Can DL even handle this number of hair and clothing disasters without a period of reflection in between? There will be no time to go through our usual five stages (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance) before the next appearance begins.

I would advise all of you, starting today, to make sure you’re getting 8 hours of of sleep, eat lots of vegetables, begin a light exercise program if you haven’t already, and throw in a multivitamin just to be on the safe side.

Godspeed.

Tuesday 16th October: Sydney, Australia

Wednesday 17th October: Dubbo, Australia

Thursday 18th October: Melbourne, Australia

Friday 19th October: Sydney, Australia

Saturday 20th October: Sydney, Australia

Sunday 21st October: Sydney, Australia

Monday 22nd October: Fraser Island, Australia

Tuesday 23rd October: Suva, Fiji

Wednesday 24th October: Suva, Fiji

Thursday 25th October: Nadi, Fiji and Nuku’alofa, Tonga

Friday 26th October: Nuku’alofa, Tonga and Sydney, Australia

Saturday 27th October: Sydney, Australia

Sunday 28th October: Wellington, New Zealand

Monday 29th October: Wellington and Abel Tasman, New Zealand

Tuesday 30th October: Auckland, New Zealand

Wednesday 31st October: Rotorua, New Zealand