I am thinking about buying one. I think they'd be really easy to keep and so doll face!!!

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June 29, 2023 5:44 PM

What do Koalas eat, OP? That will tell you how bad a Koala bite is. I will go out on a limb and say, yes they bite. There's a reason they remain mainly in the wild or in zoos.

by Anonymous

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June 29, 2023 5:04 PM

There was an old DL thread about a video showing a koala eating a baby’s face off.

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June 29, 2023 5:05 PM

OP koalas are violent and aggressive, they actually slice people with their razor sharp talons, not a joke.

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June 29, 2023 5:07 PM

They are all whores, darlin'

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June 29, 2023 5:13 PM

Yes they do bite, and the bite produces Lonepinella infection. Good luck.

PS this is a terrible idea. Koalas are nocturnal and feed almost solely on eucalyptus trees.

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June 29, 2023 5:20 PM

Cute slackers:

"The koala may sleep or rest for up to 18-20 hours every day while being tucked into the fork of the tree. Their extraordinary sleeping habit is believed to be an adaptation to their leaf-based diet, as they get very little energy from just eating leaves."

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June 29, 2023 5:20 PM

[quote]I am thinking about buying one. I think they'd be really easy to keep and so doll face!!!

If that were so, many people would have them as pets, don't you think?

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June 29, 2023 5:23 PM

Koalas are crybabies, too.

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June 29, 2023 5:35 PM

Does anyone actually believe the OP is really planning on purchasing a Koala? Trust me he's not. First of all, it is illegal to keep a Koala as a pet anywhere in the world.

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June 29, 2023 5:44 PM