I'm having trouble coming up with some sexy, funny answers that will make the guys swipe right.

"Dating me is like..."

"My biggest date fail..."

"Biggest risk I've taken..."

"Change my mind about..."

"I know the best spot in town for..."

Any ideas? I know you bitches are witty.

by Anonymous

reply 12

November 20, 2023 3:55 AM

I thought this was going to be a home improvement thread

by Anonymous

reply 1

November 19, 2023 7:15 PM

This is a prompt for chatgpt, not the dl.

by Anonymous

reply 2

November 19, 2023 7:41 PM

OP, don't use ANY of these:

"Dating me is like...announcing to the world that you've given up and settled."

"My biggest date fail...so far has been bothering to learn all those losers' names."

"Biggest risk I've taken...is asking strangers on Data Lounge for quirky, clever Hinge openers."

"Change my mind about...our wonderful 45th President and how our 2020 election was stolen by a cabal of elite, baby-eating pedophile Democrats."

"I know the best spot in town for...hookups and blow-n-gos with horny married straight men, where their wives and your boyfriend will definitely not catch you cheating."

Believe it or not, none of these will give a good impression that you're worthy of a swipe right.

by Anonymous

reply 3

November 19, 2023 8:27 PM

OP, who has spent her life wiping from back to front, now thinks we can help with the swiping of others.

by Anonymous

reply 4

November 19, 2023 8:34 PM

"Date me if you want a partner with with zero imagination. I also enjoy making strangers do my homework."

by Anonymous

reply 5

November 19, 2023 9:53 PM

Always swipe from front to back.

by Anonymous

reply 6

November 20, 2023 1:08 AM

Change my mind about… average size appendages.

by Anonymous

reply 7

November 20, 2023 1:53 AM

Biggest risk I’ve taken…. Taking your peasant cock.

by Anonymous

reply 9

November 20, 2023 1:57 AM

I know the best spot in town for felching used condoms.

by Anonymous

reply 10

November 20, 2023 2:36 AM

You don’t have to write anything. It’s about being good looking

by Anonymous

reply 11

November 20, 2023 3:06 AM

Dating me is like dating a Rhodes Scholar.

by Anonymous

reply 12

November 20, 2023 3:55 AM