To blast his load in my face.

That's all.

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October 20, 2020 11:35 PM

There's an old commercial on youtube for the Rotto Rooter guy. He was HOT.

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April 30, 2019 7:17 PM

He looks a little like the Trivago guy

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April 30, 2019 7:18 PM

Looks like the trivago guy

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April 30, 2019 7:19 PM

Wasn't the guy in the OP in the Tales of the City sequel? Craig... Something.

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April 30, 2019 7:20 PM

He is actually a fairly well known working actor. Yes he was R5.

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April 30, 2019 7:21 PM

He needs an upper bleph and about 20cc of fat injected into his face.

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April 30, 2019 7:24 PM

While he's repairing that Maytag, he can gladly sit on my face.

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April 30, 2019 7:37 PM

I'm also strangely turned on by the fit-fat handsome dude in this commercial.

(But not the cancer causing shit in his hands)

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April 30, 2019 7:47 PM

OP, you bitch, I get first dibs. Step off, skank.

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April 30, 2019 7:52 PM

Well, I want Ronald McDonald to toss my salad, too.

But all he does is lick across my anus!

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April 30, 2019 7:53 PM

R11

(unclips earrings)

No, bitch. He's MAH man!

[quote] I get first dibs.

My response as below.....

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April 30, 2019 8:00 PM

Maytag dude is Colin Ferguson.

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April 30, 2019 8:01 PM

Blast your face, OP? Is that with or without bleach?

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April 30, 2019 8:42 PM

R15: He'll be fine so long as Maytag Man uses softener on the rinse....

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April 30, 2019 8:44 PM

R15 Blast. It's when the cum shoots out of his cock.

I know it's been decades since you last had sex, but.....

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April 30, 2019 8:48 PM

Me too - I'd rim him deep!

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April 30, 2019 8:57 PM

Decades, R17? Sticks and stones. Haha!

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reply 19

April 30, 2019 9:17 PM

I want Hanno, the Gabi Insurance guy.

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April 30, 2019 9:28 PM

AND I want to suck off all the Safelite Autoglass guys.

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reply 21

April 30, 2019 9:31 PM

R20 Oh, I see what you mean.

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May 1, 2019 11:56 PM

Thank God for commercials.

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reply 24

May 2, 2019 12:00 AM

Are tools always supposed to be this homoerotic?

The young cub looks like he wants to beg Daddy to fuck him.

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May 10, 2019 6:46 PM

At first I thought the OP meant Mark Devine, who played the Maytag apprentice. He was on Sex & the City, which is where the pic is from.

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May 10, 2019 7:26 PM

R26, it's called Crix face. Crix face, crix belly, crix hump. Get your terms straight.

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May 10, 2019 10:45 PM

The Stihl dealer could whack more than my weed.

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reply 31

May 10, 2019 11:13 PM

None of them have anything on the Lindt MASTER Chocolatier.

Can’t wait to have him pack my fudge!

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May 10, 2019 11:43 PM

I want to know what actor that is playing the Stihl dealer. Hello, daddy!

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May 11, 2019 12:28 AM

I want the Maytag Man to pound Mike Rowe's manpussy

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reply 34

May 11, 2019 1:06 AM

[quote]He needs an upper bleph and about 20cc of fat injected into his face.

No, he doesn't.

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reply 35

May 11, 2019 1:14 AM

All the men in trojan condom commercials can bare raw fuck their loads into my mussy!

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reply 36

May 11, 2019 1:17 AM

I've been riding the Colin Ferguson lust train since he was on Eureka. He definitely has that quintessential handsome Canadian look.

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May 11, 2019 11:53 AM

Mike Rowe is a right wing douche bag.

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May 11, 2019 12:17 PM

Mike Rowe has become old, weathered, and fat. No one cares anymore if he likes cock.

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reply 41

May 11, 2019 12:19 PM

Agree about Mike Rowe. Something happened there. He has been doing that show (NOT Dirty Jobs) for blue collar workers or some such crap. I guess its not crap but it sure seems like a rightwing jackoff show to me. All about 'Murica. The uneducated and underemployed just LOVE him, it appears. That seems to have become his new niche/target audience.

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May 11, 2019 7:23 PM

I want the Allstate car insurance "What??? Whaaaat?? Whaaaaaaaatt???!!!" guy.

He is so damned hot. I'll bet that he has a huge blatino dick!

Between him and Dean Winters, I'd let them spit roast and then DP me!!

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reply 43

May 12, 2019 5:17 PM

We never have fun commercials like this here.

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reply 44

May 12, 2019 11:35 PM

R44 why do frau like that horsey fabio look?

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reply 45

May 13, 2019 1:27 AM

It's an old commercial but that dude is way hotter than Fabio.

I know what you mean, though.

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reply 46

May 13, 2019 2:11 AM

The Maytag Man is an old friend of mine from LA. Nicest guy ever....quite handsome and smart.

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reply 47

May 13, 2019 9:27 AM

R47, since you didn’t add the obligatory “he’s a pussyhound” I am assuming he is available for us....

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May 13, 2019 9:34 AM

It's incredible how, with so much information available, so much mis-information bounces around the web.

Mike Rowe's definitely aging, his got a good Dad-bad going these days. He'd definitely think in the middle. Since he no longer hosts "Dirty Jobs" he's found new ways to earn a living (isn't that terrible?). I think he's intentionally presenting himself as a 20st century Paul Harvey - he tells stories of average people who do something that makes them special to the community where they live. Yes it's corny to us now, but it works. In addition to the podcast, he's got a web series. Oh and to the upthread poster who types, "The uneducated and underemployed just LOVE him, it appears. That seems to have become his new niche/target audience."

I think you're confusing the fact that Rowe's foundation was created to help people get an eduction to work in a variety of building trades - areas where there's a shortage of workers. Mike doesn't believe everyone should go to college, that you can make a very good living in plumbing, heating, contsruction, etc... it's hard work, it will take years, but it's worth the effort.

I like Mike Rowe, appreciate many of his efforts. His fixation on his mother is tiresome and twee, but I can live with it, knowing he's got all sorts of other efforts happening.

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May 13, 2019 11:29 AM

Stihl dealer daddy has been doing commercials for a couple of decades, and I think he was also in an episode of Northern Exposure.

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May 13, 2019 11:39 AM

R49 I actually think he's made some smart comments about workers and jobs. He's veered into GOPland a few times in those comments but I think he's less of a partisan and more about the actual work.

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May 14, 2019 1:45 PM

It was his overreaction to getting tricked by his crew into reading a sexy fan letter from a guy that really made him come off as a douchebag.

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reply 52

May 14, 2019 2:13 PM

What about ME? Doesn't someone want a drink of water from MY long, shiny pipe?

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May 17, 2019 2:55 PM

LOVE Colin Ferguson since I saw him in “Tales of the City.” He’s tall —6’3” and doesn’t work stateside enough — the only thing kind of current you can see him in are those bland “Fixer-Upper” mysteries he does on the Hallmark channel with Jewel.

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reply 56

May 17, 2019 3:27 PM

Screw the Culligan man. I want the Dish TV guy.

He is sexy AF!!

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reply 57

May 17, 2019 3:44 PM

Eh, I worked for Culligan and we had tons of better looking guys vying to be the newest Culligan man. He wasn't my first choice. IMO, the current guy ain't so good looking in person, but he's a nice guy.

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May 17, 2019 4:13 PM

I like the Chase Bank "cafe" guy.

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reply 60

May 17, 2019 4:19 PM

[quote]To blast his load in my face.

Do you want a 2nd rinse cycle after that?

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reply 61

May 17, 2019 5:11 PM

I have loves him since Eureka. Gorgeous man.

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reply 63

May 17, 2019 8:17 PM

[quote]I'm also strangely turned on by the fit-fat handsome dude in this commercial. (But not the cancer causing shit in his hands)

That sums up about 99.9% of commercials I ever see. I want everything BUT the product they're selling: I want the hot guys, the beautiful sunny days, the beautiful clean houses, the crisp clear pitch perfect American English, etc.

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reply 64

May 17, 2019 8:23 PM

The Roto Rooter guy in the commercial with the little kid on the big wheel. Someone please find and post. He's sweet and sexy.

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reply 65

May 17, 2019 8:31 PM

Colin Ferguson is one of those guys that I've thought should have had a better career. Instead he got relegated to doing dopey TV movies with Jennifer "Jugs" Love Hewitt.

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reply 67

May 17, 2019 10:58 PM

[quote]I like the Chase Bank "cafe" guy.

Do you mean Capital One?

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reply 68

May 18, 2019 2:07 AM

Right in front of my salad?

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reply 69

May 21, 2019 2:26 PM

^His name is Anderson Davis and he's on instagram

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reply 71

May 21, 2019 2:29 PM

I've always thought that Mark Valley looked more like Ferguson than Mark Devine.

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reply 72

May 21, 2019 3:27 PM

I bet their buttholes smell like warm cinnamon and Ivory soap.

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reply 75

May 22, 2019 1:43 AM

Mark and Colin can tag team me.

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reply 76

May 22, 2019 1:47 AM

So who is gay in these tv commercials?

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reply 77

May 22, 2019 8:31 AM

OMG I love that sky-high Capitol One guy.

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reply 79

May 24, 2019 3:56 AM

His name is Jeremy Brandt. Sexy and married with 4 kids.

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reply 80

May 24, 2019 5:07 AM

I still think he's hot. It's the eyes for me, really.

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reply 82

May 29, 2019 3:49 AM

I would not say no to a sweaty weekend in an oceanfront room at below-market rates....with the Trivago Man.

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reply 83

May 29, 2019 5:18 AM

I'm sure we have some DL'ers who will enjoy this commercial, too.

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reply 86

June 6, 2019 12:01 PM

well according to the commercials, he's got nothing better to do

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reply 87

June 6, 2019 12:20 PM

While you guys are trying to get all these hot mens into your various beds, I will quietly lure the bug guy into mine. That face, those dimples, the dropping to his knees so quickly.....geeze....

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reply 88

June 6, 2019 12:35 PM

BTW, bug guy is Tom Parker and here are some of his other commercials.

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reply 89

June 6, 2019 12:36 PM

We’ve eaten from his hole, it came out slowly at first then a sudden burst of the finest, warm manfudge ever. We were in Hershey heaven!

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reply 90

June 6, 2019 12:45 PM

The fit fat dude in R10 is the type of larger dude I find hot.

He's really handsome but it's also the attitude.

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reply 91

June 6, 2019 11:50 PM

The guy in this one is cute.

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June 9, 2019 3:22 PM

R57 Oh, my God, I love the Dish guy, too! I'd let him program my remote anytime.

I love it at about :16 in the commercial when the woman's husband comes in and the Dish guy steps back about 10 feet like, "Whoa, dude, she was totally coming on to ME, not the other way around."

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reply 93

June 9, 2019 3:33 PM

You know when the wife has that remote near her face, she's pretending it's the Dish dude's cock.

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reply 94

June 13, 2019 9:44 PM

Nice package from top to bottom.

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reply 95

June 14, 2019 5:12 AM

The OP reminds me of a joke ... Ahem ... What is the difference between a washing machine and a straight guy? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you dump a load in it.

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reply 96

June 14, 2019 5:27 AM

I love the dad in this Zero Water commercial, he's also done a Bath fitter commercial. I've been trying to find his name but no luck yet.

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reply 97

June 14, 2019 1:57 PM

r97 Just shift your eyes to the right and you will see both of their names. His is David Winning.

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reply 98

June 14, 2019 7:18 PM

I first noticed Colin Ferguson as the hunky cop starring in the SyFy Channel show "Eureka."

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reply 99

June 14, 2019 8:20 PM

Capital One Cafe guy has HUGE hands!!

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reply 100

June 25, 2019 3:10 AM

I like the salesman guy in this one

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reply 101

June 27, 2019 6:14 PM

I see the Dish commercial all the time and damn if that dude isn't hot.

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reply 102

June 27, 2019 6:14 PM

I love the Bada Book Bada Boom dude's voice.

(wouldn't mind hearing him say "take my load", too.)

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reply 103

June 27, 2019 6:17 PM

Yoo hoo, Dan!

I need an attachment that only YOU have........

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reply 104

July 3, 2019 8:43 PM

[quote] I want the Maytag Man

Jesse would thank you. He doesn't get much action these days.

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reply 105

July 3, 2019 8:54 PM

To each his/her own, I guess.

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reply 106

July 3, 2019 9:23 PM

Write to Ellen. Maybe she can make this happen during her Christmas giveaways.

Dear, Ellen I really want the Maytag man to bust his but all over my face and ass. Please make my Christmas wish come true.

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reply 107

July 3, 2019 9:32 PM

Not THAT Maytag man, R105/R106.

THIS one.

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reply 109

July 3, 2019 10:43 PM

R66: Glad I have DVD, where I can view Colin Ferguson bum, forever.

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reply 111

October 20, 2020 10:50 PM

You want it, you got it OP! Just say the word.

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October 20, 2020 11:35 PM