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BJORK IS BACK BITCHES!

Writer Robert Guerrero

Fresh from Snatch Game, it's the Icelandic goddess with some fresh new beats.....

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by Anonymousreply 43October 7, 2022 8:45 AM

I can't tell the difference here!

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by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2022 2:18 PM

That is "trying too hard" personified.

by Anonymousreply 2September 6, 2022 3:24 PM

I like when she beat the fuck out of that Asian paparazzi that was trying to take photos of her and her baby.

by Anonymousreply 3September 6, 2022 4:17 PM

I love her but....

Is she doing a "let me hide my age with all this shit on my face" sort of thing?

Her skin looks smooth in that green dress segment but she also looks like she can barely move.

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2022 7:37 PM

Is she trolling us?

My go to comment about my formerly beloved Bjork is that Matthew Barney's pretentious contemporary art persona didn't do her any favors, and she got SUPER pretentious and weird, and in fact seems ruined beyond the ability to snap out of it.

I will say she still produces 30 seconds of sound here and there that are ravishing, particularly with live orchestras.

by Anonymousreply 5September 6, 2022 7:44 PM

Thanks OP. Love Bjork, and this sounds terrific!

by Anonymousreply 6September 6, 2022 7:45 PM

I love her but this looks and sounds like a parody of Bjork.

by Anonymousreply 7September 6, 2022 7:52 PM

Is she still singing about how she misses Matthew Barney's cock?

I would.

by Anonymousreply 8September 6, 2022 8:02 PM

A little Bjork goes a long way, unfortunately. I bought Medulla, but Vespertine was the last record I liked

by Anonymousreply 9September 6, 2022 11:27 PM

Meh. It sounds like… Bjork.

by Anonymousreply 12September 6, 2022 11:36 PM

[quote] singing about how she misses Matthew Barney's cock

Wouldn't you?

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by Anonymousreply 13September 6, 2022 11:51 PM

Matthew Barney has no lips.

A man with no lips usually has a less than beguiling penis.

by Anonymousreply 14September 6, 2022 11:53 PM

Love it. Apparently, she wrote and recorded the album during lockdown, and it features her son and her daughter and it deals with her losing her mother.

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by Anonymousreply 15September 7, 2022 12:08 AM

It's so wonderfully weird that it could be from a Star Wars Mos Eisley's Cantina After Dark set performance.

by Anonymousreply 16September 7, 2022 12:17 AM

[quote] Björk envisaged Fossora thus: “Let’s see what it’s like when you walk into this fantasy and, you know, have a lunch and farrrrt, and do normal things, like meet your friends.”

One of us!

by Anonymousreply 17September 7, 2022 12:25 AM

She should have retired back in the 90s. Like Madonna, she doesn’t know when to call it a day.

by Anonymousreply 18September 7, 2022 12:29 AM

Love Björk’s individuality, but after Homogenic I just don’t find her work very listenable. Nice for modern art installations, though.

by Anonymousreply 19September 7, 2022 12:39 AM

She’s been making the same fucking song for 20 years now.

by Anonymousreply 20September 7, 2022 12:41 AM

Her last good/listenable song....

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by Anonymousreply 21September 7, 2022 12:47 AM

And let's be honest...

Bjork is everything Lady Fuckface wishes she was.

Dancer In The Dark was a far better display of acting than that Star Is Born shit.

by Anonymousreply 22September 7, 2022 12:48 AM

No, R22, I don’t think Gaga wishes she was Bjork. Gaga is mainstream pop. There’s no comparison to be made between the two.

by Anonymousreply 23September 7, 2022 1:23 AM

OP, I wasn't sure at first, but after a few listens, I'm kinda getting into it. I haven't loved an album of hers from start to finish since 2007's Volta, but I've liked several songs from the last few albums. Look forward to hearing more!

by Anonymousreply 24September 7, 2022 1:36 AM

Re: the lyrics - Mama don’t preach

by Anonymousreply 25September 7, 2022 12:16 PM

I wish she'd make more music like this.

This whole album is etched on my soul.

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by Anonymousreply 27September 7, 2022 2:21 PM

Björk was always eager to add discord or disharmony in her music (like those scratchy beats in Homogenic). She reminds me of that premise where artists first have to show they have mastered the basics and then deliver some crazy shit, turning whatever the public knows about art on its head in order to be considered credible and innovative. I mean, if she presented her later work right from the start, people would've dismissed her as some dilettante poser who doesn't know what she's doing.

by Anonymousreply 28September 7, 2022 2:59 PM

R21, clean out your ears. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 29September 7, 2022 5:10 PM

R22, Gaga doesn’t wish to be Bjork? Are you retarded?

by Anonymousreply 30September 7, 2022 5:10 PM

Bjork’s first three albums are terrific. It should have ended there.

by Anonymousreply 31September 7, 2022 5:11 PM

I said right in my post I would, R13! Are you blind?

If Matthew Barney left me, I'd write about nothing else than losing access to his cock and this hole:

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by Anonymousreply 32September 8, 2022 3:48 AM

Matthew Barney has a tiny cock. He showed it. Embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 33September 8, 2022 4:10 AM

Bjork was so dick-whipped that her Pagan Poetry video had her sucking Matthew Barney's cock and getting fucked by him.

The background shapes are largely silhouettes of her slobbing on his knob and taking it in her holes.

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by Anonymousreply 34September 8, 2022 4:16 AM

Truly another Madonna situation, unfortunately. It's sad to see these talented women refusing to age with any semblance of grace. Kate Bush might have gotten fat, and her later works were not quite as brilliant as her peak years, but she focused on her music instead of clinging to the leotards of years past

by Anonymousreply 35September 8, 2022 4:30 AM

She should have directed Rings of Power.

by Anonymousreply 36September 8, 2022 5:34 AM

Her podcast has released clips, talking about her albums, from Debut to Medúlla.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2022 5:31 PM

The personification of pretentious Eurotrash, totally insufferable delusional troll

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2022 6:00 PM

The video of Ancestress is crazy good.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 28, 2022 11:46 AM

This is a good song I forgot about

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by Anonymousreply 40October 7, 2022 5:40 AM

Björk sounds like fingernails on a blackboard.

by Anonymousreply 43October 7, 2022 8:45 AM