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Bill Gates is Now a Fat Pig

Writer William Jenkins

No wonder his wife is divorcing him. I wouldn't fuck that for less than 50 billion.

by Anonymousreply 1May 23, 2021 8:22 PM

More cushion for the pushin'.

by Anonymousreply 2May 23, 2021 8:31 PM

[QUOTE] No wonder his wife is divorcing him. I wouldn't fuck that for less than 50 billion.

Please. He can give me $50,000 and I’ll tear that saggy ass up.

by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2021 8:33 PM

That's both fatty liver and insulin resistance right there. So much for his intelligence...

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2021 8:37 PM

R1 Thankfully I ha e no such demands

by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2021 8:43 PM

You'd think he'd be able to afford a good gynecomastia surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2021 8:46 PM

More like Bill Eats, amirite?

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2021 8:56 PM

Well he either eats at 5 star restaurants every night or stuffs himself with Doritos and burgers. I'd go with the Doritos and burgers. The richness of great food gets boring after a while.

by Anonymousreply 11May 23, 2021 9:11 PM

He went to Nobu in midtown with his daughter and her bf.

by Anonymousreply 12May 23, 2021 9:28 PM

Hey, nobody's perfect, he probably gained 20 pounds during the pandemic.

He's wearing dress socks with track shoes!

by Anonymousreply 13May 23, 2021 9:29 PM

He is sort of cute when he smiles.

by Anonymousreply 14May 23, 2021 9:44 PM

How awful! Now no woman will ever be attracted to him--all he had going for him was his body.

by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2021 9:46 PM

The richest guy in the world should look better, which proves there are no secret drugs, elixirs or miracle cures at any price for getting old and fat. I think he misses his BFF Jeffery Epstein

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2021 9:50 PM

Apparently, he's gotten so fat that he can't get his wedding ring off.

by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2021 9:51 PM

He needs to double Spanx that fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2021 9:53 PM

OP is a sad money grubbing bitch. He's wealthier and wiser than you will ever be in your entire pathetic life.

by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2021 9:55 PM

I don't understand why if you're a billionaire you're not surrounded by a team of top notch personal chefs, trainers, nutritionists, dermatologists, dentists, etc to ensure you always look like perfection. The cost to a billionaire would be immaterial.

by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2021 9:59 PM

OP is some overly tattooed bitch who never even made it past high school, and is 46 sliding down stripper polls on 50 cent wing night.

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2021 10:01 PM

[quote]I don't understand why if you're a billionaire you're not surrounded by a team of top notch personal chefs, trainers, nutritionists, dermatologists, dentists, etc to ensure you always look like perfection.

Why would you ever possibly need to look like that if you're already a billionaire?

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2021 10:02 PM

R22 to push yourself to look as best as your genetics allow and be in the healthiest shape possible?

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2021 10:05 PM

R22 So you can perhaps live a longer and healthier life and enjoy your money for more years.

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2021 10:06 PM

That excess belly fat alone increases his risk of premature death.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2021 10:10 PM

Serves him right for inventing Outlook.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2021 10:12 PM

I sense a lot of straight middle aged women sulking because they didn't get half of his money. And they never will.

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2021 10:13 PM

[quote] [R22] to push yourself to look as best as your genetics allow

Again, why? If you're a billionaire, who gives a shit what you look like? You're going to be able to fuck whomever you want.

by Anonymousreply 28May 23, 2021 10:15 PM

Hey, Gates, eat your heart out...

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by Anonymousreply 29May 23, 2021 10:15 PM

Ya think Gates is concerned about what went on at the Epstein townhouse with all those cameras?

by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2021 10:16 PM

Well, he never was what you would call a sex symbol. He never had good looks to being with, so it really doesn't matter if he's gained weight. And for Christ's sake, he's 65! Do you expect him to be ripped at that age? Anyway, it doesn't matter what he looks like. He will always attract the attention of women, because he's Bill Gates, the billionaire. They'd go after him if he weighed 300 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2021 10:21 PM

[quote]Ya think Gates is concerned about what went on at the Epstein townhouse with all those cameras?

I am thankful every day that I don't like skinny or young twinks and that my tastes run toward big muscular guys with solid builds - I would take Superman Cavill to Count of Monte Cristo Cavill all day long.

by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2021 10:23 PM

He's such a dad with those black dress socks and sneakers. I love the fact that he doesn't give a shit and chooses comfort over style. I guess that's what billionaires can do.

by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2021 10:30 PM

Let's tally up all the straight white women women his age who are hugely obese fat cows. Crickets.

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2021 10:42 PM

R28 Serac was a trillionaire in Westworld and still managed to look good despite his age. Regardless of your income, you should strive to present yourself in the best possible way.

Your type lazy, like you just roll out of bed, not shower, and still expect people to go down on you R28.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2021 10:45 PM

He was on his way to check out the babes at a nearby elementary school.

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2021 10:59 PM

The guy in R36 looks like a vampire. You get to a certain age and fat is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2021 11:05 PM

[quote] Your type lazy, like you just roll out of bed,

[italic]I'm[/italic] the one who types lazy?

Oh, honey.

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2021 11:08 PM

Someone should introduce him to kaftans .. or at least a stylish pair of suspenders to avoid the belly hanging over the belt.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2021 11:13 PM

Most old straight guys get a huge belly. It’s disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2021 11:17 PM

Time to toss the knit shirts for solid weave shirts with the sleeves rolled up. He is now way too chubby to wear knits and I wouldn't touch his ugly ass anyway.

by Anonymousreply 42May 24, 2021 12:50 AM

Mr. Gates: please don't send more computers, we just want your lunch.

by Anonymousreply 45May 24, 2021 1:08 AM

R36– just how mentally ill are you if you cannot tell the difference between real life and a fictitious TH show?

by Anonymousreply 46May 24, 2021 3:05 AM

same, Mel. a billionaire can not be unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 47May 24, 2021 3:16 AM

He does appear to be in his 3rd trimester.

by Anonymousreply 48May 24, 2021 11:16 AM

Yall gonna turn bill into an instaho with the constant talk of his expanding midsection. Watch him start going to the gym so he can outsexy bezos.

by Anonymousreply 49May 24, 2021 11:21 AM

" He looks perfect. —Melania"

Like a billion bucks

by Anonymousreply 50May 24, 2021 11:24 AM

He has something Bezos with all the money in the world cannot buy. His own real hair. Gates can lose weight and get fit. Bezos cannot do a damn thing.

by Anonymousreply 51May 24, 2021 12:56 PM

R51- Bezos was once SLIGHTLY cute.

Gates NEVER looked good at all.

by Anonymousreply 52May 24, 2021 1:06 PM

R16- Bill Gates is EXTREMELY rich but he's NOT the richest person in the world, Jeff Bezos is worth about $70 billion more than Gates.

by Anonymousreply 53May 24, 2021 1:08 PM

He can get as fat as he wants. He’s beautiful the way he donates his billions yearly.

by Anonymousreply 54May 24, 2021 1:09 PM

R54- He feels SO GOOD about giving away billions to help children in Africa but it's billions he NEVER should have been allowed to accumulate to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 55May 24, 2021 1:28 PM

Behold the apex of wealthy, male privilege.

r22 is wise.

And r22 and r23, yes, you get to scold and lecture on what somebody else should be doing according to your standards.

Measure every bite, calorie and portion, Work-out. To you, that's living.

To you.

by Anonymousreply 56May 24, 2021 1:42 PM

My guess is that the Gates foundation will lose most of its funding after the divorce. His wife was pushing the philanthropy to try to rehabilitate the family image. Gates is borderline psychotic and doesn't care what people think.

Those who think Gates is some huge humanitarian should read about how he screwed Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen out of billions, while Allen was in the hospital being treated for cancer.

by Anonymousreply 58May 24, 2021 2:18 PM

"He has something Bezos with all the money in the world cannot buy. His own real hair"

Hair?

Who's your daddy?

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by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2021 2:33 PM

Well, let's be honest here, the whole saga is a hitjob and it's not coming from nowhere, you all should still remember Bill Gates was specifically targeted by certain groups of people and followers since last year, and finally his time was up now.

by Anonymousreply 60May 25, 2021 4:58 AM

I’d still fuck him. I’d fuck him hard.

by Anonymousreply 61May 25, 2021 10:27 AM

I wonder if Bill G is going to live like Paul Allen now, aka sad and forever alone

by Anonymousreply 62June 18, 2021 9:07 PM

What's his life expectancy?

by Anonymousreply 63June 18, 2021 10:08 PM

[quote]And for Christ's sake, he's 65! Do you expect him to be ripped at that age?

Bitch, please - I'm 60!

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by Anonymousreply 64June 18, 2021 10:13 PM

R62 wait no ho can snag him now that he is about to be single. I am sure every straight woman needs a very rich man. If he ends up alone then that means he is impossible to be around.

by Anonymousreply 65June 18, 2021 11:59 PM