The threads about the tech guy who takes 60 pills a day and wants to live forever made me think of Suzanne being on the Oprah show years ago and showing the she takes 60 or more pills a day and hawks all her wellness products. But, there is something seriously wrong with her lately. She’d been selling live on IG and FB several times a week for years - but then turned it over to her daughter-in-law and wasn’t on for quite a while. They admit she is “recovering” and having treatments, but when she was on briefly a week ago for her hubby’s birthday celebration they did not really seem to want her to speak and she seemed almost like she’d had a stroke or dementia. Anyone have any info?

by Anonymous

reply 56

October 16, 2023 3:58 AM

Guess all those home remedies didn't work.

by Anonymous

reply 1

July 21, 2023 1:55 AM

I fear that when she squatted nude in those weeds in her photo shoot not a very long while back, she might’ve been crouching down inside of a toxic-chemicals dumping zone.

by Anonymous

reply 2

July 21, 2023 3:21 AM

She's very unwell - near death. That horrific daughter-in-law is a worthless leech.

by Anonymous

reply 4

July 21, 2023 3:47 AM

Was she injured in a tragic Thighmaster accident?

by Anonymous

reply 5

July 21, 2023 4:00 AM

Probably ODing on ivermectin and her own urine, OP.

by Anonymous

reply 6

July 21, 2023 4:02 AM

Hasn't she been putting "bio-identical hormones" into her body for a long time? Who knows what the long-term effects of that are.

by Anonymous

reply 7

July 21, 2023 4:32 AM

[quote] How sick is Suzanne Somers?

The poor lady is 76. At that age the body is pretty much worn out.

by Anonymous

reply 8

July 21, 2023 4:40 AM

I can provide her with nourishing food for just 70 cents a day.

by Anonymous

reply 10

July 21, 2023 4:59 AM

She's breathing, which is more than can be said for God knows how many poor fraus who bought into all the shameless quackery she's peddled for decades and wound up dead.

by Anonymous

reply 11

July 21, 2023 5:02 AM

Hey Joyce! So great to hear from you. How’s life been treating you at the Soup Kitchen? Are you still signing pictures from 40 years ago for 59 cents a pop at Whole Foods on the weekend?

by Anonymous

reply 12

July 21, 2023 6:05 AM

R12 Susie life has been great. I took an International Correspondence Course in motel housekeeping and it changed my life. Sally Struthers and her huge tits changed my life.

by Anonymous

reply 13

July 21, 2023 6:22 AM

R13- Sally changed my life too when she fingered me and Allen in the fountain at the Bellagio back in 1986. Wish you had been there too! I’ve always wanted to lick the DeWitt Clit!!!

by Anonymous

reply 14

July 21, 2023 6:28 AM

R14, well Susie, if you would have stuck around for another season of Three's Company , you could have found out why there were two t's in Knott's AND DeWitt :-)

by Anonymous

reply 15

July 21, 2023 6:36 AM

She and Alan are slowly desiccating themselves in the Central Dessert, to be eventually wrapped in unsold Three-Way Ponchos for their final mummification.

by Anonymous

reply 16

July 21, 2023 6:51 AM

She's a Trumpist. Fuck her.

by Anonymous

reply 17

July 21, 2023 7:28 AM

R15. I didn’t know you and Don were both transsexuals!!!! Double Ts could be fun. Especially if I can lift these double DDs off the ground now for you to suckle on.

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by Anonymous

reply 18

July 21, 2023 7:38 AM

She’s had a fabulous life. One almost worthy of a biopic. In fact two telefilms have already been produced. I don’t see cause to be catty.

by Anonymous

reply 19

July 21, 2023 8:15 AM

She supports forced that work against me as a Trumpie, so claws out.

by Anonymous

reply 20

July 21, 2023 8:33 AM

Can you put that in English, R20?

by Anonymous

reply 21

July 21, 2023 8:38 AM

You mean provincial, simple English? Sure?

Trump supporters crazy.

Trump supporters hate gays.

She's deserves criticism.

by Anonymous

reply 22

July 21, 2023 12:02 PM

Is Suze an anti-vaxxer, too?

I always find it ironic how a lot of those people (Joe Rogan comes to mind) with no qualms about taking sketchy supplements and even injecting hormones or performance drugs, are so shrill about not putting "something unknown into my body" when it comes to vaccines.

by Anonymous

reply 23

July 21, 2023 8:10 PM

She's on death's door while the creepy son and daughter-in-law milk her as long as they can.

by Anonymous

reply 24

July 21, 2023 8:15 PM

R24, so she's going to be singing "Come and knock on our door/We've been waiting for you"?

by Anonymous

reply 26

July 21, 2023 8:18 PM

During an interview (way back in the day) Barbra Walters slut shamed the absolute shit out of her for posing in Playboy.

That just popped into my head. I felt bad for Suzanne when I saw that.

by Anonymous

reply 27

July 21, 2023 8:28 PM

Why feel bad for her? She went on about how embarrassed she was by those photos only to pose for Playboy again when her career was on the downturn.

by Anonymous

reply 28

July 21, 2023 8:31 PM

R18 no need to throw out your back! Don's double D's came in a nice sack that swings to and fro.

by Anonymous

reply 29

July 21, 2023 10:38 PM

Get up, Suzanne! We all love you!

by Anonymous

reply 30

July 22, 2023 9:16 AM

Suzanne Somers, this is your bad side!

by Anonymous

reply 31

July 22, 2023 11:02 AM

She's fine! She sends her love!

by Anonymous

reply 32

July 22, 2023 8:31 PM

No one has any inside gossip?

by Anonymous

reply 33

July 22, 2023 8:56 PM

Just check her shopping shit out

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by Anonymous

reply 34

July 22, 2023 9:31 PM

Here's a March 23 video she posted on Facebook. She briefly appears, is wearing an ill-fitting wig, and is slow to get up from the table. She doesn't look bed-ridden but doesn't appear to be as spry as we have usually seen her. I have ZERO interest in what she and the daughter-in-law are yapping about but was curious as to how Somers looked.

I don't think she is ready for a home or a coffin but she seems to be slowing down.

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by Anonymous

reply 35

July 22, 2023 9:57 PM

For someone who kept herself in shape, she looks awfully frail for her age in that video. And you notice that everyone else is doing most of the talking.

She looks quite unwell. Almost confused.

The Trumpiness is disappointing, to say the least, but I feel bad for her.

by Anonymous

reply 36

July 22, 2023 10:07 PM

She’s 77 you old cunts! You expect her to be zip lining or something-that wig would fly right off, catch wind and hit Alan in the face.

by Anonymous

reply 37

July 22, 2023 10:12 PM

My mom is 84. She doesn’t need help rising from a seated position.

by Anonymous

reply 38

July 22, 2023 10:22 PM

R 38 my Oma could stand at 84, but needed a maid to hold/pour her daily gallon of wine. Smart woman really, started everyday with a vodka V8 gelatin cube and a coffee. Smoked since she was girl (pre WW2) and never gained an oz!

My other grandma passed in her lat 70s and if she went down a team of firefighters had to work together to get her up.

by Anonymous

reply 39

July 22, 2023 11:09 PM

She’s ok. Not sick. Looks like her usual self

by Anonymous

reply 40

July 22, 2023 11:21 PM

Someone should invite her to the Mrs. Roper pub crawl.

by Anonymous

reply 41

July 23, 2023 12:31 AM

She is quite ill - on death's door - in R35's video, you can tell the horrid daughter-in-law swoops in to save the day - "please keep buying all the stupid shit Suzanne has sold, because my husband/her son doesn't have a job, and we've been relying on this old bitch for years."

by Anonymous

reply 42

July 24, 2023 12:51 AM

[quote] My mom is 84. She doesn’t need help rising from a seated position.

Yeah but your mom is a FUCKING BEAST. Don’t compare every old lady to her.

by Anonymous

reply 43

July 24, 2023 12:59 AM

Bitch tore into me for drinking Diet Coke, and I'm still fucking here!

by Anonymous

reply 45

July 28, 2023 10:23 PM

Cancer- its on Daily Mail..

by Anonymous

reply 47

July 31, 2023 7:39 PM

[Quote] Guess all those home remedies didn't work.

But would she have lived as long if she had gone the traditional route?

by Anonymous

reply 48

July 31, 2023 7:46 PM

She claims that her cancer doctor says she WOULD NOT still be here if she had not (according to Daily Mail by way of interview with her husband with quote from Ms. Somers)

by Anonymous

reply 49

July 31, 2023 7:49 PM

I bet she's tried all the traditional treatments.

I remember her having "treatments" that turned out to be lipo.

These two are pure grift but you have to admire their late stage hustle.

by Anonymous

reply 50

July 31, 2023 8:37 PM

Datalounge calls it again!

by Anonymous

reply 52

July 31, 2023 9:46 PM

I was going to attach the “exclusive” story from the NY Post, just to get one poster’s head to explode.

by Anonymous

reply 53

July 31, 2023 10:06 PM

No comment, except it sounds like the only door she will come to knock on next will be death’s.

by Anonymous

reply 54

August 2, 2023 8:10 AM

I started this thread, now I have the answer to how sick she is - VERY. Well, not at all anymore actually.

by Anonymous

reply 55

October 16, 2023 3:14 AM

R21 did your reality just go into a tailspin over a single letter misspelling?

by Anonymous

reply 56

October 16, 2023 3:58 AM