Are elves, in general, homophobic? I mean, you're so obviously gay and that daddy-ish elf seems to not like you too much.

by Anonymous

reply 1

November 20, 2022 9:53 PM

He's just upset because I want to become a dentist, R1.

by Anonymous

reply 2

November 20, 2022 9:57 PM

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble Moff Jerjerrod from Star Wars and/or Miles Crane from Frasier?

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by Anonymous

reply 3

November 20, 2022 10:07 PM

No, R3. No one's ever mentioned that to me and frankly, I don't see the resemblance.

by Anonymous

reply 4

November 20, 2022 10:10 PM

Hermey, does it bother you that so many children think your name is Herby?

by Anonymous

reply 5

November 20, 2022 10:11 PM

Do you mind if I call you “Hermey elf”?

by Anonymous

reply 6

November 20, 2022 10:13 PM

Hermey, are you a hermelfrodite?

by Anonymous

reply 8

November 20, 2022 10:16 PM

How do you get your hair to swoop like that in the front?

by Anonymous

reply 10

November 20, 2022 10:24 PM

How's your dental practice going, Hermey?

by Anonymous

reply 11

November 20, 2022 10:31 PM

Do you regret doing "Hermey's 50-load weekend"? I see it's difficult to find on the Internet.

by Anonymous

reply 14

November 20, 2022 10:36 PM

Everyone knows your gay and we all know what you, Rudolph and the other misfits got up to on that island.

by Anonymous

reply 15

November 20, 2022 10:36 PM

Are you past peak ripeness?

by Anonymous

reply 17

November 20, 2022 10:38 PM

Do you take dental insurance?

by Anonymous

reply 18

November 20, 2022 10:41 PM

Do you have regrets about doing the " Helen Lawson, MARY and Bright" Christmas special?

by Anonymous

reply 19

November 20, 2022 11:26 PM

What is it you think we're up to, R15?

by Anonymous

reply 20

November 21, 2022 9:34 PM

Is the Lion Ruler on the Island of Misfit toys, King Moon Racer, also a misfit toy?

by Anonymous

reply 23

November 21, 2022 9:53 PM

Actually, the people behind the show are not so clear as to whether he is Hermey or Herbie.

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by Anonymous

reply 24

November 21, 2022 10:00 PM

Hermey was born Hermoine. But that's another Christmas story to tell some time.

by Anonymous

reply 25

November 21, 2022 10:07 PM

I’m glad you performed an extraction on Bumble.

by Anonymous

reply 26

November 21, 2022 10:29 PM

Were you named after Hermione Gingold or Hermione Baddeley?

by Anonymous

reply 27

November 21, 2022 10:35 PM

Have you ever punched that bitch Santa in his big gunt?

by Anonymous

reply 28

November 21, 2022 10:43 PM

I was named after Ms. Baddeley.

by Anonymous

reply 29

November 21, 2022 11:00 PM

Do you have a big blond bush to keep your weenie warm at the Pole?

It must be lacquered, right?

by Anonymous

reply 30

November 21, 2022 11:17 PM