There is no humor allowed anymore. No one can take a joke.

by Anonymous

reply 3

May 23, 2023 9:23 PM

When I was in high school, Jackass was all the rage. This stuff today is so tame. Yet kids are getting arrested for pranks now.

by Anonymous

reply 4

May 23, 2023 9:24 PM

Maybe if I finger my butthole long enough I can get past the paywall!

by Anonymous

reply 5

May 23, 2023 9:26 PM

Why is fart spray a felony?

by Anonymous

reply 6

May 23, 2023 9:48 PM

Here's what the article said, r6:

[quote] Officers retrieved the can from the teacher and determined its contents meet the definition of a chemical dispensing device as defined by state law.

[quote] “Through the investigative work of the Conroe ISD Police Department and campus administration, we believe that the odor was introduced by a student(s) using a highly concentrated prank stink spray called Hensgaukt Fart Spray,” Principal Jeff Stichler said in a statement to parents May 5.

[quote] Stichler stated the school, mechanical, ventilation and sewer systems were checked to ensure the safety of the students and staff.

[quote] Seven students all complained of headaches and were taken to local hospitals. All were treated and released, said Jason Millsaps, executive director of the county Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Management.

[quote] Navarrete-Arce and Flores were arrested and charged on May 12. A third-degree felony is punishable by two to 10 years in prison. Probation is an option for people convicted of a third-degree felony.

[quote] The spray used in the prank is available online and has garnered hundreds of reviews warning people that it should only be used with gloves and a mask. The company states the spray is “made with non-toxic and non-flammable ingredients.”

by Anonymous

reply 7

May 23, 2023 10:09 PM

Thank you, R7. I can now sleep tonight.

by Anonymous

reply 8

May 23, 2023 10:26 PM

Amazing these kids might get 2-10 years in prison for this prank. Men who kill their wives get much less, so do rapists.

by Anonymous

reply 9

May 23, 2023 10:38 PM

This should put Spencer Gifts out of business.

by Anonymous

reply 10

May 23, 2023 11:02 PM