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Does farmers only.com accept gays?

Writer William Jenkins

I sort of would like to meet a farmer. Love the horses plus I rented and watched all three of those farm movies from the 80s recently.

by Anonymousreply 44September 2, 2018 8:11 PM

Do they marry you and move you to their farm like Pa Ingalls?

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2018 8:48 AM

Well good for them. They do allow same sex couples. Who'd have thought so.

Off to get my pitch fork and overalls and find me a man.

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by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2018 9:01 AM

So cool they're inclusive! I'm now wishing I lived in the country.

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2018 9:07 AM

OP there are a lot of gay farmers. We have even had two or three post right here at the DL. I remember one of them was Canadian, and he had such great stories of the pastoral country life.

Perhaps your thread will get their attention and they can tell you more about gay farm life.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2018 10:51 AM

I could completely go for a country bloke, and the lifestyle. City life gets old as one gets older too.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2018 10:54 AM

[quote]City life gets old as one gets older too.

So does the farm, I should think.

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2018 11:21 AM

Yes, just took a look. Lots of uggs. But how can they be farmers if they live in Manhattan, as some do?

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2018 12:38 PM

Can I meet an Amish farmer?

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2018 12:48 PM

Kissin' wears out, cookin' don't R9

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2018 1:18 PM

[quote]Can I meet an Amish farmer?

Yes, you can!

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by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2018 1:25 PM

I want a country guy to fuck my mouth n ass.

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2018 2:04 PM

Grew up in the the city. But spent a few summers on a farm and LOVED it. Some of my fondest childhood memories.

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2018 2:18 PM

[quote]I want a country guy to fuck my mouth n ass.

You could start by spending less time with your mother.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2018 2:21 PM

You can have some good lovin' with all dem corn cobbs around.

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2018 2:29 PM

I DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY! FARMERSONLY.COM

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2018 2:34 PM

I find the commercials funny and original.

by Anonymousreply 19March 21, 2018 2:43 PM

R11 that's John Stoltzfuss from Leola. Driver takes him to three Greenmarkets in Manhattan three days a week. They leave at 4:00 AM for the three-hour trip. By the time they get back it's 9:00PM.

by Anonymousreply 20March 21, 2018 4:36 PM

Have you considered ChristianMingle.com?

by Anonymousreply 21March 21, 2018 5:22 PM

Would it be proper to wear a gingham apron on the first date?

by Anonymousreply 22March 21, 2018 5:23 PM

Yes, if it has it has deep pockets for you to play pool without farmer boy knowing.

by Anonymousreply 23March 21, 2018 10:14 PM

Of course there are gay farmers.

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by Anonymousreply 24March 21, 2018 10:16 PM

You're probably not going to meet Ladd Drummond.

by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2018 12:35 AM

Who knows - maybe you'll get you a piece of this.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2018 12:47 AM

i want a gay country guy. i want to worship his body with my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 27May 17, 2018 2:00 PM

New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

by Anonymousreply 28May 17, 2018 2:08 PM

hot small town country guy with big feet.

by Anonymousreply 29May 17, 2018 2:10 PM

A farmer? Go with a vagabond or a carny - they are the most fun.

by Anonymousreply 30May 17, 2018 3:24 PM

R26 your guy is hot. But with this face would he really use online dating?

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by Anonymousreply 31May 17, 2018 4:26 PM

real farmers look nothing like the farmers in porn

by Anonymousreply 32May 17, 2018 5:09 PM

I find their commercials creepy for some reason, r19.

by Anonymousreply 33May 17, 2018 5:13 PM

[quote]You're probably not going to meet Ladd Drummond.

Of course not. Ladd and I area on RANCHERSonly.com

by Anonymousreply 34May 17, 2018 5:41 PM

I like the commercials where the horses cancels the cowboy's date.

by Anonymousreply 35August 31, 2018 1:32 AM

R32 - go to any state fair in a farm state. Some real farmers look like they could be in farm. Try the Cattlemen's Tent at the Iowa State Fair. Great looking men serving some of the best hamburgers I've had.

by Anonymousreply 36August 31, 2018 4:07 AM

Sometimes I need a man. You know. A MMAANN.

by Anonymousreply 37August 31, 2018 1:10 PM

Best gay farm movie. Great sex scenes and a happy ending for them.

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by Anonymousreply 39August 31, 2018 5:03 PM

I want a small town (cute) country-ish guy from the midwest.

by Anonymousreply 40September 2, 2018 1:18 PM

Don't tell us, r40. Tell farmersonly.com.

by Anonymousreply 41September 2, 2018 1:22 PM

oh i'm telling you, bitch-ass.

by Anonymousreply 42September 2, 2018 1:38 PM

Speaking of the Beekman Boys, they're hawking their wares on Canada's home shopping for shut-ins channel. Is their stuff any good? It's pretty expensive, even with their labour day weekend deals.

by Anonymousreply 43September 2, 2018 1:56 PM

I grew up on a farm in the midwest. Moved away twenty years ago and have no desire to live there again.

But when I go back to visit my family, I will check out who is on Scruff and Grindr. I feel sorry for most of these guys; many of them are still closeted. They are not there because they love farming and the great outdoors. They are there because they were not smart enough to figure out how to do better for themselves, and now they live in a place with limited options.

If you find a happy, healthy, attractive gay couple living out in the country as farmers, they probably met in the city, had successful careers doing something else, and can afford to live in the country "out and proud" as part of their plan for retirement.

by Anonymousreply 44September 2, 2018 8:11 PM