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Hustlers, Based on a True Story

Writer James Williams

Movie coming out in Sept.

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by Anonymousreply 2August 18, 2019 7:47 PM

For some odd reason I want to see this. But, ugh Constance Wu is in it.

by Anonymousreply 1August 18, 2019 7:01 PM

This looks just ridiculous - sleazy strippers get rich guys drunk and drugged as a means to contribute to the proletariat's fight against oppressor capitalist pigs, and then they steal money from them to buy luxury goods that they don't need, so the great conglomerates that those capitalist pigs represent can make even more money.

Oh gosh, aren't they the greatest revolutionary heroes in history? Marx and Engels would be immensely proud.

And why is it that Jennifer Lopez always makes that "I'm gonna give you the best orgasm of your life" face in every single role, and regardless of the situation her character is in? I cannot believe that this nonsense has carried her through for 25 years. She has to be one of the worst actresses and singers in history, and if we take into account that her "beauty" is 95% heavy makeup, I just have to wonder why is it that people have made her a star... Do mediocre, untalented and not-that-great-looking people really feel vindicated when one random nobody like themselves makes it big, even though they don't deserve to?

As for Cardi B, she is the even less talented, charismatic and beautiful version of J.Lo - why this annoying cow is successful (she isn't remotely likeable), is beyond all logic.

The only reason why this would become successful is because heterosexual men want to watch their own crappy "transcendental" stripper film, after frumpy fraus, dull cubicle broads and gays got those 'Magic Mike' stinking piles of shit.

by Anonymousreply 2August 18, 2019 7:47 PM