM

If both are gay, you just know they hooked up when they worked on Riptide.

by Anonymousreply 29May 2, 2016 4:18 AM

I used to love watching the opening to Riptide and see him running in his tighty whities!

by Anonymousreply 30May 2, 2016 4:19 AM

He was sex on a stick (whatever that means)

by Anonymousreply 31May 2, 2016 4:22 AM

Is he dead? I was wondering that too?

by Anonymousreply 32May 2, 2016 4:29 AM

He has gotten a penile implant which he proudly talks about.

by Anonymousreply 33May 2, 2016 5:55 AM

He was asked if he was gay on Entertainment Tonight decades ago when they didn't ask such questions. Answer: (calmly) "no, I'm not gay."

by Anonymousreply 34May 2, 2016 2:20 PM

He has horrible dandruff in those photos.

by Anonymousreply 35May 2, 2016 2:23 PM

Joe Penny didn't have the Italian curse? Meaning that his ding dong was 9 inches at least? At least he must have a squeaky clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 36May 2, 2016 2:25 PM

R24 -- your Mom was smart. Conrad had lots of affairs with guys, he was as gay as a goose. I know several people who had unfortunate affairs with him (he was physically brutal to his lovers, all of whom, btw, were tops)

Several friends told me that Penny was also gay and has been HIV positive for years. I believe them.

However, I know Perry. He comes from a very distinguished family; his grandfather was the most famous book editor of all time, his brother was the editor of a major newspaper, etc. He is as straight as it comes. A nice guy, gay-friendly, but totally straight. Perry and Penny (that's what people called them behind their backs) were kind of friendly but despite wishful rumors, there was nothing ever between them.

by Anonymousreply 37May 2, 2016 2:37 PM

Perry King looks an Italian from Rome I knew. He would fuck anything with a pulse. I don't want to accuse him of being a total man slut but every time I see him I see I'm reminded of that Roman horndog.

by Anonymousreply 38May 2, 2016 3:28 PM

No one ever looked sexier in tighty-whities than Joe Penny.

by Anonymousreply 39May 2, 2016 3:33 PM

I don't think Robert Conrad was overcompensating because he had sex with men (which I believe). I think he was overcompensating because he was very short. Most short men, including Tom Cruise, have that outlook.

I never thought Penny was 'over-the-top' masculine. Just masculine. Tom Select was OTT and he always came across as super queeny.

by Anonymousreply 40May 2, 2016 3:46 PM

[quote]Is he dead? I was wondering that too?

No, just his career.

by Anonymousreply 42May 3, 2016 3:15 AM

Joe Penny never did anything for me - but Perry King was another story

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by Anonymousreply 43May 3, 2016 3:24 AM

Goodness, I was watching an old rerun of Archie Bunker's Place when this guy came on. Even by 70s standards he was drop dead gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 44May 2, 2019 2:26 PM

He set the mold for my ideal guy

by Anonymousreply 45May 2, 2019 2:40 PM

Perry King always looks like he smells something bad.

by Anonymousreply 46May 2, 2019 2:42 PM