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BEHOLD: GIRTHMASTERR Ultra Thick DONG

Writer Christopher Lucas

Girthmasterr vent viral in the last few days on Twitter

The Twitter link is NOT paywalled for a PHONE browser

You are welcome

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by Anonymousreply 30April 27, 2024 2:06 PM

Our dear GIRTHMASTERR interview

Hot bro

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by Anonymousreply 1April 24, 2024 2:19 PM

Built like an actual man.

by Anonymousreply 2April 24, 2024 3:38 PM

Another interview. He sounds rather nice, considering. And stable.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 24, 2024 3:51 PM

[quote]It wasn’t until a few years ago, when a woman he was dating

Ugh. NEXT.

by Anonymousreply 4April 24, 2024 4:51 PM

R3 is an example of why straight men are more attractive than the average fag.

Easy unaffected masculinity is always preferable to faggy bitchy tense effeminacy

by Anonymousreply 5April 24, 2024 5:05 PM

You must not attract anyone worth dealing with.

by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2024 3:51 AM

R5- Just look for Straight ACTING gay guys. I used to see and hear plenty of them in the bars ca. 1995 in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2024 3:53 AM

🚨 Axe 🚨wound 🚨ALERT 🚨

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2024 12:53 PM

I think the girth is around, that’s pretty darn thick.

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2024 12:55 PM

R5 = the typing of a hissing old queen. Is this you, hun?

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by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2024 8:31 PM

You gurls scram...He's mine. Can you even imagine?

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2024 2:24 AM

Even straight men bend for him!

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2024 2:46 AM

What's his real name? He looks like those Russian Muslims from Krakhistan.

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2024 3:52 AM

[quote]Can you even imagine?

Yes. Been on similar dicks in the past. Unfortunately I am no longer a twink.

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2024 4:01 AM

It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.

by Anonymousreply 19April 26, 2024 6:00 AM

He's hot! And generally I don't think of gingers as hot, but that's a nice cock.

Too big for my hole though.

by Anonymousreply 20April 26, 2024 8:12 AM

I hate that this guy is getting so much press because his Onlyfans is a scam.

by Anonymousreply 21April 26, 2024 9:33 AM

How is his Onlyfans a scam?

by Anonymousreply 22April 26, 2024 11:05 AM

[quote]It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.

Yeah, my last bf was girthier than this guy. And thankfully, a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 23April 26, 2024 11:32 AM

What's wrong with his OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 24April 26, 2024 1:56 PM

He won the Triple Crown: you rearely get face, body and cock all in one package.

by Anonymousreply 25April 26, 2024 4:49 PM

His OF is just a bunch of PPV previews hidden behind a paywall. Hugely disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2024 5:10 AM

Also his OF vids with females almost never show his face, so the fact that he has a handsome one is irrelevant and lost.

by Anonymousreply 27April 27, 2024 5:17 AM

He seems like a big goofy nerd. I bet his main fans are bi guys.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 27, 2024 12:38 PM

My butt is a delicate and precious elixir filled rosebud.

I would never allow that thing near it.

I would need an operation- probably multiple reconstructive surgeries!

Your bootie nuggets at DL must be worn, torn, and SHORN!

by Anonymousreply 29April 27, 2024 1:52 PM

You need to learn to relax.

by Anonymousreply 30April 27, 2024 2:06 PM