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Writer Robert Spencer

What's 'on trend' these days for the heifers? What looks 'high-end' but is incredibly affordable?

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by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2018 6:39 AM

This frau obession is getting ridiculous.

I call FRAU-ENVY!

by Anonymousreply 1October 11, 2018 7:59 PM

The cold-shoulder top/dress.

by Anonymousreply 2October 11, 2018 8:07 PM

Fat fraus are fucking hobos. Hardcore ones go on PrEP and let skid row run a train on them.

by Anonymousreply 3October 11, 2018 8:08 PM

I am seeing a lot of tie dye. Not the bright colorful kind but usually dark blue and white-somewhat like the Japanese tie-dye, Shibori.

by Anonymousreply 4October 11, 2018 8:15 PM

What would posses a person to shop on hsn?

by Anonymousreply 5October 11, 2018 8:15 PM

R5, maybe they can't get off the fucking couch.

by Anonymousreply 6October 11, 2018 8:20 PM

These will get your husband in the mood...to sleep with the overly made-up girl at Subway and leave you.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2018 8:27 PM

Clip-on pom poms gave a little extra pizzazz to their outfits all summer.

by Anonymousreply 9October 11, 2018 8:36 PM

The Fall Frau Favorite, add a Tory Burch bag for extra pizzazz!

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by Anonymousreply 10October 11, 2018 8:37 PM

It's dee-zine-uh!

The dress is named "as is"...any comments?

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by Anonymousreply 11October 11, 2018 9:04 PM

too couture-y not to try again

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by Anonymousreply 12October 11, 2018 9:09 PM

So is the deal that "frau" obsesses DLers are often lumped in with the women at work and thus feel some horrific resentment to middle aged working class women?

by Anonymousreply 13October 11, 2018 9:17 PM

For the Fibro Ball Fundraiser.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 11, 2018 9:19 PM

R13 made me LOL. Probably right.

by Anonymousreply 15October 11, 2018 9:40 PM

I don’t think that “stately steel” jewelry looks “high end,” OP!

But maybe some of the broads on here can enlighten us?

by Anonymousreply 16October 11, 2018 10:14 PM

R10, Tory Birch, the Patron Saint of Fraus!

by Anonymousreply 17October 11, 2018 10:16 PM

Lane Bryant has 30% off all those flowery and animal print tops! They're soooooo totes adorbs with my black stretch(ed) pants and ballet slippers!

They also look divoooooooon with my tattered old knockoff bags (shhh, don't tell, heehee!) from LV and Michael Kors!

Squeeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 18October 11, 2018 10:24 PM

Oh god, this is one of the most depressing threads on the Datalounge. Those crocs... omg.

I'm going back to torture and dismemberment by MBS in Turkey.

by Anonymousreply 19October 11, 2018 11:19 PM

Please spare us from the pink sweatpants, the pastel sweatshirt with hearts and flowers and bears with white sneakers.

by Anonymousreply 20October 11, 2018 11:34 PM

R20, Do you mean pink, or P I N K ?

by Anonymousreply 21October 11, 2018 11:41 PM

As a retail peon working the sales floor in the shoe dept., I can report that this winter season the herds are bleating loudest over nubuck ankle boots (chunky heeled, w/visible zipper toggle in a pony braid ofc) & nubuck house-slippers (Xmas around the corner!), leather thigh boots in 'riding' style, cut-off wellington boots in cute/quirky prints (polka dots and puppies), and of course the perennial Uggs (no, they haven't yet gone extinct). They also adore their squat floral-print underarm handbags and totes (in waterproof/wipe-clean material, kiddo-proof!), colourful flats and their bejewelled elasticated kitten-heel sandals for evening 'dos.

The last few months I've also had a spate of ladies asking for the most hideous Velcro-fasten Mary-janes, a la...

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by Anonymousreply 22October 11, 2018 11:44 PM

Denim jumper dresses were all the rage in the '90s. I'm surprised they're still around. It's basically a child or toddler's outfit massively enlarged for the middle-aged woman on the go. A lot of the fraus wore them to the office back then. The ghastliest one I saw had vegetable appliques on it and was worn with white bobby socks with a matching veg applique. With Keds, of course. This particular woman was slim, so the attire was all the more confusing.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 11, 2018 11:45 PM

My UMC Mom always throws on a silk kerchief knot over her work clothes (usually loose cord-knits or cardigans over billowy cheesecloth numbers) and never forgoes a cloud of rancid cheap perfume from Lancôme/Givenchy.

by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2018 12:33 AM

Vermont Country Store! I am ashamed to admit, I ordered horseradish jam from there a while back. its actually pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2018 12:33 AM

Do they have gift cards R26? I know all my office gurls would luuuurve shopping there for such cute tops!

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2018 12:52 AM

Young frauen trying out Suzanne Somers' 3-Way Poncho, which goes from Professional to Casual to Dressy depending on how you wear your poncho.

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by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2018 1:44 AM

It’s a bun hat. Or a hat for your bun. Or a hat with a bun....or whatever!

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by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2018 1:57 AM

There is always a fucking Kathy, isn't there r27 ? I mean...always. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2018 5:45 AM

Fugly patterned LuLaRoe leggings.

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2018 6:39 AM