God made Trump
Harper Scott 
Can you believe this shit?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 8, 2024 1:25 PM |
Who made that neck pussy?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 6, 2024 3:47 PM |
Of course the MAGAts think Trump subject to the divine right of kings. They're so fucking stupid they don't realize we fought the Revolutionary War to get away from the duality of monarchy/head of the church. Moreover, after spending the last 5 decades telling us how the anti-Christ was coming and going into great detail about how we'll know... and then seeing Trump act out, to the finest detail, everything they said would portend bezzlebub (or whatever they call the anti-Christ today, who the fuck knows) it's rather confounding that they have completely forsaken and ignored their own bullshit.
I find myself repeating over and over: Stuart Stevens was right, [italic]It Was All a Lie.{/italic] Every damn word that has come out of a conservative and/or Republican mouth has been a complete out-and-out lie.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 6, 2024 3:53 PM |
[/italic]Apologies for the formatting error.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 6, 2024 3:54 PM |
I've said this before on here and I'll say it again: Anybody who votes/supports that jackass Donald J. Trump should have their voting privileges taken away from them permanently. By voting for Trump, it's apparent said person is unable to make sane, rational decisions.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 6, 2024 3:56 PM |
R6
Praise the lord. And thank you for being so brave to say that once again,
you are so correct the only way to save democracy is to take away the right to vote for those who vote for trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 6, 2024 4:01 PM |
Obviously R5 not that idiot R6
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 6, 2024 4:03 PM |
Ten more months of this, dear lord.
[quote]He added: “You should all stay in those voting booths. You should stay there and watch it. If you see bags of crap coming into the voting areas, you’ve got to stop it. You can’t let it happen, because these guys are crooked as hell. They know how to cheat.”
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 6, 2024 4:07 PM |
Well, Goddamn. He's gonna go there. I knew eventually he'd play the religion card. He's off his fucking rocker, and I think he wants to be a Dictator.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 6, 2024 4:12 PM |
Clearly the solution to fixing democracy is not autocracy but more democracy, R6... but at what point do we admit that some people are so fucking stupid that they really shouldn't have a say in the way our society and government play out? The solution isn't mandating by fiat who has the right to vote. But the fact that the Venn diagram of stupid people and religious people overlaps almost completely does present some interesting potential; for instance, could we get churches to announce from pulpits that since the vote won't be counted and reported accurately the only solution is for good, God-fearing Christians to boycott the election?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 6, 2024 4:12 PM |
We are watching a slide, I hope, where he’s going to start saying things that will eliminate the middle of the road republicans.
And maybe the GOP will nominate Haley.
Pipe dreams but within possibility. I watched my very old, very republican grandfather switch to Biden in the last election.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 6, 2024 4:19 PM |
I doubt it if the GOP will nominate Haley.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 6, 2024 4:21 PM |
🎶 What if God made Donald Trump?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 6, 2024 4:21 PM |
The video, aside from being batshit crazy in its premise, if full of the most transparent lies about how hard Trump works for the people and how gracious he is to women. Totally the opposite of reality.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 6, 2024 4:22 PM |
Dump knows his audience well: "I love the poorly educated!"
It's too bad more of them didn't die of Covid.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 6, 2024 4:25 PM |
He's going to get so much worse after he wins Iowa, it'll be his first proper win since... 2016? It's going to rejuvenate his spirit and he'll become even more insufferable. Especially if it's a landslide.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 6, 2024 4:27 PM |
“I know what they should do, just tax the stupid people!”
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 6, 2024 4:31 PM |
Voter intimidation becoming normal and often going unpunished - Trump's latest comments about bags of crap send a clear message. Intimidate anyone you think looks like a Democrat. For every one that pushes back or stands up for themselves ten more will just get scared and go home.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 6, 2024 4:31 PM |
Just 303 days until we don't have to live in fear of this orange buffoon ever again.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 6, 2024 5:03 PM |
Imagine him in stained glass in every house of worship with stigmata ketchup hands.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 6, 2024 5:06 PM |
Good lord. Did he appoint him to spend most of his time working hard on the fucking golf course? These people are brain dead morons.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 6, 2024 5:10 PM |
If I didn’t know better I would compliment the video editor for a brilliant parody. The details are exquisite, down to using clips like him rudely pushing NATO leaders at a photo op as proof of his strength…and so on.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 6, 2024 5:16 PM |
I watched a clip of him at his latest 'rally' on MSNBC - he looked depleted and sweating like the pig he is. The MAGA Lug Nuts only have one gear and they are all stuck in neutral and will never leave him. You can bet that if he demanded his followers go over Niagara Falls in a paper bag to prove their loyalty to him, there wouldn't be a paper bag to be found anywhere! Most any other human being would crack with all the pressure of DUMPS multitude of problems but he's filled with bile and hatred so he could go one for decades hopefully declining along the way. I am SO SICK of all this shit about DUMP!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 6, 2024 5:17 PM |
You sure it wasn’t Satan?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 6, 2024 5:18 PM |
Leave me out of this. I don't want him, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 6, 2024 5:22 PM |
R10
We agree the best way to protect democracy is to restrict voting among those dumber than us and those we don’t agree with.
If only some states had thought about giving prospective voters a literacy test an intelligence test before they could vote our country would be so much better off.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 6, 2024 5:27 PM |
The MAGAts aren't very ood christians or they would be familiar with matthew 24: 3-9
3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”
4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.
9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me.
But the MAGATs aren't real christians.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 6, 2024 5:28 PM |
[quote]He added: “You should all stay in those voting booths. You should stay there and watch it.
It's funny because two months ago he told them they wouldn't need to vote, not one MAGAt would need to vote.
[quote]You don't have to vote, don't worry about voting. The voting, we got plenty of votes, you gotta watch.
I wish that he would be forced to sit an IQ test on live TV and that after the allotted time an independent expert would grade his test and announce the result, still on live TV, and tells the number, which I expect to fall in the 80-90 range (and I'm being nice, considering that it requires reading and he doesn't read).
The narcissistic injury caused by this would probably make his head explode and it would be the end of it and most of the people would be happy and relieved.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 6, 2024 5:37 PM |
Mississippi only used literacy tests on Black people.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 6, 2024 5:41 PM |
This only reinforces my anti-religion bona fides.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 6, 2024 5:53 PM |
Nothing to see here. Move along. All will be fine. Don't be a concern troll.
"Concern Troll" is copyrighted by The Democratic Underground. You Know, the Democrats that brought you the "Hillary is a lock" for the election.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 6, 2024 6:01 PM |
It’s almost six weeks until Valentine’s Day.
Sheesh.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 6, 2024 6:24 PM |
What part of
[quote]Clearly the solution to fixing democracy is not autocracy but more democracy...
did you not understand, R27?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 6, 2024 6:26 PM |
"The MAGAts aren't very good christians or they would be familiar with matthew 24: 3-9."
I've known for years that Republicans and their alleged patriotism and Chrisitianity is both fake and fraudulent, designed to appeal to the lower common denominator, the MAGAt.
There's a scene where at some campaign rally, Trump hugs the American flag. To me, that is the most sickening, disgusting display in the history of American politics.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 6, 2024 6:32 PM |
I call bullshit on this being a "fan-made video".
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 6, 2024 6:33 PM |
We are weeks away from him saying that not voting for him is like killing Jesus all over again.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 6, 2024 6:36 PM |
[quote] There's a scene where at some campaign rally, Trump hugs the American flag. To me, that is the most sickening, disgusting display in the history of American politics.
Indeed. "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel." How millions flock to this bullshit artist beggars belief.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 6, 2024 6:38 PM |
I will never forgive God for this.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 6, 2024 6:38 PM |
Yeah, Trump definitively proves God couldn't be any more dead.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 6, 2024 6:42 PM |
Don’t they normally blame the homosexuals when God loses his shit and something like a tornado flattens half of the southern states? Yet now we’re to be told that His Wonderfulness actually **likes** Trump?
This God fellow they invented certainly is hard to make sense of. I’d have said lying, grifting, stealing, and groping women were more in the Debbil’s game plan.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 6, 2024 6:47 PM |
Fags and/or Jews. Either works.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 6, 2024 6:49 PM |
I’m binging Gold Rush on Discovery . A bunch of MAGAs (this was filmed pre-Trump) standing around praying to God (in the name of Jesus) to let them find another 40 ounces of gold. I don’t think that’s what God is for.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 6, 2024 6:51 PM |
[quote]God made Trump
...and God created woman...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 6, 2024 7:00 PM |
R35 Evangelical Christianity is an anti-scriptural political movement that was cooked up to create a voting base for Republicans who knew their policy platform was deeply unpopular and essentially untenable in electoral politics altogether. You can't just admit that your intention is to serve oligarchy at the expense of not just every citizen, but the existence of global civilization, you have to bury that underneath culture war/religion/jingoism/etc. Many Republican voters think free healthcare already exists but is just corrupted by immigrants and once Trump gets rid of all the freeloading blackies tons of money will flow to them somehow. The anti-abortion position isn't religious or scriptural, the bible even instructs you on how to perform one correctly. It was implemented (obviously in Catholicism as well) to control and punish women and fornicators. When Christian men cheat on their wives and knock up kids that isn't fornication - that's an understandable fall to temptation that is probably a woman's fault. It's fornication when a non-Christian enjoys sexuality without submitting to the establishment - so in any way outside of the context of being a good white Christian man.
Chomsky on the public understanding of healthcare - "So, in the late Reagan years, for example, about 70 percent of the population thought that guaranteed healthcare should be a constitutional guarantee, because it’s such an obvious desideratum. And about 40 percent thought it already was in the Constitution. The Constitution is just this holy collection of anything reasonable, so it must be there."
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 6, 2024 7:02 PM |
R34
I was agreeing with your suggestion where others deemed stupid by you should not be able to vote. It’s the details that matter.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 6, 2024 7:08 PM |
It says Trump goes to church every Sunday.
Bwa-ha-ha . Try NEVER.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 6, 2024 7:11 PM |
Since MAGAts don't seem to think the votes of non-whites count, maybe we need to think about making it harder for whites, e.g., Trump's base, to vote.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 6, 2024 7:12 PM |
Fun fact: Trump was the first president since Eisenhower to switch faiths/denominations while in office, from Presbyterian to non-denominational Christian.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 6, 2024 7:13 PM |
I want him to lose so badly.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 6, 2024 7:16 PM |
I'm watching MSNBC and they just ran a clip of Trump stating that he could have negotiated a much better outcome to the civil war and that you never would have heard of Abraham Lincoln whatever that means. Obviously it's a pro-Confederate dogwhistle. Couldn't find a youtube clip yet searching recently but there'll probably be a dozen articles in a couple hours.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 6, 2024 7:18 PM |
house minority releases 156 page report on Trump's self enriching corruption while in office. Nothing to see here! This is nothing compared to Hunter Biden paying back a car loan!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 6, 2024 7:21 PM |
📜 HEAR YE HEAR YE! 📜
Think back to what we learned in the past 7 years: when Trump says something extra inflammatory, extra attention grabbing, he’s trying to change the news cycle off of his misdeeds.
Trump said this so you stop talking about him and Epstein.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 6, 2024 7:27 PM |
[quote]I want him to lose so badly.
He will, r52.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 6, 2024 7:39 PM |
He looks like death warmed over at New Years and in Iowa.
Why can't he just fucking die already????
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 6, 2024 7:40 PM |
R57
Then you need to put your money where your hopes and dreams are. Get in in the , which really old man will drop dead first , bet-down.
Right now the odds between Joe or Don dying first are pretty even. But as soon as the first one dies we will know which side God was betting on.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 6, 2024 7:59 PM |
R49: MAGAts repeat the lie that there is a church on the premises of Mar-a-Largo that he had built, that their Orange Jesus attends every day. There are no pictures of this church and no one has seen it in person, but MAGAts all know it exists and their Lard and Savior goes there, daily.
President Biden, on the other hand, who has actually attended mass every Sunday his entire life, they call a "pedo" and a "CINO".
The former has cheated on every wife he had, the last while she was pregnant. The latter has never strayed.
Their views on these two men couldn't be more hypocritical.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 6, 2024 8:09 PM |
[quote]He's off his fucking rocker, and I think he wants to be a Dictator.
Ya think?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 6, 2024 8:10 PM |
[quote]I want him to lose so badly.
I want him to experience spontaneous human combustion.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 6, 2024 8:12 PM |
DeFuckTard has joined the conversation at R58.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 6, 2024 8:13 PM |
Someone has to publicly humiliate him. I’m talking slime from the rafters. People holding posters with photo evidence. Sacks of flaming dog doo at his doorstep. The possibilities are endless.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 6, 2024 8:23 PM |
R63 It won't work. The cult of personality is so deeply entrenched that even Donald Trump on video raping a child wouldn't change their minds. Deepstate AI fake. Satanic mind control trick. He's blatantly committed countless crimes and has been lying several times a day for years and years and it hasn't hurt him one bit. In fact, it's a feature not a bug. Much of the population can't think critically and is utterly selfish and amoral. Donald Trump validates who they are so they'll never stop loving him. They WANT a mean dumb retard in the oval office because it makes them feel good about being exactly the same. If he suddenly became empathetic and well spoken his support would tank because people would no longer see themselves in him.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 6, 2024 8:30 PM |
I'm not so sure, R56. There are so many brainwashed MAGAts that think all the charges against him are politically motivated and baseless. Then there are those who know exactly what kind of a person he is. They don't care and will vote for him anyways.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 6, 2024 10:36 PM |
^ Trump needs his dentures re-sized. He's hissing.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 6, 2024 11:18 PM |
I hope to live just long enough to see that the saying, “His name is Mudd,” is replaced by “His name is Trump.”
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 6, 2024 11:41 PM |
God also makes ticks, dogshit, cholera, and rabies. God doesn't always make nice things.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 6, 2024 11:45 PM |
He's so tacky and clueless, always has been. From his dyed blond wraparound coiffeur to his toadstool dick. He wears suits all the time because he's obese and doesn't know how to dress (the oversized ties hide his gut). And then there's the topaz pancake makeup...
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 7, 2024 12:10 AM |
God made Trump [italic]what[/italic]?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 7, 2024 12:57 AM |
God made Trump the most corrupt president in the history of the U.S.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 7, 2024 4:19 AM |
Joe Biden is even more corrupt. I don’t know why but I believe it and so do the people I listen to. God says so as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 7, 2024 5:08 AM |
He’s now dissing Lincoln. Because only he can be the historical face of the Republican Party.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 8, 2024 12:50 AM |
Epstein, Ghislaine and Anouska.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 8, 2024 2:01 AM |
Why does no one bring up the fact that the First Lady was essentially a mail order bride?
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 8, 2024 2:22 AM |
[quote]Why does no one bring up the fact that the First Lady was essentially a mail order bride?
Perhaps because the fact that she was the first first lady to pose for nudie pics tends to steal focus.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 8, 2024 8:20 AM |
Wasn’t there a similar commercial a year ago, “God made…” with a stentorian voiceover? Maybe it was for DeSantis.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 8, 2024 1:11 PM |
On The Project tonight they had a commentator explaining that the video is based on a decades-old one praising farmers as the backbone and saviours of the country.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 8, 2024 1:25 PM |
