Fetching newshound James Longman gets hitched
Robert Guerrero 
What's with the fist-bump in the last photo? I dislike this constant need that some people have to show that they're "winning at life", or whatever it is he's trying to get across. It also seems like a particularly unsuitable attitude to display at a wedding.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 24, 2022 4:43 PM |
Awww. I remember like 4 years ago, we had the James Longman thread series. They were a lot of fun. I also discovered instaclone models Sean Daniels and Sam Cushing through those threads. Good times.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 24, 2022 5:01 PM |
James is the bottom, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 24, 2022 5:18 PM |
I like to imagine James using his "newsman" voice
as he says things like, "Please fuck my bussy!"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 24, 2022 5:34 PM |
The matching outfits are naff.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 24, 2022 6:28 PM |
I thought he was already married. Congratulations to him!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 24, 2022 6:51 PM |
I had to unfollow him on Instagram because he makes me feel bad about myself and everything about my life.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 24, 2022 6:53 PM |
[quote] James is the bottom, right?
??? If he is, he and the new Mrs. Longman will spend many nights scissoring.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 24, 2022 6:54 PM |
They're doing the lookey-likey thing
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 24, 2022 6:56 PM |
Gio and Tommy are green with envy…
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 24, 2022 8:06 PM |
r3 I also recall those threads. "Longman and his friends" I think they were called. They were as popular as the Julian Morris threads. But, DL changes all its darlings eventually.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 24, 2022 8:12 PM |
[quote] If he is, he and the new Mrs. Longman will spend many nights scissoring.
Surely, there's one hard dick between the two of them.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 24, 2022 9:18 PM |
I'm not going to reveal any secrets...
Let's just say the new Mrs. Longman had her hole bleached before the big day!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 24, 2022 11:09 PM |
[quote]I also discovered instaclone models Sean Daniels and Sam Cushing through those threads.
Don't forget Tomasz Schafernaker, who is adorable but seemed to have a storyline as the wallflower of the group.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 24, 2022 11:31 PM |
It's maddening! It violates even the most pedestrian societal mores and standards of decorum! How dare a gay couple have the audacity to announce their marriage without clearly stating who is the top and who is the bottom?! Civilization is on the precipice of collapse!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 25, 2022 5:50 PM |
Think Alex Brannan is 27? So only 9 years younger. Not bad, but you can always count on the famous one having a younger partner.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 25, 2022 7:19 PM |
R20: I remember seeing a post where they celebrated Alex’s 30th birthday, but unfortunately I can’t seem to find it right now…
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 26, 2022 3:33 AM |
And let’s not forget James’s former ‘Bestie’, Timmy @tim.worlock
It’s too bad that a new relationship almost always gets in the way of old friendships
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 26, 2022 4:10 AM |
Whilst one friend opted for ltr, the other one went for the much more exciting Single & Body Beautiful route!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 26, 2022 4:12 AM |
And artistic Tomasz, still handsome
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 26, 2022 5:30 AM |
[quote]It’s too bad that a new relationship almost always gets in the way of old friendships
Tell me about it!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 26, 2022 6:48 AM |
The British teef troll is oddly silent. Funny that.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 26, 2022 6:48 AM |
Are either of the Longmans from families with money?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 26, 2022 4:28 PM |
R29: well, they both went to fee-paying schools, plus their family homes look rather spacious, especially Alex’s.
So my guess would be upper middle class
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 27, 2022 3:07 AM |
I am insanely jealous of rich, attractive gay couples who appear happy.
DL, please say something horrible about them to quell my discontent.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 27, 2022 3:15 AM |
Neither of them has won an Oscar like Tom Daley's husband. Does that help, darling?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2022 3:32 AM |
[quote] I am insanely jealous of rich, attractive gay couples who appear happy. DL, please say something horrible about them to quell my discontent
Like most gay couples who get married, they're already sick of having sex with each other.
The threesomes/separate sex dates are already underway and will tear them apart within about five years. Just in time for them to be too old to find love again.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 27, 2022 3:55 AM |
This, x 10000
[quote] Like most gay couples who get married, they're already sick of having sex with each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 27, 2022 4:02 AM |
It's not that they get sick of having sex with each other: they just enjoy variety. Most straight married men would do it to if their female partners had the same mindset. Usually that's not the case.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 27, 2022 6:57 AM |
Visibility in the mainstream media is good for the gay community
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 27, 2022 9:19 AM |
David Muir should follow James lead and marry Kyle !
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 27, 2022 9:20 AM |
Bringing it to the masses
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 27, 2022 9:22 AM |
“Fetching?” Is that because of all the Golden Retriever energy going on?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 27, 2022 9:35 AM |
Was it a Miami Vice themed wedding?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 27, 2022 9:47 AM |
Longman's father committed suicide. He has spoken about inheriting that depression.
I can almost guarantee he has used his mental illness to keep Lex-Lex from choosing a younger model.
And when things go south—and they will—it's going to get ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 27, 2022 10:40 AM |
I do wonder how long this will last. What does Lex do for a living? Is he another Tommy Didario-Benitez?
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 27, 2022 2:07 PM |
I think Alex is in marketing, or insurance, or customer support ; anyhow an office based admin type of job.
His family seems quite well off. As y’all might recall from the engagement video, the backyard seems humongous, and if it sits on a prime real estate area [maybe British DLers can help us out here], just the land alone would worth quite a lot of money. But of course he’d probably have to share it with his sisters
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 28, 2022 6:25 AM |
R43: James actually cried when his late father was mentioned during the marriage registration
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 28, 2022 7:19 AM |
^ I guess some fundamental/primeval wounds are never fully healed…
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 28, 2022 7:23 AM |
Have Gio and Tommy commented yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 28, 2022 9:20 AM |
James could do better tbh.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 28, 2022 10:29 AM |
Didn’t he used to be a pass around bottom back in the day?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 28, 2022 11:21 AM |
James put in the effort of staying hot when you’re old and was rewarded with a young, sexy husband. Really puts into perspective how much of a complete failure I am 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 28, 2022 12:12 PM |
A rather disturbing pic with Diane
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 7, 2022 6:49 PM |
Cage Méat fan from MidWest
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 7, 2022 6:52 PM |
Is James' husband a Brit too?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 7, 2022 7:05 PM |
R58: yes. And you can listen to his podcast here
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 7, 2022 7:15 PM |
r59 Wow, a podcast that lasted from October to December, with ten episodes in total. Commitment issues?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 7, 2022 7:20 PM |
Wow. The replies on twitter are so nasty. and hateful.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 7, 2022 7:26 PM |
R60: I think it’s more like running out of people to interview issue owing to the rather limiting theme of the show
I mean how many late coming out gays and lesbians can you round up in London to keep your show going?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 7, 2022 7:27 PM |
Four very, very nice thighs on this couple.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 7, 2022 7:27 PM |
Alex's family lives in the Cotswolds. UK DLer's - is that a posh area?
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 7, 2022 7:29 PM |
R55
Diane doesn’t have her face on, she looks good for her age.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 7, 2022 7:30 PM |
So catty of him to post that photo of Diane.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 7, 2022 7:33 PM |
Yet Gio’s still stuck with that loser Tommy.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 7, 2022 8:53 PM |
[quote] He became a bore.
And he became too smarmy.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 7, 2022 9:53 PM |
James Longman's version of 'Pride' is an overweening, preening, self-regarding vanity.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 7, 2022 9:57 PM |
[quote] James actually cried when his late father was mentioned during the marriage registration
MARY!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 8, 2022 1:10 AM |
“James put in the effort of staying hot when you’re old and was rewarded with a young, sexy husband”
Jesus Christ that is a depressing comment. I looked up how old he is - he is only 36!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 8, 2022 5:36 AM |
Congrats to the happy couple, but it’s not going to take more than a few years before they regret those suits for the rest of their lives.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 8, 2022 11:36 AM |
R77: I’m so glad you said that. This double breasted madness that has been going on for the last few *years* has just got to fucking STOP
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 8, 2022 11:39 AM |
These two are actually very fit and quite good looking. Gio and Tommi could learn something from them as they're basically the same age.
Gio looks malnourished and Tommy constantly looks like his last two remaining brain cells are doing everything to keep the lights on
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 8, 2022 3:02 PM |
^Stop it! lol Tommy is quite stupid. Duh duh duh
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 8, 2022 3:54 PM |
For this alone, James will always be my Hero
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 9, 2022 3:13 PM |
^ unhelpful, condescending queen
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 9, 2022 9:01 PM |
James has an interesting way of walking
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 11, 2022 4:23 AM |
Is he of the Jewish variety?
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 11, 2022 6:38 AM |
Who did James do news better with-
Robin Roberts or David Muir?
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 11, 2022 6:50 AM |
The homo and the dyke. Gay Morning America!
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 11, 2022 9:43 AM |
Ugh he’s so hot and will be on the air for the next 10 days round the clock for the Queen’s services. This is his Walter Cronkite moment.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 11, 2022 12:54 PM |
His looks are going and do not appear poised to be replaced by sexy, craggy middle aged man.
Oh well, it never lasts forever.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 11, 2022 1:03 PM |
He's handsome. He is not youthful. I know the black woman to the right but who's that older woman to the left?
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 11, 2022 1:13 PM |
[quote]His looks are going
Of course they are. This is DL!
No one successful, or worse – happ-Eee – and especially if a gay male, is permitted anything but a fast schadenfreude slide to decrepitude. It's impermissable!
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 12, 2022 3:51 PM |
I clicked on this because I thought it was felching and now I'm disappointed.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 12, 2022 11:32 PM |
R100: Felching is by and large rather disapproved of on DL, and threads on Felching never took off
This is the representative sentiment I’m afraid
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 13, 2022 12:39 AM |
Apparently the Queen's favourite weatherman was Thomas Schaudenfreude or whatever his name was.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 19, 2022 2:09 PM |
R103 Well, she did love her gays.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 19, 2022 2:21 PM |
R103: indeed
[quote]The reason? She [QE II] had developed an unexpected affection for BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker. 'It was like a bit of a crush; she always wanted to watch the forecasts when he was on,' says a close figure. 'She was amused hearing the cadences when his name was read out but she loved watching him, too.'
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 19, 2022 2:49 PM |
Throwback: cuter with short hair
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 19, 2022 2:51 PM |
Without context, at R82 he seems smarmy and passive aggressive (did he really not like the people he was with?), and as r82 said, unhelpful and condescending.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 19, 2022 4:22 PM |
David Muir was the biggest Queen of all today.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 19, 2022 9:02 PM |
James farted on air today. Poor James.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 19, 2022 9:09 PM |
Is Tomasz as gay as well?
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 19, 2022 9:20 PM |
Gay news anchors are one of my most enjoyed DL topics. I don’t know why, but they put me in stitches.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 19, 2022 9:25 PM |
R112:
[quote] The 42-year-old Polish-British meteorologist, who lives alone despite being an out and proud gay man, is a regular fixture on the BBC's weather shows, and is also a keen part-time artist.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 20, 2022 1:18 AM |
And here’s the cute trainer, Tom @tomtrotter_ [on the right of course]
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 26, 2022 1:56 PM |
Ring off at the gym... and in the sauna?
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 26, 2022 1:56 PM |
I mean, just look at this
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 26, 2022 1:58 PM |
R118: maybe the ring gets in the way of a good workout…? I mean, literally
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 26, 2022 2:00 PM |
I'm a bit disappointed with the gym selfie. I thought he was more substantive. Granted, it's a one on the Matthew Dempsey scale, but I still expected better than look at me.
I just had to ask myself: could the A gays be earning Fs in self-esteem?
Meanwhile, across town, Samantha was nowhere to be seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 26, 2022 2:12 PM |
[quote]I'm a bit disappointed with the gym selfie. I thought he was more substantive
Anyone that puts that much work into their body is going to be proud of it and wants to show it off.
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 26, 2022 2:18 PM |
Which is vain and unattractive. The guy's a reporter for a national network and he's gotta settle for look at me, I'm so hot? Kinda lame.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 26, 2022 2:20 PM |
His partner isn't attractive at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 26, 2022 3:08 PM |
R124: yes, but Alex does make attempts like bringing baked goods to James, so there’s that
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 27, 2022 9:39 AM |
R124 Yup, he's young, not attractive. He won't age well.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 27, 2022 9:52 AM |
He’s a pocket little homo.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 27, 2022 11:17 AM |
Do Alex and James dock their uncut penises? That seems like the most sex either are interested in with each other.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 27, 2022 3:08 PM |
Based on the fact that while both are handsome, neither seem overly sexual in nature, R132
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 27, 2022 4:52 PM |
You deem neither overly sexual based on what?
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 27, 2022 5:47 PM |
Between their British sense of propriety and lack of thirsty social media pictures showing sizemeat, R134.
I expect hot people in the public eye to show us the goods if they have them.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 27, 2022 6:21 PM |
R135 wants a dick pic, asap.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 27, 2022 6:22 PM |
More throwback: even sexier gym selfie
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 28, 2022 4:14 AM |
Extended pyjamas party…?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 6, 2022 10:59 AM |
[quote]'She was amused hearing the cadences when his name was read out but she loved watching him, too.'
"Tomasz Snickerdoodle! Hee-hee!"
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 6, 2022 3:45 PM |
I wonder if they have an open relationship. They don’t seem at first glance to be frequent partygoers.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 7, 2022 1:38 AM |
I imagine them drinking tea and eating cookies and kissing each other lightly on the lips, before going to sleeping
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 7, 2022 10:31 AM |
I always thought he seemed like a decent guy, but that video of him sitting in the car bitching about the other guys who were trying to fix it made him seem like a high maintenance nightmare.
Good luck to his husband.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 7, 2022 10:47 AM |
My take on the car video was an attempt at humour but he's one of those people who can't pull of that kind of humour without seeming bitchy and high maintenance. Also, it's either big ego or big insecurity, but all those cliched gym selfies and such point to someone with high neediness or high self regard, neither of which really lends itself to being able to laugh at yourself easily or others kindly. On the scale of manufactured A gays he still seems more tedious than intolerable. From bad to worse on that scale you'd have James Longman, Billy Eichorn and Matthew Dempsey.
| by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 7, 2022 11:34 AM |
The (not so) little woman really smells the cookies.
| by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 7, 2022 6:16 PM |
Is he gayer than Gio Benitez?
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 8, 2022 7:14 AM |
‘Part of Your World’ from ‘Little Mermaid’, in Spanish, in the office lift
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 8, 2022 10:59 AM |
James and good friend Nicky Levin shaking it up at the Attitude Magazine Awards
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 13, 2022 2:15 AM |
With Ms @cheddar_gorgeous
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 13, 2022 2:18 AM |
Gurls just wanna have fun
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 15, 2022 11:02 PM |
Do we think Nicky and James and Alex enjoy thruways with each other? Because I do.
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 15, 2022 11:05 PM |
^ Don’t they need a top though?
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 15, 2022 11:07 PM |
I always thought Nicky was vers. Mainly because he has Jew dick that I would love to take.
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 15, 2022 11:09 PM |
If they do, R160, I'm sure they're in a Tesla or something climate sensitive.
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 16, 2022 2:24 PM |
Sweet interruption
I wonder if the two women are just good friends, or are they ex-lovers?
Regardless, it’s heartwarming
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 17, 2022 6:16 PM |
Is he getting any ukrainian cock? I know he’s married but hubby isn’t with him and James is an admitted horndog.
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 19, 2022 6:59 PM |
r171: really, that James is an admitted horndog?! How did he get that reputation? Please spill!
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 19, 2022 7:34 PM |
Any UK DL-ers had him or his husband? If so please tell in explicit detail.
| by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 2, 2022 12:07 AM |
Festive ‘jazz’ shirts
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 2, 2022 3:15 AM |
Mr Longman and a pretty Thai drag Queen
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 2, 2022 3:15 AM |
Swifties of the World Unite
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 3, 2022 11:14 AM |
Who do we think is the top in this marriage? My money is on James.
| by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 3, 2022 11:58 AM |
I'm not a fit guy like these two - nor am I a fat whore - but the idea of getting up to workout daily on vacation defeats the purpose of the trip in my book.
| by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 4, 2022 6:21 PM |
Thai drag queens are so much prettier
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 5, 2022 7:20 PM |
Some Thai ladyboy is having the time of their lives this week. Eat your hearts out, DL!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 7, 2022 11:34 AM |
Does he fetch sticks or balls?
| by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 7, 2022 11:46 AM |
Alex could choke me with those vascular arms, R186.
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 7, 2022 4:51 PM |
R182 Agreed. I like to keep fit and while I might use a hotel gym once or twice on a vacation, I wouldn't be in there every day. Some people definitely have a bit of an obsession.
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 8, 2022 10:15 PM |
Now a personal trainer @tim.worlock
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 10, 2022 1:24 AM |
Do we think Tim is the lucky third for these two boys?
| by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 11, 2022 6:29 PM |
R192: pretty sure Alex wouldn’t hear of it
| by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 11, 2022 6:36 PM |
[quote]Timmy, [ex] bestie
How do you know he's ex?
| by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 11, 2022 7:25 PM |
[quote] Now a personal trainer @tim.worlock
Does he train on how to take a double penetration?
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 11, 2022 9:35 PM |
R194: because they don’t even follow each other on IG anymore
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 11, 2022 10:10 PM |
James just admitted on his Instagram Story Q-and-A that this is his first celebrity crush
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 11, 2023 3:47 PM |
Random Throwback: when poor Betty finally kicked the bucket
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 13, 2023 3:27 PM |
Champagne *and* Chocolate: the Way to a Boy’s Heart
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 15, 2023 2:09 PM |
Throwback: before the husband
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 21, 2023 5:31 AM |
James could bang me until my head goes through the wall, R203.
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 22, 2023 2:20 AM |
Some wedding partner is Addition
Some wedding partner is Subtraction
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 25, 2023 6:18 AM |
Meanwhile Weatherboi Thomas is still looking hot
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 25, 2023 6:18 AM |
I see Ozempic-mania has hit the UK as evidenced by the photo in R205.
| by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 25, 2023 5:09 PM |
R207: thanks for pointing that out
I knew there’s something off about this very recent pic of theirs, but I just couldn’t pinpoint it
| by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 25, 2023 10:09 PM |
Heart wrenching message on Father’s Day: it’s about the book that James’s writing on his late father who’s schizophrenic and died by double suicide [fire and jumping]
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 20, 2023 7:55 AM |
