That’s a huge fucking arm.

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October 9, 2022 1:51 AM

WTF is a "Cooper Barnes"?

by Anonymous

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February 22, 2021 6:40 PM

I’m slightly embarrassed that when my kid was really into Henry Danger, I secretly lusted after him.

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February 22, 2021 6:49 PM

His hair is bigger than his bicep.

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February 22, 2021 6:58 PM

Looks like a bat wing to me.

Summer is coming!

by Anonymous

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February 22, 2021 7:14 PM

Or, as we call him: Coiffed-Hair-Goofy-Face.

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February 22, 2021 7:20 PM

Ugh, god he’s just the right amount of dork. And good with kids. I know exactly his type and I would fall HARD. Also, probably super depraved and a total heartbreaker.

Probably best he’s into women.

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February 22, 2021 7:24 PM

As the body gets bigger the head grows smaller.

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reply 10

February 22, 2021 7:24 PM

Lift weights & take steroids. Next one on Instagram or TikTok:

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February 22, 2021 7:36 PM

Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.

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February 22, 2021 7:43 PM

[quote] Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.

There isn't unless you're talking about Aborigines. He has a generic white guy look that could fit in The US, UK and Australia.

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February 22, 2021 7:48 PM

In photography its called forced focus.

Forced perspective photography is when the subject of an image looks smaller/larger or closer/farther away than it actually is. This optical illusion happens when the background and foreground of a photo seem to interact due to the photo's composition

Used in porn photography to make a dick look much bigger than it really is.

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February 22, 2021 8:01 PM

R9 He may be into women, but he got Gay Face for days

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reply 15

February 22, 2021 8:05 PM

Why is someone this old doing this? Is he in his fifties?

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reply 16

February 22, 2021 8:27 PM

That hairstyle is woefully unflattering. In addition to looking ridiculous, it ages him.

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reply 17

February 22, 2021 8:36 PM

I'm going to the barber later this week and tell him I want the Cosmo Kramer tall hair look circa 1997.

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reply 18

February 22, 2021 8:38 PM

christ he's ugly whoever he is

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reply 19

February 22, 2021 8:43 PM

I like him; very cute. There is nothing inherently wrong with this man. Other than he's straight; and him being from the UK, even that is up for negotiation.

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reply 22

February 22, 2021 9:02 PM

Ho Ho Ho - guns for x-mas

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February 22, 2021 9:26 PM

The picture at the OP reminds me of Steve Carell, the picture at R23 does not.

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February 22, 2021 9:38 PM

HOT DILF. Verificatia of sizemeat? I want him inside me quite deeply. ... And so forth...

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reply 26

February 22, 2021 10:23 PM

Does he act? Does he sing? Does he write? Don't drink, don't smoke, what DOES he do???

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reply 28

February 22, 2021 10:41 PM

every gay guy I know is into big dicks; me? I love big arms, big chests....

would love a guy to just wrap me up his arms

sigh

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reply 29

February 23, 2021 1:42 AM

His neck is so thin compared to the rest of his upper body, that he looks like a cartoon character. He does have nice eyes. I'll give him that.

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reply 30

February 23, 2021 1:47 AM

He looks much older than 41.

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February 23, 2021 3:55 AM

Doing well on one soap and then doing well on another is probably the exception rather than the rule. I can easily think of multiple times it didn’t work out, but I struggle to think of times it did....

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reply 32

February 23, 2021 4:24 AM

His “arms” remind me of tamarind pods. He’d be cuter with a lanky type body.

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reply 34

February 23, 2021 8:40 AM

I'd love to take him shoulder deep.

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reply 35

February 23, 2021 8:45 AM

He looks like Johnny Bravo from Cartoon Network come to life.

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reply 36

February 23, 2021 9:05 AM

Very old plastic ken doll on steroids.

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reply 37

February 23, 2021 9:11 AM

Cooper Barnes is far hotter than that skinny Italian real estate agent some of you are currently drooling over. Heck he's much better looking and so forth than 85% of what is posted on DL as "hot".

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February 23, 2021 9:46 AM

Look at those tits, struggling to break free.

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reply 41

April 7, 2021 6:43 PM

I've always found guys who look like that extremely handsome...and that type of body very sexy.

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reply 42

April 7, 2021 6:45 PM

Mmm... sexy muscle DILF. And he cares about animals/the environment too?!! *Swoons* Any nude leaks for this hot hunk? I need verificatia of sizemeat!

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reply 43

April 8, 2021 7:43 AM

Yea yea he's really fit but he knows it. That's a turn off.

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reply 44

April 8, 2021 10:38 AM

He reminds me of 90 pron actor Steve Regis

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reply 45

April 8, 2021 8:58 PM

He has a William Devane look.

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reply 46

April 8, 2021 9:04 PM

For once I happen to know who someone is.

For those of you who don't know, "Henry Danger" is a kids' comedy live-action show from the 2010s about a normal teenage boy by day who is a superhero's sidekick (Kid Danger) by night. This guy Cooper Barnes played the superhero, Captain Man.

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reply 48

October 8, 2022 6:53 PM

His eyes betray a system out of whack.

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reply 49

October 8, 2022 6:58 PM

He’s from Sheffield United Kingdom.

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reply 50

October 8, 2022 7:01 PM

This is where we learn Captain Man, in his secret identity, doesn't wear underwear.

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reply 51

October 8, 2022 7:47 PM

That's a 10 minute video, hun.

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reply 52

October 8, 2022 8:35 PM

Captain Man is only in the first 22 seconds, r52. Not to panic.

by Anonymous

reply 53

October 9, 2022 1:33 AM

Actually, does. Notice (as I did, many times) the blue briefs waistband.

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reply 54

October 9, 2022 1:47 AM

The sum is not as great as the parts.

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reply 55

October 9, 2022 1:49 AM

More internet fame seeking nonsense. Lordy people are crazy.

by Anonymous

reply 56

October 9, 2022 1:51 AM

Ugly features and small head.

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October 9, 2022 1:51 AM