Well, Daniel X has been busy in the last year or so. He got married to a traveling barber, self published a SciFi book exercising his personal trauma, moved to Hawaii and now with his husband started a not quite yet eco friendly merch line to inexplicably support people like themselves suffering from depression by “Uniting the lonely, one t-shirt at a time.” The all black t-shirts, hoodies, masks and bags have super secret coded messages that will help identify you to fellow sufferers and when deciphered, well I’m not quite sure what, but I can tell you it won’t cure anything. Sam Cushing isn’t looking so bad right now.

Already lost interest after "hey guys".

Did they have a contest for the biggest screaming queen in LA to see who would get the honor of appearing in that ad?