I mean he must. Look at her!! Yikes!!!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 57

October 18, 2020 8:16 PM

He's no prize either. At least she's funny.

by Anonymous

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January 25, 2015 6:51 AM

He gets off to her mother's voice.

by Anonymous

reply 2

January 25, 2015 6:56 AM

I think he pays Phillip Baker Hall to fuck her.

by Anonymous

reply 3

January 25, 2015 6:59 AM

Well he must pay somebody, because she's perpetually pregnant.

by Anonymous

reply 4

January 25, 2015 7:03 AM

I think he knocks her up so much so he can get a few months off from having to touch her.

He certainly has issues with her, if her appearance in Inherent Vice is any indicator. He made her look as unattractive as possible. I realize he isn't working with much to begin with, but he really slathered it on. She looked like Helen Martin from 227.

by Anonymous

reply 6

January 25, 2015 7:10 AM

She is funny and her voice is very sexy. I think he loves having a ton of kids running around. But what do I know.

by Anonymous

reply 7

January 25, 2015 7:33 AM

They seem like such an odd match. I don't know much about him so I could be wrong.

by Anonymous

reply 8

January 25, 2015 7:38 AM

I thought you meant the porn director

by Anonymous

reply 9

January 25, 2015 7:39 AM

Well, whatever the reason they're together, it's clear she's completely sapped his talent, because he hasn't made a good film in ages. Is there any way someone could bribe Fiona Apple into getting back together with him?

by Anonymous

reply 10

January 25, 2015 10:19 PM

I loved Inherent Vice, particularly Juaquin and Josh Brolin, and think she's foxy. Nice freckles. Unique.

by Anonymous

reply 11

January 25, 2015 10:24 PM

Is she pregnant again? ENOUGH!

by Anonymous

reply 12

January 25, 2015 10:25 PM

He's turned awful looking. Pic of PT Anderson at the link. YUCK.

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reply 13

January 25, 2015 11:24 PM

She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him.

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reply 14

January 25, 2015 11:26 PM

R15 no it's NOT "than HE" it is THAN HIM. FFS.

by Anonymous

reply 19

January 25, 2015 11:40 PM

me neither. (I meant in a Hollywood sense)

by Anonymous

reply 20

January 25, 2015 11:42 PM

[quote]because she's perpetually pregnant.

Well, he is a Roman Catholic.

by Anonymous

reply 21

January 25, 2015 11:42 PM

Illiterate dumbass at R19. Sit down, shut the fuck up and take notes:

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him."

Should the sentence continue..

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him..is."

Than "him is good looking" ?? Who are you, Tarzan?

I'll continue, poorly educated hater:

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than he."

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than he...is good looking."

Do you now understand?

It is a grievous error to attack people who are trying to help you.

by Anonymous

reply 22

January 25, 2015 11:43 PM

How would you know what he is, R16? And what's a "Hollywood alcoholic?"

by Anonymous

reply 23

January 25, 2015 11:44 PM

He left Fionna Apple for Maya.

by Anonymous

reply 24

January 25, 2015 11:52 PM

Smart move. Fiona's a hot mess?

by Anonymous

reply 25

January 25, 2015 11:56 PM

How do you know? Why choose Maya over Fiona?

by Anonymous

reply 26

January 25, 2015 11:57 PM

He's way uglier than her. His gross, whispy facial hair looks like some kind of tropical skin disease growing on his face.

by Anonymous

reply 27

January 25, 2015 11:57 PM

Hmmm... PTA used to be pretty cute. What happened?! Have drugs and alcohol aged him that badly?

by Anonymous

reply 28

January 25, 2015 11:58 PM

That's a hard looking 44 year old. Yikes.

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reply 29

January 25, 2015 11:59 PM

He's too coked up to be interested in sex.

by Anonymous

reply 30

January 25, 2015 11:59 PM

Um no, he CHEATED ON Fiona Apple with Estella Warren who walked in on them and dumped his ass. Then he hooked up with Maya two years after.

by Anonymous

reply 31

January 26, 2015 12:01 AM

My facial hair looks exactly like his. This is why I've given up on trying to grow a beard.

by Anonymous

reply 32

January 26, 2015 12:05 AM

He's a director, not an actor. He's not getting his face sandblasted and filling up with Restaliyne to look like Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymous

reply 33

January 26, 2015 12:07 AM

I've met Maya several times in a work environment. She was exceptionally friendly and very easy going. I wish all actresses were like that.

by Anonymous

reply 34

January 26, 2015 12:10 AM

Bunch of cunts! She's gorgeous, even more so when she's pregnant!

by Anonymous

reply 35

January 26, 2015 12:10 AM

The least pretentious director in Hollywood, even though Inherent Vice was not his best work.

by Anonymous

reply 37

January 26, 2015 8:49 AM

Pynchon's novels, like Toni Morrison's and Kurt Vonnegut's, are simply unadaptable. There are some things you can do in the novel that doesn't translate well into film.

by Anonymous

reply 38

January 26, 2015 9:12 AM

[quote]He's way uglier than her.

than she.

by Anonymous

reply 39

January 26, 2015 9:20 AM

Stop pestering people, smartass!

by Anonymous

reply 40

January 26, 2015 10:51 AM

No, it IS "than he." Rules of grammar; would you say, "than he (is" or "than him is"? Duh. Than HE...

by Anonymous

reply 41

January 26, 2015 10:58 AM

Maybe they're happy together and make each other laugh. Who knows what keeps them together but if you're basing an entire relationship on looks, you're doomed. Look at all those beautiful actors and actresses getting married one week and divorced the next, good looks didn't keep them together.

by Anonymous

reply 42

January 26, 2015 11:09 AM

Maya is attractive, she has an exotic look, she has that Jewish-African American look like Rashida Jones, Tracee Ellis Ross, Lisa Bonet. Wentworth Miller, Slash, Rain Pryor, Jurnee Smollett and Drake, to name a few.

Paul Thomas Anderson is awfully rough looking for a man his age and please don't say raising their kids is exhausting, I'm sure they have a nanny...or two.

by Anonymous

reply 43

January 26, 2015 11:15 AM

For me, it has nothing to do with her looks. She has a naturally sour personality that seeps into every character in every film, and she's a pretentious little snot in interviews.

In one interview, she said people who don't have kids are awful and mean; in another, she said that all her SNL alumni were busy being "brutally honest" while she's gone on to find humor in the little things in life. And the interviews always take the exact same tack: she's amazing, look at all her kids, oh hey did you know her mother was blah blah blah.

PTA is a dink. Rudolph is a snot. They could be gorgeous and this would still be true.

by Anonymous

reply 45

January 26, 2015 11:29 AM

R22, when did you realize your life was a complete failure and being a bitchy grammar queen whose only validation would come from tearing down strangers on an anonymous message board was all you would ever have?

by Anonymous

reply 46

January 26, 2015 11:54 AM

He used to be hot as fuck, but now he's turning into Willie Nelson.

by Anonymous

reply 47

January 26, 2015 12:55 PM

The other director named Paul Anderson - the guy who directs the crappy Resident Evil movies and who's banging Milla Jovovich - is kinda hot.

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by Anonymous

reply 48

January 26, 2015 12:56 PM

Bump!

Since a lot of the latest "interesting celebrity gossip" thread has been discussing the tea that PTA cheated on Maya Rudolph with Katherine Waterston and I've just come across this thread, this deserves a bump. Any more tea on this motherfucker?

by Anonymous

reply 49

October 18, 2020 5:03 PM

R13 That pic is from the Dawson's Creek spinoff "Pacey the Homeless Alcoholic."

by Anonymous

reply 50

October 18, 2020 5:13 PM

R10 must be in a coma in 2017-2018 when Phantom Thread got 6 Oscar nominations and won 1 award. Demented much, nan?

by Anonymous

reply 51

October 18, 2020 5:17 PM

r49 He likes to play up being some chilled out, nice guy, family man now but good to now that it's bullshit. He got with Maya very soon after Fiona. Nobody changes that quickly, if at all. Poor Maya.

by Anonymous

reply 52

October 18, 2020 5:30 PM

I love his work but read somewhere that he was extremely mentally abusive to Fiona Apple, who, granted, is a bit batshit, but most artists are.

Love Maya Rudolph, too, but I find them an exceptionally odd couple. They've been together a long time, however, so what do I know? All those SNL gals seem like they're incredibly talented and smart, but have zero luck in relationships, except for Tina Fey and her homunculous.

by Anonymous

reply 54

October 18, 2020 7:40 PM

r54 Fiona said he also shoved her out a car once. As noted in this thread, he cheated on her too (she weirdly left that out in her New Yorker profile though).

by Anonymous

reply 55

October 18, 2020 8:03 PM

Maya.....you in danger girl.

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by Anonymous

reply 56

October 18, 2020 8:16 PM

Maya.....you in danger girl.

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reply 57

October 18, 2020 8:16 PM