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reply 19

December 15, 2021 12:50 PM

How do you get the stench of Lisa Bonet off him?

by Anonymous

reply 2

December 14, 2021 9:48 PM

There's no way he isn't huge.

by Anonymous

reply 3

December 14, 2021 9:48 PM

Alice) What's a matter?

Ralph) I got a stomach ache

Alice) My, that is a big problem

by Anonymous

reply 4

December 14, 2021 10:14 PM

It cracks me up the way that the DM mentions that he went shirtless in the water. Unless you’re surfing and wearing a rashie, who (if you’re a male) swims wearing anything more?

And Jason isn’t surfing, he’s SUP boarding, which is much easier to pick up.

by Anonymous

reply 5

December 14, 2021 10:27 PM

R3 He's half asian so I doubt he's hung, if he were everyone would know by now.

by Anonymous

reply 6

December 14, 2021 10:41 PM

I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymous

reply 7

December 14, 2021 10:43 PM

He's not fat but you can just tell he's not into salads.

by Anonymous

reply 8

December 14, 2021 11:16 PM

Fat, thin: what's the difference? You just change your weight, and accept type-2 diabetes.

by Anonymous

reply 9

December 14, 2021 11:17 PM

I don't get the love for this guy. He looks like a crumb-filled bearded hipster with tribal tattoos. He doesn't do anything for me.

by Anonymous

reply 10

December 14, 2021 11:18 PM

Well, he looks terrible now. but when he's in shape he looks gorgeous.

by Anonymous

reply 11

December 15, 2021 12:37 AM

I generally go for the big, beefy and dumb guys, but he's got a malicious streak in him that's a real turnoff.

by Anonymous

reply 14

December 15, 2021 9:40 AM

I hate the beard.

And he always looks smelly.

[quote] He's half asian so I doubt he's hung

He's not asian at all.

by Anonymous

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December 15, 2021 10:09 AM

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reply 17

December 15, 2021 10:13 AM

He's mixed race, some Native Hawaiian and some Native American.

by Anonymous

reply 18

December 15, 2021 10:28 AM

His home state where safety razors have flown off the shelves. Pap poseur.

by Anonymous

reply 19

December 15, 2021 12:50 PM