BEHOLD: GIRTHMASTERR Ultra Thick DONG
Christopher Lucas
Girthmasterr vent viral in the last few days on Twitter
The Twitter link is NOT paywalled for a PHONE browser
You are welcome
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 27, 2024 2:06 PM |
Our dear GIRTHMASTERR interview
Hot bro
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 24, 2024 2:19 PM |
Built like an actual man.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 24, 2024 3:38 PM |
Another interview. He sounds rather nice, considering. And stable.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 24, 2024 3:51 PM |
[quote]It wasn’t until a few years ago, when a woman he was dating
Ugh. NEXT.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 24, 2024 4:51 PM |
R3 is an example of why straight men are more attractive than the average fag.
Easy unaffected masculinity is always preferable to faggy bitchy tense effeminacy
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 24, 2024 5:05 PM |
You must not attract anyone worth dealing with.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 25, 2024 3:51 AM |
R5- Just look for Straight ACTING gay guys. I used to see and hear plenty of them in the bars ca. 1995 in NYC.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 25, 2024 3:53 AM |
🚨 Axe 🚨wound 🚨ALERT 🚨
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 25, 2024 12:53 PM |
I think the girth is around, that’s pretty darn thick.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 25, 2024 12:55 PM |
R5 = the typing of a hissing old queen. Is this you, hun?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2024 8:31 PM |
You gurls scram...He's mine. Can you even imagine?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 26, 2024 2:24 AM |
Even straight men bend for him!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 26, 2024 2:46 AM |
What's his real name? He looks like those Russian Muslims from Krakhistan.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 26, 2024 3:52 AM |
[quote]Can you even imagine?
Yes. Been on similar dicks in the past. Unfortunately I am no longer a twink.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 26, 2024 4:01 AM |
It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 26, 2024 6:00 AM |
He's hot! And generally I don't think of gingers as hot, but that's a nice cock.
Too big for my hole though.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 26, 2024 8:12 AM |
I hate that this guy is getting so much press because his Onlyfans is a scam.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 26, 2024 9:33 AM |
How is his Onlyfans a scam?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 26, 2024 11:05 AM |
[quote]It's a nice dick, but I'm spoiled by a partner with a better, girthier one.
Yeah, my last bf was girthier than this guy. And thankfully, a bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 26, 2024 11:32 AM |
What's wrong with his OnlyFans?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 26, 2024 1:56 PM |
He won the Triple Crown: you rearely get face, body and cock all in one package.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 26, 2024 4:49 PM |
His OF is just a bunch of PPV previews hidden behind a paywall. Hugely disappointing.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 27, 2024 5:10 AM |
Also his OF vids with females almost never show his face, so the fact that he has a handsome one is irrelevant and lost.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 27, 2024 5:17 AM |
He seems like a big goofy nerd. I bet his main fans are bi guys.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 27, 2024 12:38 PM |
My butt is a delicate and precious elixir filled rosebud.
I would never allow that thing near it.
I would need an operation- probably multiple reconstructive surgeries!
Your bootie nuggets at DL must be worn, torn, and SHORN!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 27, 2024 1:52 PM |
You need to learn to relax.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 27, 2024 2:06 PM |