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Gayest Names Ever!

Writer James Williams

Submit names both real and ones you can imagine. Some examples are Michael Christopher, Maddix and Connor.

by Anonymousreply 61September 7, 2021 10:22 PM

Maddix looks like something you'd think up when expecting a daughter named Madeline (Maddie), but got a son instead.

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2021 9:03 PM

Anybody that has three names is gay. Michael Justin Christopher, Thomas Christopher Justin

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2021 9:17 PM

Brian Justin Crum.. Perfect example of this gay 3 name nonsense. If he was straight his name would be Brian Crum.

by Anonymousreply 5September 6, 2021 9:29 PM

Lindsey Olin Graham

And his father, Florence James "F.J." Graham

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by Anonymousreply 8September 6, 2021 9:46 PM

Dale Sword (“the deepest thrust in Hollywood”)

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by Anonymousreply 12September 6, 2021 9:59 PM

Chasten Glezman Buttigieg

by Anonymousreply 18September 6, 2021 10:05 PM

Gary Michael "Garrett" Clayton

by Anonymousreply 22September 6, 2021 10:12 PM

"Mycle" as a first, or "Mycles" as a last name, both used mainly in porn.

by Anonymousreply 23September 6, 2021 10:12 PM

Vaughn

Vance

I've known gay blokes by both names, and I liked neither one. I might be biased, sure, but they sound like gay names to me anyhow. Both Vaughn and Vance were persnickety stuck up mean queens even as wee lads. They're most certainly trolling Datalounge today.

by Anonymousreply 24September 6, 2021 10:18 PM

R10 Blaine is a good one. I also knew a gay Blaine. Blaine was a Blond, Blue-eyed, little weasel cunt.

by Anonymousreply 29September 6, 2021 10:23 PM

Hi Im Mike Jones. I recently came out. My new gay name will be Mykel Sebastian Jonze.

by Anonymousreply 30September 6, 2021 10:24 PM

Trey

Every Trey I have ever met turned out to be a vile, flaming queen.

by Anonymousreply 31September 6, 2021 10:24 PM

Hi Chris Mitchell. I just came out. My new gay name is.. Christopher Justin Michel.

by Anonymousreply 32September 6, 2021 10:28 PM

Hi I’m Max Adams. I just came out. My new gay name is… Maximilian Sebastian. Adam is trash why are use my original last name. Sebastian it’s just because I’m a complete asshole it has nothing to do with my family.

by Anonymousreply 34September 6, 2021 10:31 PM

[R31], Trey can also be a numeric name, meaning 'three.' I knew a Trey, and his actual birth name was long and complicated. He was the third male in his family to be named so, hence the nickname of Trey.

by Anonymousreply 35September 6, 2021 10:34 PM

R35, was he also a vile, flaming queen?

by Anonymousreply 38September 6, 2021 10:38 PM

Christian sounds pretty gay, come to think of it.

by Anonymousreply 39September 6, 2021 10:44 PM

In my family we always called the Treys “Trip.”

by Anonymousreply 40September 6, 2021 10:49 PM

I never understand these threads

While Eldergays share many characteristics with older European ethnic communities, particularly despair that the younger generation is becoming more assimilated and less "gay", there's no such thing as a "gay name."

Lots of Italians are named Vincent, lots of Irish are named Kevin, lots of Jews are named Zach, but gays are named whatever their parents named them, having no idea they will wind up gay.

(Though use of the full name + middle name is a VERY gay affection, so that Bobby Smith comes out and becomes "Robert James" As in "Interiors by Robert James Smith"

by Anonymousreply 41September 6, 2021 10:55 PM

R41 I agree with you absolutely 100%. Gays like being fancy.

by Anonymousreply 42September 6, 2021 11:21 PM

^the point is that people style themselves differently when they’re gay in a ridiculous way. In your example, if Vincent is gay, he will probably never go by “Vince”, unless he feels it’s trendy or hot. Maybe he is bear and thinks if people call him “Vince” he’ll seem butch and call everyone else “buddy”. Or, he’ll add a crazy name or two to it, “Vincent Michael Davenport”. Or, he’ll change it all together, “I’m David deJour Michaels”.

by Anonymousreply 43September 6, 2021 11:23 PM

R43 You made me laugh out loud ha!

by Anonymousreply 44September 6, 2021 11:27 PM

Hisstopher Eldergate, star of many DL threads

by Anonymousreply 49September 7, 2021 1:46 AM

If you insist, especially from an early age, on using your full given name, like Richard or Christopher, and not any diminutive, you're gay.

by Anonymousreply 52September 7, 2021 1:55 AM

I remember Mike’s Barber Shop on St. Mark’s Place in the East Village back in the early 70’s. After closing for renovations, it later reopened as Chez Michel Unisex Hair Salon.

by Anonymousreply 53September 7, 2021 2:04 AM

Watch it R52

My Christopher ain't no fucking homo!

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by Anonymousreply 54September 7, 2021 2:15 AM

R52 100%. No gay names, really, just gay ways of getting them across.

by Anonymousreply 55September 7, 2021 2:15 AM

R17 Greg a flaming queen, and one hell of a cook.

by Anonymousreply 59September 7, 2021 4:07 AM