Which one of you bitches has had him?

He is smoking hot!

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reply 43

September 3, 2020 7:13 PM

I want to see under the apron...

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reply 1

September 2, 2020 11:00 AM

Too many moles .. and his teefs aren't fucked up enough to signify a real bloke.

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reply 4

September 2, 2020 11:02 AM

He looks American to me with those teeth though, true, they're not BLEACHED like in America.

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reply 5

September 2, 2020 11:03 AM

He looks like Rachel Maddow.

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reply 6

September 2, 2020 11:10 AM

Here he is with Tom Daley. ;o)

I never realized that Tom was so adorable in person.

In the video, Matt seems to have quite a nice butt.

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reply 7

September 2, 2020 11:13 AM

When did British guys start having such nice bodies?

I always thought that they were supposed to be doughy.

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reply 8

September 2, 2020 11:20 AM

Is his apron open at the back? If so, I'd stick my face in his tight muscle ass and not come up for air until he'd finished hand-beating his egg whites stiff!

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reply 9

September 2, 2020 11:27 AM

His wife might have a problem with that, R9.

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reply 10

September 2, 2020 11:36 AM

Just Add lard!

He does seem like he should be either a Cockyboys type porn star or a Drag Race contestant. He’s half sexy and half odd looking.

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reply 11

September 2, 2020 11:38 AM

This queeny-looking twink ISN'T gay? He's even British!

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reply 12

September 2, 2020 11:39 AM

Lol R12.

I assumed he was gay as well, but he's just British.

He's adorable, though. Matt and Tom would make the perfect couple at R7.

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reply 13

September 2, 2020 11:42 AM

OP, your optometrist's office rang to remind that you are overdue for an eye exam.

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reply 14

September 2, 2020 11:44 AM

He's NOT gay? Why did you bother, OP?

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reply 15

September 2, 2020 11:46 AM

Not smoking hot, and straight (married to a female wife)... I'm not getting point of this post....

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reply 16

September 2, 2020 11:49 AM

Sorry, point of "this thread"....

Carry on..

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reply 17

September 2, 2020 11:50 AM

So sad.

The wife probably hated his gay following.

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reply 18

September 2, 2020 11:51 AM

In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'

Jeeze.

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reply 19

September 2, 2020 11:51 AM

[quote]In whose world is this guy 'smokin' hot?'

You're new here, right?

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reply 20

September 2, 2020 11:55 AM

For the record: this guy is NOT smoking hot. Smokin' hot he's not.

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reply 21

September 2, 2020 11:59 AM

What's that say about trusting a skinny cook? This guy can't do much baking.

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reply 22

September 2, 2020 12:02 PM

That video of his bedroom at R18 is strange.

For a pastry chef, he has horrible taste. What's that gray fur thing on the bed?

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reply 23

September 2, 2020 12:04 PM

Surely this guy knew that shirtless + baking = gay. So was he baiting the whole time, or do Brits not think shirtless baking is gay?

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reply 24

September 2, 2020 12:04 PM

I smell a lot of jealousy here.

#1) Because he has a beautiful body.

#2) Because he's friends with Tom Daley.

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reply 25

September 2, 2020 12:07 PM

Lol at R18.

So basically he didn't want to be a whore any more.

As Cristal Conors once said, "I'm getting a little too old for that whorey look."

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reply 26

September 2, 2020 12:11 PM

R25:

1. No, he has a twink body. I prefer muscled, fit man with hair.

2. Who?

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reply 27

September 2, 2020 12:17 PM

His wife? His WIFE? He has the gayest gayface that has ever gayed the screen.

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reply 28

September 2, 2020 12:29 PM

R27 me too, and this topless chef actually is gay:

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reply 29

September 2, 2020 3:52 PM

Did you say pastry chef or PASTY chef?

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reply 30

September 2, 2020 4:44 PM

Is his last name really add lard?

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reply 31

September 2, 2020 4:47 PM

Sounds like a Jewish name, R31.

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reply 32

September 2, 2020 5:12 PM

He's a frequent judge on the Food Network baking competition shows. He's obviously gay and closeted.

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reply 33

September 2, 2020 5:18 PM

He's British straight, which translates to bisexual in the U.S.

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reply 34

September 2, 2020 5:20 PM

That is such bull, R34.

British straight is the same as straight anywhere else in the world.

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reply 35

September 2, 2020 5:28 PM

He obviously doesn't eat his own cakes and pastries.

Call me old-fashioned, but the best chefs are FAT. Matt needs to do porn, baby.

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reply 36

September 2, 2020 5:30 PM

He has a great body and face, but the DL Mole Patrol will probably object to his many moles especially the black, visible neck mole. See R4.

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reply 37

September 3, 2020 3:38 AM

What's with the freaky mole obsession?

It doesn't take anything away from his handsome face and hot body.

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reply 38

September 3, 2020 6:17 AM

The Brits love their moles. Large enough and they are given names.

Poor Joel Wood on YT is birthing a twin on his nose.

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reply 39

September 3, 2020 7:51 AM

Too bulky for me and I don't need a mutant ninja turtle in my bed. MEH.

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reply 40

September 3, 2020 8:23 AM

I wonder if he might be bi?

Matt seems like he could be.

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reply 41

September 3, 2020 6:05 PM

Will look on Grindr later, but if he's a pastry chef, he's gonna have cold hands, isn't he?

So it's a no from me.

by Anonymous

reply 42

September 3, 2020 6:10 PM