Henry Cavill promotes Witcher in Brazil
Andrew Hansen 
His stylist saw this đŠ and said âletâs make that happenâ
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 24, 2023 1:12 AM |
Wow, he's really packed on the pounds - it looks like he's stopped working out.
You can see the weight in his face. He's probably put on 30 lbs easily.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 16, 2023 4:47 PM |
He never seems to find clothes that fit or get tailored clothing.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 16, 2023 4:53 PM |
He could have had live-in personal trainer. He refuse! âPeople will talk,â he say. Goes back to video games for hours.
Meanwhile, old âUncle Michaelâ reveal he hate fat people. Morally and ethically wrong, fer sure, but definitely would have kept human from sitting on butt all day.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 16, 2023 5:11 PM |
Is Henry ok? He should fire whoever styles him. Those pants are not it đŹ
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 16, 2023 5:13 PM |
Why did he get that Gen Z broccoli perm?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 16, 2023 7:07 PM |
Did his boyfriend go with him?!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 16, 2023 7:46 PM |
They could have at least matched the slacks.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 16, 2023 11:38 PM |
Guess the one in pink couldn't be bothered to wear a bra, so we know it was cold in there
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 17, 2023 2:55 AM |
He looks fat here because of the ill-fitting clothing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 17, 2023 3:14 AM |
Even his fit-fat body is smoldering, accept it bitches
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 17, 2023 3:16 AM |
[quote]He looks fat here because of the ill-fitting clothing.
Not true. Look at his face. He's definitely packed on the pounds.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 17, 2023 3:21 AM |
He's such a beautiful man, it's infuriating to see him so poor dressed so often.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 17, 2023 3:31 AM |
He doesn't need to fuss over his wardrobe because he is already smoking hot. Only gays on DL care and yall would still suck his dick from the back đ
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 17, 2023 4:56 AM |
Jesus who dressed him tonight! He looks ready to cosplay as an elephant đ
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 17, 2023 11:22 PM |
His body isn't designed for all that muscle mass. He is more fit swimmer's build. Not sure why he still bulks up, he's never playing Superman again.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 17, 2023 11:28 PM |
[quote] He is more fit swimmer's build
Tell me you donât know what a swimmerâs build is without telling me you donât know what a swimmerâs build is.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 17, 2023 11:33 PM |
He looked best in Immortals, as much as I prefer huge muscle monsters and beefy guys.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 17, 2023 11:37 PM |
I am going to tell his wife about his secret instagram since he hasn't accepted my friend request.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 17, 2023 11:41 PM |
[quote]Tell me you donât know what a swimmerâs build is without telling me you donât know what a swimmerâs build is.
Alright then smartass. You tell me what a swimmer's build is. Share your wisdom oh wise one.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 17, 2023 11:46 PM |
Is that a Jewish artist at R25?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 18, 2023 1:04 AM |
[Quote] His body isn't designed for all that muscle mass. He is more fit swimmer's build. Not sure why he still bulks up, he's never playing Superman again.
I think he stayed bulky for Geralt even though the character didn't need to be. And he was also promoting MuscleTech, but it looks like they dropped him.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 18, 2023 1:51 AM |
[quote]His body isn't designed for all that muscle mass. He is more fit swimmer's build. Not sure why he still bulks up, he's never playing Superman again.
I should have written:
His body isn't designed for all that muscle mass. He should have a more fit swimmer's build. Not sure why he still bulks up, he's never playing Superman again.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 18, 2023 1:56 AM |
His next film (assuming the strike ever ends) is opposite Gyllenhaal who now looks like this so presumably he will want to get in shape again
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 18, 2023 2:21 AM |
[quote]Only gays on DL care and yall would still suck his dick from the back đ
Probably not physically possible with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 18, 2023 3:19 AM |
A montage of ill-fitting clothing, bloated body and bad hair.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 18, 2023 5:35 PM |
R35 I agree. He looks so sloppy. My goodness. He can't pull it together for one of his final mall appearances?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 21, 2023 5:23 AM |
Why did he lower his voice so much?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 21, 2023 5:24 AM |
R39, he's trying not to sound gay. He seems as if he's imitating Prince William.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 21, 2023 5:32 AM |
R37 who doesn't like pancakes?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 21, 2023 6:35 AM |
He looks now like Adam Lambert with a British smile (downward smile).
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 21, 2023 7:17 AM |
R39 Henry Cavillâs voice is not actually Henry Cavillâs voice. His natural speaking voice is about an octave higher.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 21, 2023 10:28 AM |
Interestingly the second day outfit was also green (looked grey in some photos)
Assuming green was chosen on both days for its slimming qualities
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 21, 2023 11:11 AM |
[Quote] Assuming green was chosen on both days for its slimming qualities
I doubt that was the reason.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 21, 2023 11:19 AM |
[quote]he's trying not to sound gay. He seems as if he's imitating Prince William.
I caught that too. He's definitely trying to channel Prince William.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 22, 2023 10:48 AM |
R44 He doesn't look so out of shape on the second day at the mall.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 22, 2023 10:49 AM |
It seems as if Netflix is making the Witcher cast the stepchildren, because they sent them to the mall, while the A-list at Tudum are at an actual venue.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 22, 2023 10:52 AM |
Who does his make-up? This isn't the first time Henry's looked like an oompa loompa. How hard is it to find a decent bronzer?
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 22, 2023 11:08 AM |
They're both fucking idiots. She couldn't even take care of her last dog.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 23, 2023 10:38 AM |
Ummm
You do realize 14 years old is VERY old for Frenchie right? They live 10-12 years.
Anyway the other stuff he said is more of a concern to me. âOpened a new chapter in our livesâ Heâs going to marry her isnât he. I actually thought this might happen when I first saw photos of them. She looks like Marianne.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 23, 2023 10:57 AM |
[Quote] You do realize 14 years old is VERY old for Frenchie right? They live 10-12 years.
Exactly! She shouldn't have made Meat travel all over just because she decided to follow Henry everywhere.
[Quote] She looks like Marianne.
Which is ironic because she called Marianne a cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 23, 2023 12:15 PM |
đ±where did you hear that? đł
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 23, 2023 12:26 PM |
[quote] she decided to follow Henry everywhere.
I donât see it quite that way. He may want her to be there to, um, take care of him.
A man on the Autism Spectrum will purposely seek out a carer.
Frankly TBH the relationship between him and MB was entirely based on MB caring for him. Which he was paid to do. So it wasnât the basis of a really genuine partnership. MB took care of him (which he was paid very well for) and HC took him places and bought him stuff. Beyond the puppylove, totally transactional.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 23, 2023 12:51 PM |
[Quote] where did you hear that?
It was talked about on an instagram account and it got shut down pretty quickly. Natalie has several fake accounts on there.
[Quote] I donât see it quite that way. He may want her to be there to, um, take care of him.
Take care of him how? It's a pr relationship.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 23, 2023 1:24 PM |
I wouldnât call it a PR relationship. Itâs a mutually beneficial relationship between two people with vested interests. Glasses wants to go up in Hollywood and Henry wants to stay famous. PR is a benefit of that, but there is a relationship there. I remember an interview Cavill did where he used a very strange word for her - he called her his Partner which is a very weird way to refer to your girlfriend but I think it captures the relationship well. Itâs a partnership.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 23, 2023 1:44 PM |
[Quote] Itâs a mutually beneficial relationship between two people with vested interests. Glasses wants to go up in Hollywood and Henry wants to stay famous.
That's what makes it so funny because they're both failing. Henry's career has gone downhill and Gnatalie has nothing to show for her company, Vertigo. Unless you actually believe Warhammer will be a success.
It's really telling that Henry couldn't find a better "partner" or i should say Dany.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 23, 2023 1:53 PM |
At 40 his priority probably isnât ascending like he was at 30; it would be stabilizing. I would say heâs been successful in keeping it stable, his most recent two films are getting theatrical distribution which is a pretty big achievement. Even Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth are strictly straight to streaming now.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 23, 2023 2:04 PM |
If it was about stabilising why leave the Witcher? First there was drama with Superman then he bailed on Stratton and now The Witcher. I'd say Evans and Hemsworth are doing much better than Henry is currently.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 23, 2023 2:12 PM |
Evans and Hemsworth are getting huge paydays but each one is basically borrowed against their ability to open a theatrical movie in the future. Hemsworth just put out Extraction 2 on Netflix. Absolutely no one gave a shit. For Argylle and Ministry to both go theatrical is a huge deal, especially since Argylle was already bought for streaming. If the Gyllenhaal movie goes theatrical as well, it would put him in a very enviable position for his peer group.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 23, 2023 2:26 PM |
[Quote] For Argylle and Ministry to both go theatrical is a huge deal
I wouldn't say that's because of Henry. John Cena is in Argylle and Guy Ritchie hasn't made a good movie in years.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 23, 2023 2:34 PM |
Argylle has a massive cast but he is absolutely the face of it. The only still released is him and Dua Lipa.
As for Ministry, whether you enjoy Guy Ritchieâs films or not isnât really the issue, this was a film which went to market with the expectation of a Netflix/Prime/Apple purchase and got a theatrical release from Lionsgate. Huge deal.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 23, 2023 4:39 PM |
Jesus how did I miss this in December?
If he played him like Napoleon Solo with the Transatlantic accent it could be hilarious.
I assumed the natural top choice for Hades would be Robert Downey Jr but heâd probably demand $30 million and backend.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 24, 2023 12:16 AM |
