44, is still quite fuckable and "youthful". He's had work on his face don't you think? His podcast if pleasant fluff. I'm an occasional listener but in those times I have heard Dax label himself bisexual a few times, and he will talk about male celebs being hot. Apparently Bell has long identified as bi. Well, are they really bi? Sometimes I wonder if this is Hollywood hipster roleplaying.

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April 23, 2019 5:16 AM

He's pretty high on my irrational hate list. Always has been.

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April 20, 2019 10:38 PM

They are both thirsty people, the most thirsty celeb couple that I can name, actually. I feel a little sorry for them.

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April 20, 2019 10:39 PM

I don't even remember any longer what he was known for, for a brief nanosecond. How he managed to parlay it into still being of some interest to general public is a talent, I guess.

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April 20, 2019 11:18 PM

He got famous back then for being a buttah-faced douchebag comic actor you would gladly fuck.

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April 20, 2019 11:23 PM

I've always been attracted to that skinny skater dude type. The fact that he's hung like a horse just makes me want him more.

I'd never heard that he was bi, though, so that's an interesting revelation. Kristen, there's been some murmurs out there. She's also playing a bi character on The Good Place.

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April 20, 2019 11:38 PM

I'd fuck him. Hell yeah! I'd really love to fuck him in the ass. Deeply.

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April 21, 2019 12:00 AM

Kristen pinged as lesbo on Veronica Mars.

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April 21, 2019 12:05 AM

Yeah, she definitely did R7. Veronica being so into her boyfriend didn't compute.

Why do you say she identifies as bisexual, OP? I don't think she is publically out, if so.

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April 21, 2019 12:20 AM

I guess I misread my Google search and Bell's quote was referring to Eleanor, not herself.

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April 21, 2019 12:26 AM

I thought Kristen was a bit too pretty and cute to be with fugly face Dax.

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April 21, 2019 12:29 AM

Dax is too ugly to fuck. Does anybody have pics of his alleged huge erect penis? No, because he has an average dick and that's why he's stuck with basic fug bitch Kristen Bell.

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April 21, 2019 12:36 AM

He’s bffs with Bradley Cooper. No way is he straight.

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April 21, 2019 12:39 AM

I've always thought this.

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April 21, 2019 12:58 AM

R13 Zach looks like the love child of Dax and the Wicked Witch of the West in that pic.

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April 21, 2019 3:05 AM

Did he and Will Arnett fuck on the set of [italic]Let’s Go to Prison[/italic]?

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April 21, 2019 3:22 AM

Dont get the appeal at all,but women seem to like him. I hated Ty Pennington but every woman I knew thought he was hot. Go figure.

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April 21, 2019 3:39 AM

I am convinced that these two and Ryan Hansen are a thruple. I have zero proof of this but I get a vibe. The three of them seem very close, like a family, but not like he’s a relative. It really does seem like Kristen Bell has two husbands.

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April 21, 2019 4:28 AM

You really have to ask, OP?

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April 21, 2019 4:40 AM

Love his podcast. he has BDF. What is the deal the cohost ?

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April 21, 2019 4:43 AM

Wow. I thought Zach and Dax were the same person? Can someone please sort things out for me.

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April 21, 2019 4:54 AM

No he did not have work on his face, you stupid cunt.

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April 21, 2019 4:58 AM

Ryan Hensen is married, too. Also adorable.

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April 21, 2019 4:58 AM

"Ryan Hensen is married, too. Also adorable."

They all kissed.

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April 21, 2019 6:09 AM

I watched his new show Bless This Mess, it was ok. I'll give it a few more episodes before I make up my mind, though so far it seems like a derivative hipster version of Green Acres.

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April 21, 2019 6:40 AM

He was abused as a kid so rumors about his sexuality after surviving that are meaningless to him

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April 21, 2019 7:02 AM

I agree with the poster saying they're super thirsty. A looong time ago they both were trying to make it, independently, as actors. Then I guess he took a stab at directing with the "Chips" remake and that tanked. Now he's got that podcast, they just launched a baby product line (seriously) and they're continuously whoring out their relationship on Ellen and all the other chat shows- 'look-we're the cutest but realest couple ever'!

Which they kinda actually used to be.... until they realized it was their meal ticket and now they've jumped the shark and it's gross.

(I still think he's sexy though. And much smarter than he comes across on the surface. Although he seems wholly unable to parlay it into intelligent career choices. Oh well.)

Countdown to divorce in three, two, one....

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April 21, 2019 7:18 AM

I've always liked Dax. He was cute in that wilderness film with Seth Green and Matthew Lillard... showed a lot of skin there. Good in Zathura, and did great work in Parenthood, so he'll always have my respect to some extent. I have no idea what he's up to now though.

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April 21, 2019 7:51 AM

OP, no, please do not lower DL Hotness Scale even further. Next thing you know, DL will forgive Denis Hastert because he is "DL Hot" now, according to the new scale.

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April 21, 2019 8:39 AM

The only thing I really remember him from is "Idiocracy".

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April 21, 2019 8:45 AM

Has the expression “butter face” been used yet ? Also ,him and wifey are annoying . He got his start on that awful Ashton Kutcher show ,that right there makes me dislike him.

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April 21, 2019 1:45 PM

His face could look like a cat's pinched ass but if the dick is indeed like the large loaf of bread it's been described as, I would STILL get on it.

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April 21, 2019 2:52 PM

They both seem to work a LOT (Kristen has her series, Disney voice work, Veronica Mars reboot, Dax has that new series, he directs and has the podcast.) So they must be fairly well-liked in the industry.

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April 21, 2019 3:08 PM

I first saw him on Punk'd. He was naked and following Jessica Alba around a clothing store.

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April 21, 2019 6:18 PM

What happened to the receding hairline.

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April 21, 2019 6:20 PM

I had never heard of him before I was flipping channels and saw him naked in the [italic]CHiPs[/italic] remake. Definitely ugly-hot.

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April 21, 2019 6:56 PM

They're set for life with Kristin's Disney money.

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April 21, 2019 9:04 PM

I want to see and feel his cock.

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April 21, 2019 9:10 PM

I despise Dax Shepard but was hoping that Kristen, Ryan and he were a thruple so she could get Ryan’s much hotter ass on the reg, but it seems like they’re not.

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April 21, 2019 10:33 PM

I guess he could be a grower...

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April 22, 2019 12:17 AM

Looks girthy. I'll take it!

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April 22, 2019 12:19 AM

I laughed at how they paired him with an attractive woman on Parenthood.

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April 22, 2019 12:55 AM

R44 a very uncommon trope for tv shows.

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April 22, 2019 8:07 AM

For the longest time I always got him mixed up with the much better looking Sam Rockwell.

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April 22, 2019 1:39 PM

Hmm I think Dax is the better looking of the 2.

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April 22, 2019 1:55 PM

They are BOTH annoying as fuck.

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April 22, 2019 3:04 PM

[quote]I laughed at how they paired him with an attractive woman on Parenthood.

The woman he's paired with in real life is quite attractive, so why not?

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April 23, 2019 4:44 AM

I’d fuck Dax before Sam

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April 23, 2019 4:49 AM

[Quote] The woman he's paired with in real life is quite attractive, so why not?

They're both pretty but Kristen is basic in comparison to Joy.

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April 23, 2019 5:16 AM