What the fuck is this? I wish it were a two hour movie.

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by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 7:18 PM

It is a movie with Rob Lowe. Right? A Hallmark Christmas movie?

by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 4:52 AM

Dear god. Those shoes he bought his mom are fug and the guy who game him the money looks like a predator

by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 5:55 AM

Patton Oswalt has a hilarious bit on this song that he used to do in his stand up years back.

by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 10:40 AM

Somewhere out there a gay bar full of motherless is likely playing a song called “Christmas Stilletos”. Be thankful you have a family, and thrice such if you have gay siblings you can commiserate with.

by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 10:48 AM

Mom probably threw a fit because she didn’t get Cha Cha heels

by Anonymous

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December 22, 2022 7:18 PM