I'm new. Anything I should know?
Robert Guerrero 
This is a daunting site to join. Please tell me about you navigated it.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 13, 2019 5:57 AM |
lets start with the basics
0/10
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 11, 2019 3:16 AM |
Watch out for cunts like [R1].
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 11, 2019 3:22 AM |
Erna's a twat.
The 0/00 poster is the most tedious poster here.
"The Golden Girls" was the greatest television program in the history of the medium, vomit.
TimOTay and Armie are gods, SQUEEE!
DOLLAR TREE and ALDI RULE!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 11, 2019 3:22 AM |
Thanks [R4]. This is the most help I've gotten.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 11, 2019 3:26 AM |
Bone up on the thread 'Dan Motherfuck'; you'll be SO savvy in no time. Welcome, all are welcome.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 11, 2019 3:26 AM |
That's DL savvy above. MFing autocorrect
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 11, 2019 3:28 AM |
R3 Seeing as you use brackets when replying like a newb I'm assuming you're OP. Lame.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 11, 2019 3:32 AM |
You should be aware that this place is nuttier than usual on the weekends, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 11, 2019 3:51 AM |
Don't ask such a dumb fucking question.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 11, 2019 3:53 AM |
There should be an entrance exam for all new members.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 11, 2019 3:54 AM |
If you misspell something, or fail to use a comma properly, some queen in a caftan and turban will post “oh, dear!” Immediately after your fatal error.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 11, 2019 3:56 AM |
There’s an anti-smoking troll here that’s driving everyone nuts. Avoid at all costs and maybe he’ll fuck off.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 11, 2019 3:57 AM |
Welcome to the DL, you fool, you’ll love it so.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 11, 2019 3:58 AM |
We hate successful gay men OP except the closet cases, who we love, until they come out.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 11, 2019 3:59 AM |
You'll soon learn Gap had many amazing playlists
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 11, 2019 4:02 AM |
Oh, and don’t dare be vulnerable and reveal a real-life doubt or insecurity. About 10 of them will post “just kill yourself” as a solution to whatever problem you mention. It’s the opposite of a support group. That said, you’d think it would be funnier.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 11, 2019 4:03 AM |
Everyone here wants to be me.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 11, 2019 4:04 AM |
Did you happen to bring any food or perhaps a home with running water with you?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 11, 2019 4:08 AM |
..DL is kind of like High School, but funner!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 11, 2019 4:10 AM |
Your visit will end in tears.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 11, 2019 4:10 AM |
OP: Ignore any [bold]#TrannyPanicThread[/bold]. Don’t even try to be reasonable posting in those ... there’s 1 or 2 weirdos who love nothing more than talking to themselves in those threads and it’s best to just leave them to freak-out in their own private paranoia.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 11, 2019 4:12 AM |
Oh yes ... and if you try to get fancy with formatting, like I just did, your post will crash and burn and look horrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 11, 2019 4:14 AM |
What are you thoughts on little girls that step out of line?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 11, 2019 4:14 AM |
I can't speak for all the DL angels, but my hair wilts if I visit a thread that upsets me.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 11, 2019 4:15 AM |
You should know the lyrics to "Mame".
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 11, 2019 4:17 AM |
In this magical land, no one is "worse than Hitler" -- with the exception of any OP who posts a redundant thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 11, 2019 4:18 AM |
Joey Luft likes blue and don't you ever forget it.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 11, 2019 4:20 AM |
Search before you start a thread
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 11, 2019 4:20 AM |
Kelly G. bring up an important point @ r29
Shelley Hack’s Tiffany Welles is accepted to be THE undisputed best of Charlie’s Angels in these parts.
Proceed VERY cautiously w/ any other endorsement.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 11, 2019 4:20 AM |
Muslims and trannies are most welcome here.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 11, 2019 4:21 AM |
Don’t post in a pasta thread till you’ve observed for a while. Proper draining techniques are a virtual battlefield!!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 11, 2019 4:23 AM |
Any thread that is current or interesting won't gain any traction. Instead there will be 40 threads about Fadi Fawaz, Ben Barnes, and Tommiangio.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 11, 2019 4:24 AM |
When gossiping about Kevin Spacey, Tim Tebow, Aaron Rodgers, Ryan Seacrest and any such closet case you shall address them as Miss, La or Lady upon introduction.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 11, 2019 4:24 AM |
All pussies stink but the ones belonging to Kellyanne, Sarah Huckabee, and Roseanne form an unholy triad of stench that will eventually bring about the end times.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 11, 2019 4:28 AM |
There are a select few “I Have Mommie Issues” types you’ll see whine incessantly about “fraus” and how women encroach on everything, everywhere, and should just DIE IN A GREASE FIRE ... but do not assume we all hate women and/or lesbians.
Most of us love all our brothers and sisters who’ve helped us along the highways and byways of life.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 11, 2019 4:30 AM |
OP, we're not looking for new friends. Toddle off.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 11, 2019 4:31 AM |
I recommend not posting any recipes that include pudding mix, apparently this is akin to burning down an orphanage on Christmas Eve while simultaneously kicking puppies.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 11, 2019 4:34 AM |
[quote]Proper draining techniques are a virtual battlefield!!
That also applies to the purchase of mayonnaise. Don't even mention the stuff unless you know which brand is DL-approved. (I won't name it, for fear of starting another brawl.)
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 11, 2019 4:35 AM |
r44 I'm assuming Hellmanns or Dukes?
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 11, 2019 4:38 AM |
If you don't have sizemeat, just move it along toots.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 11, 2019 4:49 AM |
….and you must provide verficatia to R48.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 11, 2019 4:56 AM |
It's Hellmans mayonnaise. The only acceptable mayonnaise.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 11, 2019 5:03 AM |
Come visit us at Monday Morning Moos, on Monday Mornings.
Moo.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 11, 2019 5:08 AM |
Brush up on your Polari, Mary.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 11, 2019 5:09 AM |
If you don't already you'll have to grow to despise people of different ethnicities and everyone in the trans community.
Those are the two pillars that keep the DL standing.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 11, 2019 6:29 AM |
If your neighbor is a gargoyle you better have proof.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 11, 2019 6:36 AM |
r54 fuck you and your whore mother
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 11, 2019 6:37 AM |
Spelling, punctuation and grammar are paramount. Proof-read before you post. DL has enough illiterate morons. Your cooperation is appreciated.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 11, 2019 6:37 AM |
What's THAT supposed to mean?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 11, 2019 6:40 AM |
I love it when the grammar trolls identify themselves
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 11, 2019 6:40 AM |
DL is a twilight home for ancient white gays who hate women and minorities.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 11, 2019 6:50 AM |
Lots of British and Canadians pretending to be American.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 11, 2019 6:53 AM |
And unfuckable homophobic women.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 11, 2019 6:53 AM |
Your pearls are too cheap to make it past week 1.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 11, 2019 6:57 AM |
There's a box of matches in your DL Welcome Package, along with that vat of combustible grease.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 11, 2019 7:05 AM |
Anything written here that sounds frauish, literally is. You will learn to differentiate the replies of those for whom this site was intended from the replies of the interlopers.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 11, 2019 7:13 AM |
Before you post any text have it reviewed by an editor to correct grammar, spelling or style errors. You don’t want to post anything with errors, believe me.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 11, 2019 7:19 AM |
Anything with a BMI > 24 is fair game.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 11, 2019 7:19 AM |
The site is fucked. Anything remotely funny, interesting, irreverent or real (like gossip) will be descended upon by fraus, fan-freaks, PR fuckheads & Muriel (not necessarily in that order) and destroyed.
The Corpses on Everest, a DL tradition and one of the most informative threads, was closed for no fucking reason I could see. The above mentioned, amazing "Dan Motherfuck" thread would never be started (and kept up) now.
This is what happened when the DL search engine was Google-indexed.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 11, 2019 7:22 AM |
He doesn't visit as often as he once did, but you should read about BILL TAYLOR.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 11, 2019 8:15 AM |
We’ll have you to lunch, dear. Can you find your way to Park Avenue and 82d?
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 11, 2019 12:55 PM |
You must learn to pick on Miss Lindsey Graham all the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 11, 2019 3:43 PM |
You will need to know the difference between cilantro and parsley
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 11, 2019 3:46 PM |
When somebody dies you
1) ask if you can have his stuff
2) ask what was on his iPod
3) say "He had a hot ass but he couldn't live forever"
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 11, 2019 3:51 PM |
Have you met Patsy yet? She is a hard bitch
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 12, 2019 5:12 AM |
You could have the ability to start making some polls soon...
DO NOT CREATE ANY MUSIC POLLS AT ALL!!! This cannot be stressed enough.
I created many polls to find out the DL's favorite song from just about every artist you can think of & was hated for it.
I was so tired of all of the Trump, trans & muslim threads so I desperate tried to create a fun alternative to those big 3 topics. The DL loves it's own misery & hate.
It's not worth it in the long run. Trust me.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 12, 2019 5:51 AM |
you should know how to best pose for nude bathroom mirror selfies, OP, and post them so we can suggest improvements.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 12, 2019 6:05 AM |
r74 You forgot:
4) Ask why Susan Dey hasn't commented on it yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 12, 2019 6:09 AM |
The best way to start is to tell Father to mind his own business. Never come to dinner on time. Never eat your soup quietly. During dessert, always blow your nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 12, 2019 12:08 PM |
On the DL teenagers hit the wall and are a rough18.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 12, 2019 12:56 PM |
"I'm new. Anything I should know?"
Yes. Every scene and every line from EVERY episode of "The Golden Girls".
What, you were too young to have watched the show during its original run (1985-1992)?
Well then, I strongly urge a binge-worthy viewing ASAP.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 13, 2019 5:36 AM |
[ 83 ] I did have the privilege of growing up with the Golden Girls. I was a lucky gay kid.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 13, 2019 5:38 AM |
Erna is a Nazi and you should feel free to denounce her whenever she rears her Totenkopf.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 13, 2019 5:44 AM |
Everyone here is a Russian troll one way or another.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 13, 2019 5:57 AM |
