Bryce Harper
Daniel Martin 
Washington Nationals player is blazing hot
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 1, 2019 6:39 PM |
But the hair blazingly douchetastic.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 20, 2015 9:41 PM |
That's some big dick swagger. Yum.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 20, 2015 9:51 PM |
Oh please! Nice body but his face looks like one of those cro-magnons from the Geico commercials. Plus, he has a big arrogant mouth like a pre-suspension Alex Rodriguez.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 21, 2015 12:33 AM |
Are you people so blind that you can't see?? He is fucking HIDEOUS looking!! Anything but hot. And to think he's only 22.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 21, 2015 1:17 AM |
He isn't ugly, but he isn't even close to being the hottest guy in baseball, either
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 22, 2015 2:01 AM |
[quote]But the hair blazingly douchetastic.
Not sure that is limited to his hair. He is definitely a talented baseball player though.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 22, 2015 2:04 AM |
He keeps that beard to hide his fugly face.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 22, 2015 3:35 AM |
[quote] But the hair blazingly douchetastic.
Say, what?? Bitch, please. . . .
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 27, 2015 1:43 PM |
He has no Anthony Recker ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 28, 2015 4:26 AM |
the deeper i went into reading replies and seeing additional photos, i must admit i became a doubter of your premise, op. but i still want to believe.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 28, 2015 4:32 AM |
Why did Papelbon go after Bryce?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 28, 2015 5:36 AM |
unrequited lust, of course.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 28, 2015 5:51 AM |
[quote]He keeps that beard to hide his fugly face.
And what do you do to hide yours?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 28, 2015 3:26 PM |
his mouth is large enough to fit two cocks comfortably
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 28, 2015 5:45 PM |
Why is he wearing a kimono?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 28, 2015 6:35 PM |
A lot MLB veterans don't like Bryce, but I think it is partly out of jealously.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 28, 2015 8:32 PM |
Partly out of jealousy, and in all likelihood partly out of needing to put in his time before he's calling the shots. Even if he's one of the best, the expectation in the clubhouse Is that the senior players should still get respect. I don't know for certain, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bryce isn't used to deferring to others.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 28, 2015 8:44 PM |
He's a man's man, which is why some here don't like or relate to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 2, 2015 4:53 PM |
r29 vanilla ice was fit back in the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 2, 2015 6:41 PM |
Hot as fuck but anyone who knows him for more than five minutes hates his guts.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 2, 2015 8:47 PM |
dude has so much swag. hot
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 4, 2015 2:56 PM |
Bryce is a homophobic Mormon asshole
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 4, 2015 3:06 PM |
Yikes. He's straight up ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 4, 2015 3:20 PM |
Maybe the hottest Shrek on Halloween.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 4, 2015 4:01 PM |
he is totally my type. buff dudebro
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 11, 2015 1:58 AM |
OP is ever vigilant to find a boyfriend for Ryan Braun to replace the fickle and faithless Aaron Rogers.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 11, 2015 2:16 AM |
Ryan Braun is pretty hot, what is his story?
Harper looks like a straight version of Timberlake.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 11, 2015 2:53 AM |
Douchebag royalty- bound to be a closet bossy bottom!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 6, 2016 6:55 PM |
Why would someone with a long horseface wear hair that makes their already long face even longer. 101 fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 6, 2016 7:19 PM |
I think he's gorgeous. Douchey? Yes, but gorgeous.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 6, 2016 10:20 PM |
Supposedly he is saying "Fucking Shut Up"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 6, 2016 11:27 PM |
[quote]Disgusting.
Disgusting-ly hot. I fixed that for you R54
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 9, 2016 12:31 AM |
Oh god, I spoke too soon. He rides the subway? No excuse.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 9, 2016 12:34 AM |
He's not nearly as hot as he thinks he is.
His arrogance is a major turnoff
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 9, 2016 1:52 AM |
I thought this was about Ron Howard's daughter.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 9, 2016 1:54 AM |
Total stud. SO fucking hot. Love the swagger.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 9, 2016 6:49 PM |
Bryce Harper keeps it 100 on his bats
Look at the bat rack in any MLB dugout and you'll see a colorful array of numbers, thanks to the trend of bat-knob stickers taking off in recent years. Most players stick to their jersey numbers, but Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals isn't most players.The reigning NL MVP keeping it 100 -- he's one home run shy of that milestone number -- is just the latest salvo in his "Make Baseball Fun Again" campaign. He told ESPN the Magazine before the season, "Baseball's tired. It's a tired sport, because you can't express yourself. You can't do what people in other sports do."
Using an emoji as a bat-knob sticker certainly isn't tired, and it certainly qualifies as Harper expressing himself, though it remains to be seen if he'll actually get to use them in a game, since MLB reportedly banned personalized stickers before the season. But as long as he's putting up numbers like he has to start 2016 (two homers in five games, 1.556 OPS), the Nats probably will be fine with Harper expressing himself like this.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 12, 2016 2:25 AM |
Another boring straight guy...his straightness and unobtainability makes him hot to the loser queens on DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 9, 2016 9:31 PM |
I need to find a hot bro like Bryce
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 9, 2016 9:41 PM |
I've personally never found him attractive
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 9, 2016 9:43 PM |
Harper makes Mama's mussy slicker than a spitball! I'd love to polish his bat and he can steal Mama's home base. Just slide in, baby!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 9, 2016 10:10 PM |
R71 Why do you talk like that?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 9, 2016 10:33 PM |
No. He thinks he's hot shit. that is a total turn off.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 9, 2016 10:59 PM |
It's a total turnon for many
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 10, 2016 1:01 AM |
R71, it's not 1968 anymore dude. Talk like a man
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 10, 2016 1:01 AM |
He has that weird mouth/chin thing going on where the chin juts out too much, makes him look like a hillbilly meth user . Plus he's a super dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 10, 2016 1:49 AM |
R72 , R76, are you new here ? Mama's Mussy is a DL classic , welcome back , Mama !
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 10, 2016 2:23 AM |
That is some Stud Strut he's doing in the OP. I bet the whole room can hear his balls clanging together as he walks.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 13, 2016 4:05 AM |
He was so cool at the ESPYs
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 14, 2016 12:57 PM |
Whenever the news does sports segments, he's always throwing a bitchfit and getting in a fight with somebody.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 28, 2016 1:44 PM |
JUST IN: Bryce Harper exits Nats' loss to Giants with minor neck injury
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 7, 2016 4:20 AM |
Ewww at the pic at R49. Is that... dirt or thousands of gross birthmarks?
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 7, 2016 4:25 AM |
The Nats are Balking at his demand for $400 million for deal extending beyond ten years
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 5, 2016 8:39 PM |
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Nationals slugger Bryce Harper and San Francisco reliever Hunter Strickland both landed punches to the head during a wild brawl that erupted Monday after a hit by pitch.
Harper was hit in the right hip by Strickland's 98 mph in the eighth inning with Washington ahead 2-0.
Harper pointed the bat toward Strickland, charged the mound and fired his batting helmet wide of the pitcher. They started to swing away and they each connected as the benches and bullpens emptied. At least two Giants players forcefully dragged Strickland from the middle of the brawl all the way into the dugout.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 30, 2017 12:54 AM |
There's nothing wrong with him the good hard forced gangbang can't cure.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 30, 2017 2:22 AM |
Hot and he knows it, flaunts it. And that's okay.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 30, 2017 4:01 AM |
I can pass on this one. He is a good baseball player.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 6, 2017 3:07 AM |
So much hot swag and testosterone
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 6, 2017 11:34 AM |
Oh, he's hot but I can smell the Axe body spray from here.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 6, 2017 1:02 PM |
Yuck! What is up with that jellyroll hairdo? Great body but would need a couple of paper bags over that face.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 6, 2017 9:47 PM |
Oh jeez the dad is hot as hell. He could wreck me
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 1, 2019 2:51 PM |
How does he compare to DL fave Anthony Recker?
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 1, 2019 3:00 PM |
He’s going to have an interesting time in Philly. But maybe a good match - rough fans, rough guy. But wouldn’t want to be the Phillies PR guy from the next 13 years. Attitude in Philly is a guaranteed hot mess.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 1, 2019 6:39 PM |
