Gayest Names Ever!
James Williams
Submit names both real and ones you can imagine. Some examples are Michael Christopher, Maddix and Connor.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 7, 2021 10:22 PM |
Maddix looks like something you'd think up when expecting a daughter named Madeline (Maddie), but got a son instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 6, 2021 9:03 PM |
Anybody that has three names is gay. Michael Justin Christopher, Thomas Christopher Justin
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 6, 2021 9:17 PM |
Brian Justin Crum.. Perfect example of this gay 3 name nonsense. If he was straight his name would be Brian Crum.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 6, 2021 9:29 PM |
Lindsey Olin Graham
And his father, Florence James "F.J." Graham
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 6, 2021 9:46 PM |
Dale Sword (“the deepest thrust in Hollywood”)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 6, 2021 9:59 PM |
Chasten Glezman Buttigieg
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 6, 2021 10:05 PM |
Gary Michael "Garrett" Clayton
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 6, 2021 10:12 PM |
"Mycle" as a first, or "Mycles" as a last name, both used mainly in porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 6, 2021 10:12 PM |
Vaughn
Vance
I've known gay blokes by both names, and I liked neither one. I might be biased, sure, but they sound like gay names to me anyhow. Both Vaughn and Vance were persnickety stuck up mean queens even as wee lads. They're most certainly trolling Datalounge today.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 6, 2021 10:18 PM |
R10 Blaine is a good one. I also knew a gay Blaine. Blaine was a Blond, Blue-eyed, little weasel cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 6, 2021 10:23 PM |
Hi Im Mike Jones. I recently came out. My new gay name will be Mykel Sebastian Jonze.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 6, 2021 10:24 PM |
Trey
Every Trey I have ever met turned out to be a vile, flaming queen.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 6, 2021 10:24 PM |
Hi Chris Mitchell. I just came out. My new gay name is.. Christopher Justin Michel.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 6, 2021 10:28 PM |
Hi I’m Max Adams. I just came out. My new gay name is… Maximilian Sebastian. Adam is trash why are use my original last name. Sebastian it’s just because I’m a complete asshole it has nothing to do with my family.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 6, 2021 10:31 PM |
[R31], Trey can also be a numeric name, meaning 'three.' I knew a Trey, and his actual birth name was long and complicated. He was the third male in his family to be named so, hence the nickname of Trey.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 6, 2021 10:34 PM |
R35, was he also a vile, flaming queen?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 6, 2021 10:38 PM |
Christian sounds pretty gay, come to think of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 6, 2021 10:44 PM |
In my family we always called the Treys “Trip.”
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 6, 2021 10:49 PM |
I never understand these threads
While Eldergays share many characteristics with older European ethnic communities, particularly despair that the younger generation is becoming more assimilated and less "gay", there's no such thing as a "gay name."
Lots of Italians are named Vincent, lots of Irish are named Kevin, lots of Jews are named Zach, but gays are named whatever their parents named them, having no idea they will wind up gay.
(Though use of the full name + middle name is a VERY gay affection, so that Bobby Smith comes out and becomes "Robert James" As in "Interiors by Robert James Smith"
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 6, 2021 10:55 PM |
R41 I agree with you absolutely 100%. Gays like being fancy.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 6, 2021 11:21 PM |
^the point is that people style themselves differently when they’re gay in a ridiculous way. In your example, if Vincent is gay, he will probably never go by “Vince”, unless he feels it’s trendy or hot. Maybe he is bear and thinks if people call him “Vince” he’ll seem butch and call everyone else “buddy”. Or, he’ll add a crazy name or two to it, “Vincent Michael Davenport”. Or, he’ll change it all together, “I’m David deJour Michaels”.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 6, 2021 11:23 PM |
R43 You made me laugh out loud ha!
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 6, 2021 11:27 PM |
Hisstopher Eldergate, star of many DL threads
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 7, 2021 1:46 AM |
If you insist, especially from an early age, on using your full given name, like Richard or Christopher, and not any diminutive, you're gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 7, 2021 1:55 AM |
I remember Mike’s Barber Shop on St. Mark’s Place in the East Village back in the early 70’s. After closing for renovations, it later reopened as Chez Michel Unisex Hair Salon.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 7, 2021 2:04 AM |
Watch it R52
My Christopher ain't no fucking homo!
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R52 100%. No gay names, really, just gay ways of getting them across.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 7, 2021 2:15 AM |
R17 Greg a flaming queen, and one hell of a cook.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 7, 2021 4:07 AM |