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E! News reports that Vanderpump Rules stars Tom Schwartz, 33, and Katie Maloney, 29, are married. The couple tied the knot in Northern California in front of 100 guests, including several of their co-stars. The ceremony was filmed for Vanderpump Rules. Gay icon Lisa Vanderpump officiated the ceremony, Brittany Cartwright (Jax's girlfriend), Kristen Doute, Stassi Schroeder, and Scheana Shay were bridesmaids, and Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval were groomsmen. Katie released the following statement: "I'm so happy to have married my best friend and love that I finally get to call Tom my husband. Celebrating with our closest friends and family has been nothing short of an amazing experience."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 5, 2019 11:40 AM |
If Sandoval gets married...that will be a serious problem.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2016 3:00 AM |
That is one seriously fugly wedding dress.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2016 3:24 AM |
the groom was prettier than the bride........
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2016 4:11 AM |
Op, you are one of those nasty mean spirited effeminates who get angry that you will never get the hot dudes. So you lash out when others do.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2016 4:15 AM |
This is Sandoval right about now.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2016 4:19 AM |
Why are they standing on what looks like the edge of a marsh/swamp?
Also, the dress is quite ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2016 4:44 AM |
The dress is not only ugly; the pattern adds about 20 pounds. Just no.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2016 4:51 AM |
I bet they still havent boned eachother.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2016 5:29 AM |
No. No she is NOT a gay icon.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2016 5:46 AM |
He's so wishy-washy about everything, he'll regret this very soon.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 20, 2016 5:56 AM |
Gee, like old times Jax......without the penetration....
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2016 6:03 AM |
At least we know they won't reproduce. That would take them having sex, which they admit they never do.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 20, 2016 8:48 AM |
That dress seems too matronly for someone who is only 29, but at least it wasn't one of those strapless monstrosities that everyone wears even if they don't have well-tones arms. Sandoval looks nice though. She seemed like she made his life hell when they were engaged so it should be interested to see what married life brings.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 20, 2016 11:01 AM |
It was Schwartz, R14. Sandoval is his butt juddy.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 20, 2016 5:05 PM |
She is going to be so disappointed that she chose that dress and to wear her hair in that way in the future. Those pictures last forever. Ugh.
Who decides on a wedding dress all covered up like that unless you're a religious nut? Is she a religious nut? She can't be.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 20, 2016 5:13 PM |
R14, sorry - my bad; I get Sandoval & Schwartz mixed up. I don't think she's a religious nut - I think she's aware that she's kind of a porker so she went burka-style. Sandoval & Grumpiana need to get married next, just for comic value.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 20, 2016 5:25 PM |
Has anyone gone to Pump or Tom Tom?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 5, 2019 11:40 AM |