He posts a fair amount of gym photos

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reply 1

September 4, 2018 2:33 PM

Ya he's pretty hot. I don't see any evidence he's funny

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reply 2

September 4, 2018 2:42 PM

He's being self-deprecating to undercut his looks, which is rather insufferable. That's gay comic Matteo Lane on the right.

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reply 3

September 4, 2018 2:45 PM

He is constantly promoting up and coming comedians. I respect people like that in any industry

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reply 5

September 4, 2018 3:05 PM

I have seen him once or twice on comedy central. He's very hot

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reply 8

September 4, 2018 7:33 PM

looks ginger-adjacent....pass

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reply 10

September 5, 2018 12:11 AM

He should give up on comedy and go into porn. I can help him practice.

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reply 11

September 5, 2018 12:14 AM

He's actually pretty damn good at voices

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reply 12

September 5, 2018 1:24 AM

even looks good in clothes!

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reply 14

September 5, 2018 1:27 AM

His website says hes a "sober" comedian. Is that a thing now?

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reply 15

September 5, 2018 1:44 AM

Maybe he’ll go the Wesley Woods route to gay porn?

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reply 16

September 5, 2018 1:55 AM

R15 that usually means the person dealt with drug addiction or alcoholism in the past.

"Sober" comedians definitely aren't a thing

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reply 17

September 5, 2018 1:55 AM

He was stealing from his own mother to support his drug habit. He was extremely fucked up.

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reply 18

September 5, 2018 1:56 AM

R18 oh shit! Give us details

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reply 20

September 5, 2018 1:58 AM

He and Matteo work out together a lot

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reply 21

September 5, 2018 1:59 AM

R20, look up Matteo’s podcast Inside the Closet with Evan on it. He’s open about all the horrible shit he did when he was on drugs, mainly coke, I think. Matteo is awful to him, too, saying things like, “Do you ever think you’ll do drugs again?” when they’re home alone just to fuck with him. They’re relationship is pretty hilarious. Matteo is Evan’s best friend and also closest gay friend. Not sure if he’s married or engaged. He has a girl, though. Some Spanish chick.

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reply 22

September 5, 2018 2:11 AM

His web site says he is married.

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reply 23

September 5, 2018 2:13 AM

Being a bodybuilder is a sure ticket to success for a comedian!

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reply 24

September 5, 2018 2:16 AM

If you're touring, I guess the gym would be the healthy pastime - especially if you channel that addiction energy into becoming a sloppy whore. I think all good looking comedians should be sloppy whores (gay or straight).

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reply 25

September 5, 2018 2:24 AM

I have some very close straight friends. Some are pretty hot and I can usually avoid crushing on them seriously.

I don't think I could workout with them though. I'd get too worked up and feel uncomfortable

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reply 26

September 5, 2018 2:30 AM

Have you seen Matteo’s boyfriend??! I mean, Evan’s fine, but Matteo’s bf is gay porn material.

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reply 27

September 5, 2018 2:36 AM

In shape = Yes.

Some good voice imitations = Yes.

Funny comedian..... haven't seen it yet.

by Anonymous

reply 28

September 5, 2018 2:37 AM

Then hook him up with a mildly funny cable tv series, Judgy R28.

by Anonymous

reply 29

September 5, 2018 2:53 AM

[quote] Then hook him up with a mildly funny cable tv series, Judgy [R28].

Why? That's his own responsibility, not anyone else's.

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reply 30

September 5, 2018 3:00 AM

R30, I know for a FACT that many of you posters could afford to murder someone and purchase an acquittal several times over.

There's no reason why you shouldn't do this for the child. Your pinched lips age you. They do.

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reply 31

September 5, 2018 3:04 AM

Drinking heavily again while posting, r31? Tsk, tsk, tsk....

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reply 32

September 5, 2018 3:06 AM

Some of his Instagram captions are pretty funny. I've also seen him do those mini roasts on comedy central and he was really good.

Here's him roasting for a competition

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reply 33

September 5, 2018 3:06 AM

Christmas isn't gay, r6. It's the least gay thing in the world, in fact.

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reply 34

September 5, 2018 3:12 AM

I listened to the podcast and I applaud him for being so open about his addiction. He and Matteo play off each other well

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reply 35

September 5, 2018 2:10 PM

I'd enjoy his comedic take on a flesh jack demo video. Maybe while Matteo works his nipples.

by Anonymous

reply 36

September 5, 2018 2:21 PM

Looks like he wears a hairpiece.

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reply 38

September 5, 2018 3:08 PM

As long as he leaves it on when he licks dick, I can live with a hairpiece.

by Anonymous

reply 39

September 5, 2018 3:11 PM

It's just that standard white bro haircut. I actually think he rocks it better than most

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reply 40

September 5, 2018 3:12 PM

Lol sorry, maybe that's Boston slang. The hairstyle suits him better than most imo

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reply 43

September 5, 2018 3:14 PM

Rocks it is American slang. How could anyone be unaware of it?

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reply 44

September 5, 2018 4:22 PM

The only comedy here is that thing that passes for his hairstyle.

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reply 45

September 5, 2018 4:28 PM

I'm not unaware of it. I'm not unaware of how stupid it sounds, either.

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reply 46

September 5, 2018 4:30 PM

I’m sure a lot or many more people think the things you say are stupid or weird.

by Anonymous

reply 47

September 5, 2018 4:43 PM

Just ignore it R47. People like that aren't worth bothering with

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reply 49

September 5, 2018 4:46 PM

Very few shots of him shirtless. He is trying to avoid becoming a fitness ho

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reply 50

September 5, 2018 4:48 PM

Eh It'd be worse if he mocked a specific person. That's a pretty generic picture R51

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reply 54

September 5, 2018 4:54 PM

I don't see how Christmas isn't gay, r34 considering how hard Jesus sucks dick as well as his followers.

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reply 55

September 5, 2018 5:06 PM

Well, he’s no Christopher Titus.

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reply 56

September 5, 2018 5:11 PM

r46 = Librarian nerd.

But are you aware of how dickless and dull you sound? You're so unhip you're a mollusk.

Maybe you shouldn't get your opinions from every booger-eating wallflower on Datalounge who goes on a misogynist rampage because some chick used "rock" to describe her wardrobe on social media.

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reply 57

September 5, 2018 5:38 PM

Can't muscle jocks let the fat and funny have the one thing they're good at?

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reply 58

September 5, 2018 6:35 PM

Hot looking homosexuals are not funny.

by Anonymous

reply 59

September 5, 2018 6:40 PM

You mean Matteo R59? I thought he was funny on his podcast

by Anonymous

reply 60

September 5, 2018 7:03 PM

OMG could she be any gayer or more effeminate? She ain't pretty.

by Anonymous

reply 61

September 5, 2018 7:27 PM

You're sounding homophobic there R61. Watch it

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reply 62

September 5, 2018 7:29 PM

Hot. Good at voices. Need to see more if I'm to think he's really funny

by Anonymous

reply 63

September 5, 2018 7:50 PM

Ugh. Whatever happened to talent.

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reply 64

September 5, 2018 8:00 PM

That podcast with Matteo and Evan was really good! They are very different people but seem to mesh really well. Matteo was kind of out of line with some of those drug addiction jokes lol but it was funny.

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reply 65

September 6, 2018 1:20 AM

Matteo is also really hot

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reply 66

September 6, 2018 12:57 PM

Matteo is a hot dude name

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reply 67

September 6, 2018 1:44 PM

r66 Matteo looks like Michael Medved (whose pic I will spare you from having to look at).

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reply 68

September 6, 2018 1:50 PM

I imagine Matteo as an insatiable power bottom. I’d love to stick my huge cock into his manhole. I’d gladly fuck his hot ass.

by Anonymous

reply 69

September 6, 2018 3:17 PM

R69 here, I’m actually Philly Top. Assuming Matteo is in New York, he can take Amtrak down to Philadelphia with an hour. I’ll have him naked with his legs in the air effective high noon.

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reply 71

September 6, 2018 3:32 PM

he's hot but not that funny

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reply 72

September 6, 2018 3:34 PM

His thighs and bulge look great in those pants in the YouTube clip at R73

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reply 74

September 6, 2018 3:52 PM

I actually saw his routine recently in CT and he was pretty good! I was going to make a thread and was pleasantly surprised to already find one.

He's hot

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reply 76

December 26, 2018 7:20 PM

r10

Which means he smells funny down there

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reply 78

November 8, 2019 1:46 AM

Tragic tattoos, I'll pass.

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June 20, 2020 10:15 PM