What's your most awkward cruising story?

by Anonymous

reply 19

March 29, 2022 5:19 PM

Many years ago...I had an apartment and there was no laundry there. Cruised by some man at the local laudrymat. We decided to go back to his place and when we got there I asked if he had any diseases (used to ask that of people). Answer: "just HIV but I have a low viral load". I got cold feet and excused myself and left.

by Anonymous

reply 1

March 29, 2022 8:42 AM

I cruised the park in San Francisco with my friends. I got a phone call whilst a portly hairy man was trying to give me a hand job.

by Anonymous

reply 2

March 29, 2022 8:44 AM

I was giving out handies in the men’s room at the 2008 Golden Globes.

Oh, AWKWARD stories? I thought you said AWARD stories!!

by Anonymous

reply 3

March 29, 2022 9:02 AM

Friend of mine cruised a boyish lesbian in the Ramble by mistake. Awkward!

by Anonymous

reply 4

March 29, 2022 9:06 AM

What would a lesbian be doing in the Ramble? Camping?

by Anonymous

reply 5

March 29, 2022 12:52 PM

R1 You’re an awkward embarrassment and that guy had a lucky break

I hope he pissed in your laundry

by Anonymous

reply 6

March 29, 2022 12:55 PM

Sucking someone off in the park in a hidden spot and the guy yelling at someone who stopped to watch, "Move it along you cock blocking old ghoul!"

by Anonymous

reply 7

March 29, 2022 1:17 PM

I thought some guy was cruising me. I followed him, from a distance, to what seemed like his apartment down the block. When he turned, he looked at me in surprise and yelped, "You're not the guy!"

by Anonymous

reply 8

March 29, 2022 1:20 PM

[quote]Awkward Cruising Stories

No details, but it involved Oceania, a roll of toilet paper and a hamburger bun.

by Anonymous

reply 9

March 29, 2022 1:22 PM

Annoying pervert reaching under the divider to grope my shoe while another guy sucked me

by Anonymous

reply 10

March 29, 2022 1:24 PM

People who cruise are disgusting. Worse than animals. I swear there is no decency left. Lock people up caught cruising for 20 years in prison. You’ll have the pick of the crop to cruise there perverts.

by Anonymous

reply 11

March 29, 2022 1:27 PM

R11 at the cruising ground:

Offsite Link

by Anonymous

reply 12

March 29, 2022 1:39 PM

Do gays even cruise any more? With the reliance on apps, I just assume no one does it any more.

by Anonymous

reply 13

March 29, 2022 1:59 PM

Cruising is the best way to find hot “str8” guys who don’t want to waste their time on gay-ass apps R13

by Anonymous

reply 14

March 29, 2022 2:16 PM

R5 she was birdwatching, Rose.

by Anonymous

reply 15

March 29, 2022 3:06 PM

I don't have any, but a friend told me a guy he knew pretty much had a nervous breakdown after he discovered he'd given a blowjob to his half-brother while cruising in a local park at night.

by Anonymous

reply 16

March 29, 2022 3:18 PM

[quote]a friend told me a guy he knew pretty much had a nervous breakdown after he discovered he'd given a blowjob to his half-brother while cruising in a local park at night.

Could have been worse. At least it wasn’t his full brother.

by Anonymous

reply 18

March 29, 2022 5:02 PM

My high school science teacher blew me down by the river when I was just coming out. I don't think he knew it was me, but when he was done, I said, "Thank you Mr Osegueda!" He just about died.

by Anonymous

reply 19

March 29, 2022 5:19 PM