I am sure they are a cunt

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November 12, 2023 1:42 PM

IMDb Mini Biography By: Rad

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November 11, 2023 1:29 AM

That's a WHOLE lot of woke to unpack there OP.

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November 11, 2023 1:31 AM

The bio isn’t embarrassing, but this guy absolutely has the most quotes and bits of trivia of anyone I’ve ever looked up on IMDb.

He must’ve had a lot of time on his hands to write all this. I didn’t read it all. The only thing I know him from is being a background nerd in Revenge of the Nerds. He was also the inspiration for the Greg character in Chris Rock’s Everybody Hates Chris tv show. That was kind of interesting.

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November 11, 2023 1:48 AM

“… They have no friends (zalfigijaridaes)”.

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November 11, 2023 1:54 AM

They have (they has?) achieved peak Gen Z.

The self-reverence and navel gazing — down to an art!

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November 11, 2023 2:03 AM

Rad kinda looks like they need to see a licensed joyologist.

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November 11, 2023 2:22 AM

Anyone who has to virtue signal and rattle off their numerous marginalized identity categories in an opening sentence describing themselves is an obvious void of a human being—a sad, insecure narcissist pig. The truth is that "Rad" is little more than a stodgy they-dyke who possesses nothing remotely interesting and has no original thoughts—she is aware of it too, and it kills her.

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November 11, 2023 4:41 AM

OP doesn't care about imdb bios, he just wants to pick on trans people

r8, using the term "virtue signaling" is a pretty good sign that you're not a deep or original thinker. You get all your ideas from Tucker Carlson. But you feel the need to pick on others.

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November 11, 2023 4:49 AM

Spare us, R9. Virtue signaling perfectly describes what is happening in that IMDb bio, which has fuck all to do with Tucker Carlson. This person is not even transgender. They also don't believe in "western notions of thyme".

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November 11, 2023 5:00 AM

Jesus, what a freak. Notice how they can’t just say they live in Brooklyn. Not pretentious or woke enough. They have to call it “Lenapehoking,” the outdated word for the native homeland of the Lenape people, which stretched from Albany to Baltimore.

Rad will tell you the white man doesn’t belong in that region. But based on Rad’s genetics, neither do they.

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November 11, 2023 5:05 AM

Try telling the Queen Bee she's from the streets of Lenapehoking. I dare you.

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November 11, 2023 5:09 AM

R3

Is also a professional mime. Has a mime act called, "Mosky The Talking Mime".

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November 11, 2023 5:10 AM

Exhausting angry lesbian cosplaying as a “man”, full of virtue signalling social justice bullshit. Imagine being stuck in an elevator with her.

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November 11, 2023 8:54 AM

Does they have a penis and if so, size meat verificatia?

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November 11, 2023 9:02 AM

That's a lot of mini-bio for a guy with 2 acting credits, r16.

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November 11, 2023 9:06 AM

Jaime at R16 sounds like a DLer.

“ Jaime as of November 2014 operated several Face Book pages on Face Book under these names~ Lucille Ball Arnaz Morton, Desi Arnaz Sr., Desi Arnaz Jr., Vivian Vance, William Frawley, Gale Gordon, Cathy Lee Crosby, Hollywood History, and Lonnie Senstock . and co operates another page under the name of Good Hollywood for WWW Dot Good Hollywood Dot Com.”

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November 11, 2023 10:32 AM

[quote](im)migrant

What's the difference? Why do we need brackets?

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November 11, 2023 10:38 AM

The brackets turn it into critical theory.

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November 11, 2023 10:41 AM

I'm betting more migraine than migrant if you have to deal with it on a regular basis.

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November 11, 2023 10:45 AM

R19 Apparently, at one stage, he was even impersonating Lucie Arnaz on social media.

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November 11, 2023 12:13 PM

Jaime seems like someone I would probably like, though. I think I followed his Facebook page about Old Hollywood. Rad seems like someone who would take offense to everything.

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November 11, 2023 12:53 PM

These people who MUST self-brand in such ridiculous detail that their actual personhood gets lost in the cant forget that branding means you burn a scar into yourself to display that you belong to something other than yourself.

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November 11, 2023 1:01 PM

"Affirming, intense, AND precise!"

[quote]Dylan Schmid's performances have been described as affirming, intense and precise. Born in Victoria B.C., Dylan was showing these attributes at a young age. By the age of 6, after being told by his mother that movies are not, in fact, real life, Dylan begged his mother to submit him for an audition through a local newspaper. After being told by the casting executives that he needed experience to book the part, Dylan immersed himself in acting classes for a following 8 years afterwards. With an inherent and unstoppable growing love for the art, Dylan officially began pursuing his dream. His first "break" came when landing the role of young "Baelfire" opposite Robert Carlyle in ABC's long running hit series "Once Upon A Time". Since then he has secured roles in Fox's FRINGE, The Hubs' R.L. Stine's THE HAUNTING HOUR, and Freeform's BEYOND, etc... Most notably he starred as a series regular on Hulu's SHUT EYE for two seasons and starred opposite Thomas Jane in Netflix's adaptation of the Stephen King novella 1922. He then went on to recur in the FX/Hulu limited series A TEACHER followed up with another recur on TNT's SNOWPIERCER - an adaptation of Bong Joon-ho's 2013 hit film. Next up, he can be seen in Netflix's WOMAN OF THE HOUR, which recently premiered at TIFF '23 Special Presentations. Additionally, Dylan is in the process of finishing his own short film he wrote, co-directed and stars in.

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November 11, 2023 1:17 PM

Well isn’t Dylan special!

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November 11, 2023 4:35 PM

[quote] They also don't believe in "western notions of thyme".

Does they have any issues with Antipodean notions of marjoram?

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November 11, 2023 4:45 PM

Next do embarrassing bios in community theater playbills.

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November 11, 2023 8:04 PM

Get a load of this one. She's real high on the credits list for [italic]F.A.R.T. The Movie[/italic] ...

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November 11, 2023 9:42 PM

This is a bloody good thread idea, OP! Keep 'em coming, I'm enjoying the laughs.

Particular favourite so far is Jaime: [Quote]He has had two relationships one lasting 8 years and the current one with John for 17 years his entire life.

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November 11, 2023 10:35 PM

Ah fuck, I fucked up the quote.

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November 11, 2023 10:35 PM

[Quote]Actress Chrissy Metz used to be her roommate.

I'm LOLing!

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November 11, 2023 10:40 PM

[Quote]Darcy Rose Byrnes has been performing since she was only 3 years old.

I think that was also the last time she ever got a haircut.

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November 11, 2023 10:45 PM

[Quote]If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at starts to change.

Deep.

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November 11, 2023 10:51 PM

[Quote]His degree in hand, the moment had come to make a decision to either pursue what he loved or stick to the more conventional path. The former prevailed and brought him to the beautiful city of Vancouver where he currently resides and where a burgeoning film industry offers him opportunities daily.

MARY!

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November 11, 2023 10:57 PM

Here's a whackjob who probably visits this page. A Hollywood golden era extra who apparently was apparently in the know for every iconic celebrity happening this side of the grassy knoll at JFK's assassination!

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November 11, 2023 11:23 PM

r41, I'd hate to read his full biography.

All of these elaborate bios smack of background actors, or under-5 actors. This is how they talk on set.

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November 11, 2023 11:45 PM

I can’t stand actors who live in a fantasy world and make things up about themselves.

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November 12, 2023 12:01 AM

R33 F.A.R.T. The Movie was singer Ke$ha’s acting debut when she was four years old. She was in the ‘Bong Show’ segment. Who knew! Her next acting role was in a Katy Perry music video in 2008.

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November 12, 2023 2:20 AM

Why are so many actors apparently so vacuous?

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November 12, 2023 1:30 PM

Reading that first sentence is exhausting. Imagine dealing with Rad in real life.

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November 12, 2023 1:42 PM