Best Howard Stern bits
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Ham Hands skit about Robin’s dad molesting her, as recounted in her autobiography, is hilarious.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 21, 2023 2:51 PM |
Why the hell did she put up with this?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 9, 2023 5:22 PM |
Robin didn't mention the Ham Hands bit in her book. It happened long after the book was published.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2023 5:22 PM |
If I had pearls I'd clutch them.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2023 5:35 PM |
R2 she did mention the molesting though, which happened before the Ham Hands song and before your post…
Read OP again
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 9, 2023 5:35 PM |
Howard's divorce roast from 2005. Wood Yi murdered it with one line.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2023 7:07 PM |
Robin never shuts up about her molester father. As Joan Rivers and Gilbert Gottfried said in 2009: "She's lucky he paid her any attention at all!"
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2023 7:57 PM |
Anything Howard Stern related is death.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 9, 2023 10:16 PM |
Staff fights are the best, whatever the cause. Tormenting Fred about Cookiepuss, mocking Jackie and his ex-wife for their homes and mail-order business. The time Sal was supposed to apologize to Howard's wife for ripping her during a roast and instead he made horse noises. Hurricane Sandy resulted in days of great arguments, as did the narcissism test.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2023 10:33 PM |
the bridge jumper call is a great moment to me, not over the top, i like stern when it's more of a "light" listen.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 9, 2023 10:37 PM |
I can't find a complete account of the Scott the Engineer anal sex saga, which went on for a week or two, but they offered him a big payout if he would bottom for a porn star on Pay-Per-View. His wife okayed it because she wanted to redo their kitchen, but the plan fell apart.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 9, 2023 10:40 PM |
Her laughing off the abuse inspired me. I always thought it was a good way for her to deal with her molestation. She can laugh about it. Says a lot about her spirit.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 9, 2023 10:43 PM |
At 1:52:20
On 9/11 Howard and the gang stayed on the air long past their regular shift to provide strength and comfort to NYers except...KC...strong virile masculine KC. He had to get out of there. Jump to 9/13/2001...KC returns and Robin and Stuttering John rip him apart. Its funny as hell.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 10, 2023 12:47 AM |
Here is the entire 6:22 uncut 9/11 broadcast. Its really Stern at his best.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 10, 2023 12:49 AM |
She’s a piece of shit like her dad and howard
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 10, 2023 1:01 AM |
Richard Christy was back home in Kansas visiting and went to Pizza Hut and saw 2 fat women.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 10, 2023 1:17 AM |
Sarah Hughes's aunt called in after she won the Olympics in 2002. Bad idea.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 10, 2023 3:02 AM |
R13 that’s the ultimate 9/11 time capsule, not the talking heads like ABC etc.
Howard, Robin, and normal folks discussing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 10, 2023 3:29 AM |
Wow, people really are getting sick of all the Ronnie Mund focus all the time.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 21, 2023 11:59 PM |
Opie & Anthony surpassed Stern, and The Bonfire & CumTown in their turn surpassed O&A.
I have never laughed harder, more darkly or with more guilt than at the Bonfire breakdown of the 2 Coreys biopic. I was sobbing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 22, 2023 12:32 AM |
I thought that was terrible
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 22, 2023 12:36 AM |
Howard was attacked by Maury Povich when Sandy Allen went on his talk show over the personal questions Stern had asked her but at the end of this show it reveals that Sandy took it all with a grain of salt. She even repeated that statement in her book.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 22, 2023 1:07 AM |
Remember Martha Rae’s husband Mark Harris? I was driving someone to the airport when they played one of his songs. It looked like my friend and I were crying at the drop off, but we were laughing so hard we couldn’t talk.
Also, the Ed McMahon audio book edit is a triumph.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 22, 2023 1:11 AM |
Howard Stern's smallest dick contest was pretty damn good. And it didn't see humiliating for the guys willing to show their micro nubs.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 22, 2023 1:57 AM |
I'm this close to stop listening to Stern forever.
During his interview today with Pink, all he asked her was "were you mad at your father? Were you mad at your mother?"
Then he asked her drummer, whose parents are both dead "Were they supportive of your career".
We get it Howard, you hate your parents, particularly your father. Not everyone in the world does. As this point, he should be paying us to listen to him whine about what a shitty childhood he had.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 22, 2023 6:15 PM |
I think Rae is staying alive just to torment him.
It is funny to see the fans turning on Scoresman now. Should have just enjoyed his retirement in Vegas instead of wearing out his welcome.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 22, 2023 7:22 PM |
Richard Christy calling religious show to promote the family-friendly "Peanuts Movie," except calling it the Penis Movie to get the word "penis" in as many times as possible. Blamed it on his accent.
"I've been a penis fan since I was a kid..."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 22, 2023 9:07 PM |
I wonder whatever happened to the serial killer that called in once.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 5, 2023 1:32 PM |
I think HS is hands down one of the best interviewers in the business. I've listened to him for years - sometimes the humor isn't for me and I change the channel - but typically I really enjoy it - especially the interviews and when he talks about music with Gary, who has so much knowledge.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 7, 2023 7:47 PM |
Couple of reasons why he is the best interviewer, he has very good research staff, but he also has plenty of time to actually get into a conversation whereas the other shows only have them for five minutes or so
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 7, 2023 8:20 PM |
The Blue Iris prank phone call to some random hick woman kills me every time.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 7, 2023 9:27 PM |
I know I'm in the minority but I've always found it funny when he pretends to be his mom.
"The doctor said he had a smiling face....like a mongoloid! EHHHHHHHHHHH"
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 8, 2023 2:14 PM |
The Mark Harris years were the absolute best. I downloaded several of them from YouTube and will listen from time to time. So good.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 8, 2023 2:22 PM |
Christ this show is so fucking lame.
Of course Ronnie Mund is on right now acting pissed off doing his shitty Paul Teutel Sr impersonation.
I wish this old twat would just croak so Stern would have to come up with new material.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 5, 2023 12:40 PM |
Howard seems like an old fashioned format now. Everyone seems old. Maybe it's time to call it a day.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 5, 2023 1:04 PM |
Hands down, Chinese Confusion - brilliant
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 21, 2023 12:36 AM |
The “angry political guy’ calls with Richard and Sal -or the Tradio series….the best
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 21, 2023 12:44 AM |
Crazy and later Angry Alice was the best!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 21, 2023 1:05 AM |
My favorite when they prank Crazy Alice and threaten to take away her radio. This is where the famous "who dis?" originated
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 21, 2023 1:17 AM |
Hillary Clinton being interviewed after she lost the election and agreeing to ride the dildo machine was brilliant. If she had done it sooner, it would have changed the course of history.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 21, 2023 2:51 PM |