Gloria Loring Got On My Bus
Robert Spencer 
...and she was all like, "please, please no autographs."
I was all like, "who the hell are you"? And she was all like, "I had a number one hit with "Friends and Lovers" and I said, "OK bitch you need to stop. That was only a number two hit and you stole it from Juice Newton."
Then she gives me some bullshit like 'No, I did it first but it didn't get released." Then she boasts about writing the "Facts of Life" and "Diff'rent Strokes" theme and emphasizes she had to do TWO versions of the "Facts of Life."
So I said "If they were any good they wouldn't have needed TWO themes and your husband wouldn't have dumped you.
The she said "But I was on 'Days Of Our Lives," and I just said, "OK just stop you're embarrassing yourself."
I mean who brags about being on a soap opera.
So then the black lady bus driver told her to either pay and sit her ass down or get off the bus, and she said, "I'm a little embarrassed financially."
So I said, "If we all take up a collection to pay the $2.00 will you shut up."
She was then like, "Oh no, I get much more than $2.00 for my autograph."
At that point, I got off the bus, rather than have to put up with the bitch. I think they called the cops cause they were coming toward the bus as I was getting off.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 14, 2023 4:07 AM |
Gloria Loring stole my Tina Turner wall clock!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2022 1:46 PM |
Try riding the bus with my sister!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2022 1:47 PM |
How sad you need to take public transportation.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2022 1:49 PM |
R1, did anybody ask the clock if it's OK?
OP, thank you for the thread. A study in absurdity.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2022 1:54 PM |
This is a lie because she would have said "But my son is Robin Thicke, you know the guy who sang about raping a girl?"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2022 2:04 PM |
I knew someone who met Gloria Loring, and then he died.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2022 2:05 PM |
[quote]Gloria Loring Got On My Bus
No. She Didn’t.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2022 2:09 PM |
No no no. This site will NOT come for Gloria Loring. She is chauffeured everywhere. She doesn't even know what a bus is. How dare you.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2022 2:18 PM |
She appeared on The Carol Burnett Show early in the series billed as an up and coming star.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2022 2:24 PM |
That's nothing.
Gloria Loring got on my bus and told me to move to the back!
Can't catch a break these days.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2022 4:38 PM |
Bitch hit me in the head with a fondue pot.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2022 4:40 PM |
Ya take the good, ya take the bad, R13.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 3, 2022 4:42 PM |
You all do know that Gloria's Cadillacs come with a custom designed horn that plays "Friends and Lovers" and floormats with embroidered silhouettes of Kim and Shane. The bus?!?!? How dare you, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 3, 2022 4:42 PM |
Which of your multiple personalities were you presenting as during this altercation, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2022 4:56 PM |
Thank you OP and R13. I needed to laugh out loud this morning and you both made it happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2022 5:08 PM |
Days of Our Lives was really good when she was on from 1980-1986, that's when it because the supernatural tinged action/adventure, comic booky, camp soap
None of the other soaps at that time were anything like DAYS
Plus we had hilarious drag Queen like comic relief, camp characters like Calliope Jones
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2022 5:10 PM |
R13 and R17 is obviously the same person.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 3, 2022 5:10 PM |
I remember the day she knocked me off my bike, then stole it.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 3, 2022 5:20 PM |
Well Gloria Loring got on MY bus and immediately started panhandling for her fare. The driver made her get off at the next stop and she caused a huge scene. It seems like she's going through something.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 3, 2022 5:22 PM |
Because no one in a major city EVER needs to take public transportation.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 3, 2022 5:23 PM |
Robin Thicke has pin point nippples. Did he get that from Alan or Gloria?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 3, 2022 7:34 PM |
R9 I saw that performance a few years ago A very interesting interpretation of "Going Out of My Head."
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 3, 2022 7:56 PM |
Gloria Loring stole my weed!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2022 8:14 PM |
Gloria Loring's mother was our cleaning woman.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2022 8:43 PM |
Gloria Loring asked my husband how dark my baby's skin might be!!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2022 8:58 PM |
Gloria got the Don Diamont dick back in the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2022 9:15 PM |
When did they let the Negros up front to drive?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 3, 2022 11:44 PM |
I'm pretty sure it was Gloria Loring who attacked me outside my apartment while shouting homophobic and racial slurs. Did anyone check that noose around my neck for her fingerprints?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 4, 2022 2:25 AM |
Julie Andrews only got the role of Maria in "The Sound of Music" because Gloria Loring turned it down.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 4, 2022 2:42 AM |
She shot me then stole my beloved Dr. Neil Curtis! Wench!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 4, 2022 2:49 AM |
Gloria Loring ate my balls!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 4, 2022 2:55 AM |
Gloria Loring tried to board MY bus once. When it came time for her to pay her fare Linda Hunt knocked the bill out of her hand and exclaimed “It’s exact change only bitch!”
Afterwards though, someone challenged Linda when she attempted to return to her seat in the handicapped section at the front of the bus. Everyone on board has assumed she was one of those crippled, short people and belonged there. But after her display it was clear that she was not handicapped at all.
I gave her my seat, we got off at the same stop together and she invited me to her favorite bar where she bought me the most elegant cocktail… “Sigorney’s Minge”.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 4, 2022 2:56 AM |
Some lines were delivered on the bus
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 4, 2022 2:57 AM |
I believe that the internet is not a forum for promoting public transportation. However, I have not objected when fellow performers have rode public transportation to advocate their support of the poor. That is their choice. My choice is NOT to ride a bus.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 4, 2022 3:18 AM |
I snatched Gloria's wig.
She's as bald as Sally Struthers under that rug!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 4, 2022 9:07 PM |
Aren't the pies enough, Gloria?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 4, 2022 9:07 PM |
Was it a Double Dutch Bus, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 4, 2022 9:21 PM |
Gloria Loring is Always on My Mind.
Starting at 3:00.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 4, 2022 9:24 PM |
Gloria Loring kicked my daughter in the cuntbone.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 4, 2022 10:04 PM |
Hey, bitch! The bus is MY gimmick!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 5, 2022 12:49 AM |
And I said to Gloria Loring when she came to New York, "Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope."
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 5, 2022 1:40 AM |
Gloria Loring shit in my wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 5, 2022 1:43 AM |
She was a harlot and a hussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 5, 2022 1:43 AM |
Gloria Loring taught me about the shitbra.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 5, 2022 1:44 AM |
Let me tell you about Gloria Loring.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 5, 2022 7:52 PM |
Gloria Loring is certainly no Sharon Tate.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 5, 2022 8:39 PM |
Before Gloria Loring was Gloria Loring
she was Totally Whoring
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 5, 2022 10:18 PM |
Oh! Sorry, Lea. I thought it was Janeane Garofolo's wig.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 5, 2022 10:47 PM |
I just saw Gloria Loring passed out on the subway!
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 6, 2022 2:45 AM |
r56 So, what did you get from her pockets and purse?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 6, 2022 2:52 AM |
She slapped Will Smith! She’s one mean lady.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 6, 2022 3:01 AM |
Do you think Gloria got any of Carl Anderson’s BBC?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 6, 2022 4:13 AM |
Gloria Loring had a tawdry affair with Cloris Leachman's husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 6, 2022 4:20 AM |
Gloria Loring had Brad Carlton up in her. Lucky gal.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 6, 2022 4:33 AM |
Gloria Loring once poked Sandy Duncan in her good eye.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 6, 2022 4:35 AM |
Gloria Loring boarded the bus, and an old lady mistook her for Joey Heatherton. Gloria screamed, pulled a half-eaten Lunchable from her purse, and threw it at the old lady. Gloria violently rolled her eyes and stormed down the aisle, frantically sipping her Capri Sun.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 6, 2022 4:44 AM |
Gloria Loring farted in an elevator!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 8, 2022 3:31 PM |
I have no use for that bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 8, 2022 4:02 PM |
Gloria Loring stole my box of wine!
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 8, 2022 4:05 PM |
Poor Glo. She looked old before she was old.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 8, 2022 4:53 PM |
Bitch tried to sing over me!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 8, 2022 5:53 PM |
Liz annoyed me. Always singing. DOOL's Bonnie Franklin/Linda Lavin/Dixie Carter.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 8, 2022 7:30 PM |
Has Gloria Loring accounted for her whereabouts on January 6th, 2021?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 8, 2022 7:58 PM |
Gloria Loring kicked me in the cuntbone.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 8, 2022 10:46 PM |
I refuse to wear a ribbon in support of Gloria Loring.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 9, 2022 12:14 AM |
Op what would you think if I told you, I've always wanted to scold you...
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 9, 2022 12:29 AM |
I don't know her. Seriously, I don't.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 9, 2022 12:51 AM |
She stole my song! She's a BITCH!
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 9, 2022 12:55 AM |
Gloria Loring called the Heroin Hotline on Abbie Hoffman!
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 9, 2022 12:59 AM |
I can see her dirtypillows.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 9, 2022 1:26 AM |
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot!
(so Gloria Loring had somewhere to park her bus)
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 9, 2022 1:31 AM |
Imagine what I went through having Gloria Loring as a mother-in-law!
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 9, 2022 1:48 AM |
Gloria Loring is on my TV. It's early in her run on DOOL and she doesn't have her dyke mullet yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 9, 2022 5:27 AM |
Gloria Loring called me a horse!
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 9, 2022 5:49 AM |
Gloria gave some interview recently and she claimed to currently have a hit record!!! Does she have the forgetfulness?
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 9, 2022 8:40 AM |
Was it a Chelsea Morning, OP?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 9, 2022 9:09 AM |
A musician friend saw Gloria Loring in the Palm Springs Dog Park looking for her underpants.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 9, 2022 9:46 AM |
Gloria Loring wanted to be a "Real Housewife of Beverly Hills" but Gary Morton wouldn't let her.
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 9, 2022 7:49 PM |
Gloria Loring fell asleep on the bus and missed her stop!
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 9, 2022 8:00 PM |
What began as a disagreement between Gloria Loring and Deidre Hall escalated into Loring calling Hall a "psycho dyke" and threatening to shank her.
I was Team Gloria for this one.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 10, 2022 12:04 AM |
Gloria Loring went more than Once Around The Garden!
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 10, 2022 12:44 AM |
Gloria Loring stole the red ribbon I wasn’t going to wear!
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 10, 2022 12:51 AM |
Gloria Loring stopped by Giorgio's this morning to start planning her outfits for this years Jerry Lewis telethon!
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 10, 2022 1:02 AM |
Gloria Loring thinks she doesn't have to use exact change on the bus. Entitled bitch!
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 10, 2022 1:03 AM |
Gloria Loring was the gargoyle neighbor!
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 10, 2022 1:27 AM |
I have NO idea why this thread was started, but as an old-school DAYS fan (who loved Liz & Neil), I can't stop laughing.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 10, 2022 1:34 AM |
I just flew into LAX and ordered a LYFT Premium and a 1984 Merceedes d rolls up and its Gloria Loring in sunglasses and full length Fox. "Gloria" I ask " should we really take the 405 now or La Cienega into Beverly Hills"? She cups my face and says "I've got it" She then puts her cassingle of Friends and Lovers which she plays over and over until we get to the Sofitel Hotel.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 10, 2022 1:46 AM |
Like a pair of novelty salt and pepper shakers.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 10, 2022 1:54 AM |
Gloria Loring told Greg that “Yes, prunes would go great with cod.”
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 10, 2022 2:47 AM |
Gloria asked me if she could ditch the bus and buy a car.
I told her
"DENIED! You cannot afford it, girlfriend!"
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 10, 2022 5:02 AM |
Gloria --if everybody wants you, why isn't anyone calling?
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 10, 2022 5:23 AM |
So Gloria Loring, Marion Lorne and Lorna Luft walk into a bar.....
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 10, 2022 6:11 AM |
Gloria Loring taught half-pint about the shitbra as that’s what she used on Robin when he was bad.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 10, 2022 6:26 AM |
[quote] Gloria Loring told Greg that “Yes, prunes would go great with cod.”
And do you know what? She was right. She was really and truly right. Prunes do go well with cod.
But some of you bitches are too stubborn to try it.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 10, 2022 8:06 PM |
I have no idea who any of the people or references are in this thread...
And it's still hysterical!
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 10, 2022 8:45 PM |
We had the kind of love you'll never know, Gloria and I......
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 10, 2022 8:54 PM |
Gloria Loring is a shameless, man-stealing hussy!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 10, 2022 9:15 PM |
Gloria Loring STOLE that letter from Don Craig.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 10, 2022 9:37 PM |
I've always got my kicking shoes on when Gloria's around
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 10, 2022 9:41 PM |
In 1982 she held me down on ground in the alley behind Studio One and tried to pierce my nipples with a knitting needle. Brett Sommers was her look out and just stood there and laughed while smoking her Virginia Slims wearing a yellow pant suit and creme colored Life Stride pumps!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 10, 2022 9:58 PM |
Gloria Loring starred in the non-union bus and truck tour of Bus Stop. Big hit in Bakersfield!
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 11, 2022 4:07 AM |
Never mind camel toe, we made a Dorothy Hamill toe!
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 11, 2022 5:11 AM |
Gloria Loring mistook Andrew Rannells for Anna May Wong.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 11, 2022 6:38 AM |
R114 who among us has not?
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 11, 2022 2:49 PM |
Did she ever kick Dee Dee Halls in the cunt?
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 11, 2022 5:22 PM |
Not only did Gloria Loring NOT offer me any cak but she she had no turkey meatballs with graxy and no towels whatsoever!
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 11, 2022 6:22 PM |
I talked to the producers about casting Gloria in the role of my never-seen mother. They said no one would believe someone as youthful and glamorous as me would have such a frumpy old hag as a mother.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 11, 2022 7:43 PM |
Bitch stole my look.
I put out my cigarette in her eye!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 12, 2022 5:44 PM |
Gloria tried to sing her way onto my bus, but the driver told her to get fucked with that facts of life shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 14, 2022 1:38 AM |
Gloria Loring birthed and raised Robin Thicke!
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 14, 2022 2:24 AM |
Was Alan Thicke thick, Glo?
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 14, 2022 5:20 AM |
Gloria Loring un-fixded my hamburger!
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 14, 2022 7:50 AM |
Gloria Loring told me I was an expert on the Holocaust.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 14, 2022 7:41 PM |
Gloria punched Kim Carnes because she beat her out of a solo on “WE ARE THE WORLD”
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 14, 2023 3:20 AM |
Is she the old bitch who won't ever wear ribbons to support stuff? Whore.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 14, 2023 3:26 AM |
Gloria Loring got on my bus and told me, "Listen sister, why don't you just slide your black ass to the back where you BELONG?"
I tried to reply, but she slapped me.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 14, 2023 3:28 AM |
Gloria Loring got on my bus. It was short.
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 14, 2023 3:28 AM |
Why do old white women singers like her usually end up looking like foo dogs with peeling paint?
I mean, there's ashy and then there's the slopes of Mount St. Helen.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 14, 2023 3:37 AM |
Gloria Loring tried to scissor with Deidre Hall but Deidre just wanted to explain why she chose not to wear a red ribbon so Gloria got bored, put her panties and L'eggs panty hose back on and called up Susan Flannery.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 14, 2023 4:07 AM |
