Have you ever witnessed a female catfight before?

Like a full on, hair pulling, scratching, and slapping vicious brawl?

Please tell us about it! It's so unbecoming, though you can't help but watch.

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by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 4:42 AM

Sixth grade, behind the school. Two girls were mad at one of their friends. We all went behind the school to watch the fight. This was the early 80s in Minnesota so there were no knives or guns or anything. Lots of hair-pulling, and slapping, and screaming of nasty names. It was two on one so it was really unfair. It was ugly, and made me feel sick to my stomach. Girlfights are nasty.

If they were a couple of years older they would have just tormented her into suicide or an eating disorder. Teenage girls are MONSTERS.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 12:22 AM

I love the girl with the pizza pan in this fight. Hilarious!

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by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 12:26 AM

The bitch in the red is fierce. I hope the woman in Black cunt punted her back

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 12:27 AM

In south London, two young women in super-tight dresses and high heels going at it, boyfriends pulling them off each other. Drunk as hell of course.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 12:29 AM

Slapping is usually the way to go.

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February 13, 2018 12:30 AM

Two sloppy drunk, overweight girls in too-tight dresses screaming and and swearing at each other at the bus stop next to my building, after the Adams Morgan bars had closed. There was weave snatching and then one of them pulled off a shoe and hit the other one with it, repeatedly! In the morning there were skanky extensions and a sad shoe with a broken heel in the gutter.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 12:58 AM

Gentle Posters:

Decorum and good taste mandate that you refer to such kerfuffles and to-dos using the proper expression.

(ahem)

"CUNT FIGHT! CUNT FIGHT!"

Thank you.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 1:25 AM

I don't think this will fit OP's description, but many years ago, two women I worked with took a huge dislike to each other. It came to a head when we were in a Team Meeting, where all the managers happened to be out of town. The discussion turned as to who could help the Dental Claims Processing Team, as they were falling behind, while the Medical Claims Processing Team was current with their claims. At some point, Teresa Holmes let fly with, "If that stupid bitch, Sherry Demien would just do her job, we wouldn't need help!", which Sherry recountered with "I'm just doing my job sorting claims, you bitch!", while Effie Brooks intervened with "I just moved my desk next to Sherry's to help her keep up", whereas Teresa Holmes replied, "Can't you keep your pussies together better than that!", and Effie cried", "I fucking don't need the stench of her pussy next to me all day!".

Later that day, the one manager on duty, Miss Paulette, reconvened the meeting, to tell us she had heard what went on, and went around the table with "Teresa Holmes, do you value your job?"......etc. They all nodded that, of course, they needed their jobs. The next day, a meeting was called with our trainer and, as we participated in the meeting, or managers boxed up Sherry's and Teresa's old desks. For me, always an example of how to deal with overdramatic employees.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 1:33 AM

You are SO lying, R8.

That conversation would never happen anywhere.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 4:39 AM

The closest I've seen is two drunk slags fighting in front of the apartment across the street. I think they were roommates and one of them lost the key. They were probably in their late 20s and one began hitting the more docile girl with her purse. She also screamed "why did you wear that fucking ugly pantsuit" which was just bizarre. Finally she had enough and said she was going to somebody elses place. The one who used her purse as a weapon just sat on the steps and cried.

by Anonymous

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February 13, 2018 4:42 AM