Jake is straight. The guy with him in the pic at R10 is queer as a three dollar bill.

by Anonymous

reply 1

October 19, 2023 7:35 PM

THIS is Jake from State Farm. What OP has presented is "Jake," reimagined for a contemporary audience.

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by Anonymous

reply 2

October 19, 2023 7:35 PM

Pics were posted a few years ago of “Jake” in nearly naked selfies. I have zero doubt he’s gay gay gay.

by Anonymous

reply 3

October 19, 2023 7:40 PM

Oh…I also have zero doubt TeaCake is another DeFacto incarnation.

by Anonymous

reply 4

October 19, 2023 7:41 PM

R2 Please go away. Jake from State Farm has been the black actor, Kevin Miles for the past decade or so. Perhaps the comment section of Fox News would be a better fit for you.

by Anonymous

reply 5

October 19, 2023 7:51 PM

R4 That’s a it I’m sending a formal email to Datalounge. This is harassment at this point. I’m not him dude.

by Anonymous

reply 6

October 19, 2023 7:52 PM

Sure, Jan R6. You have a tell dear.

by Anonymous

reply 7

October 19, 2023 8:11 PM

Imagine thinking so lowly of the site that you can’t imagine a young black gay/bi male who graduated from NYU can’t come along.

by Anonymous

reply 8

October 19, 2023 8:24 PM

Honey, you ain’t fooling anybody. Give it up,

by Anonymous

reply 9

October 19, 2023 8:45 PM

P.s. R8, say hi to Gerg for us.

by Anonymous

reply 10

October 19, 2023 8:47 PM

Oh…and say hi to GermanGayGuy too. How’s his cancer coming along??

by Anonymous

reply 11

October 19, 2023 8:48 PM

Sad pathetic loser. I am not him. Get a life.

by Anonymous

reply 12

October 19, 2023 8:53 PM

Sure, dear. I have a life. Apparently you have dozens.

by Anonymous

reply 13

October 19, 2023 8:59 PM

R13 That is corny you weak fuck. My only other monikers have been Othello and Gatsby. Get a fkin life and get off my dick. Let me clam down. I would beat the shit out of you in real life.

by Anonymous

reply 14

October 19, 2023 9:03 PM

[quote]"Drake From State Farm" Super Bowl 55 Commercial'

Jake is straight. Drake, however, is a big ol' Mary.

by Anonymous

reply 15

October 19, 2023 9:09 PM

No one who wants to "get raped by white (*eyeroll*) bears is beating the shit out of anyone else in real life.

by Anonymous

reply 16

October 20, 2023 1:02 AM

R16 I’m that ho. Bitch. You aren’t gay either. This is a straight mole. He’s a Republican troll. I recognize him from Drudge Report.

by Anonymous

reply 17

October 20, 2023 1:25 AM

Why are people spelling “fucking” as “fkin”? It’s not as if one is expending less time or effort in doing so.

by Anonymous

reply 18

October 20, 2023 1:37 AM

I’d lick every inch of New & Improved Jake.

by Anonymous

reply 23

October 20, 2023 2:35 AM

[quote]That’s a it I’m sending a formal email to Datalounge.

I want to speak to your manager!

by Anonymous

reply 25

October 20, 2023 3:41 AM

I want the SUPER REGIONAL DISTRICT MANAGER. This bob doesn’t coif itself.

by Anonymous

reply 26

October 20, 2023 4:51 AM