Just in time for vacation planning.

Average penis sizes by country:

Republic of Congo 7.1

Ecuador 7

Ghana 6.8

Colombia 6.7

Iceland 6.5

Italy 6.2

South Africa 6

Sweden 5.9

Greece 5.8

Germany 5.7

New Zealand 5.5

UK 5.5

Canada 5.5

Spain 5.5

France 5.3

Australia 5.2

Russia 5.2

USA 5.1

Ireland 5

Romania 5

China 4.3

India 4

Thailand 4

South Korea 3.8

North Korea 3.8

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reply 33

February 20, 2018 5:13 AM

Ecuador sounds perfect for me. I like Latinos and big dicks.

by Anonymous

reply 1

February 18, 2018 10:10 AM

Also I blame Ireland for America's rating being so small, considering that 50 percent of Americans have Irish ancestry.

by Anonymous

reply 2

February 18, 2018 10:16 AM

[quote]claims research published in the scientific journal Personality and Individual Differences

Literally the shittiest journal in the entire field & an embarrassment to read. It's mostly full of Chinese submissions in Engrish and other school "professors" that you've never heard of.

[quote] [Another academic in the field] told the The Sunday Times: “This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology and Lynn’s paper should not have been published."

Hmm... no methodology!? So what happened? They just made this up? Well - almost...

[quote]Prof Lynn said that the study was mainly based on information taken from a website that collected data on penis length, but he admitted the website was not verified by other academics.

(the above quote was from the source linked here)

I have a 18" dick and live in the Isle of Man. How's that gonna affect the data set...that you can't verify at allb?

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reply 3

February 18, 2018 10:33 AM

You do realize all of these dick length "studies" are self-reported AKA bullshit, right?

by Anonymous

reply 4

February 18, 2018 10:37 AM

There are some studies by urologists that are more reliable, but the self-reports are absurd.

by Anonymous

reply 5

February 18, 2018 11:02 AM

People posting to discredit the studies obviously live in the small penis countries.

by Anonymous

reply 6

February 18, 2018 11:04 AM

People posting garbage studies obviously have small IQs.

by Anonymous

reply 7

February 18, 2018 11:07 AM

OMG! My father was 100% Swedish and I measure just short of six inches!

by Anonymous

reply 8

February 18, 2018 11:07 AM

How big was your mom's dick?

by Anonymous

reply 9

February 18, 2018 11:09 AM

^^^ If anything, I may have inherited my moobs from my mom.

by Anonymous

reply 10

February 18, 2018 11:18 AM

I inherited my excessive body hair from my mom's side. My dad's side is not like this. So, I assume you can inherit a big ol' cock from your mom too. I'm sure I can google it and find what gene it's on but I am too lazy right now.

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reply 11

February 18, 2018 11:37 AM

I never really understand this obsession about AVERAGE and trying to find out which country is better than the other. All I want is a nice, juicy cock in my mouth or up my ass (or having one in my mouth and another one in my ass at the same time!).

by Anonymous

reply 12

February 18, 2018 11:42 AM

Mary r12, Craigslist and grindr work everywhere. Your dreams will come true!

by Anonymous

reply 13

February 18, 2018 11:43 AM

^^^ I was assuming it was on the “Y” chromosome because that’s what determines male gender, but I don’t know if penis size could be influenced by other chromosomes. Maybe it would help if we did a poll here asking if DLers’ cocks look more like their father’s or maternal uncle’s or grandfather’s…

by Anonymous

reply 14

February 18, 2018 11:48 AM

How did they ever find out the average cock size in NK?

Sorry but I'll never understand the obsession with cock size. Then again straights that are too big have massive problems . . . like getting rejected especially for certain sexual acts. Yes I've known some personally who've (politely) complained.

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reply 15

February 18, 2018 11:54 AM

I would like to see the entire list.

by Anonymous

reply 16

February 18, 2018 11:58 AM

R16, if you meant to individually inspect each peen on the entire list, let me know where I can do it with you.

I need to verify this list is accurate.

by Anonymous

reply 17

February 18, 2018 12:01 PM

I'm Russian. How many centimeters are those 5.5? We've got another metric system.

by Anonymous

reply 18

February 18, 2018 12:04 PM

Given how so many countries are now multi-cultural, the survey is kind of meaningless.

by Anonymous

reply 19

February 18, 2018 12:07 PM

Apparently not, r19, because it's country-based and not racial-based.

by Anonymous

reply 20

February 18, 2018 12:45 PM

I'd like to know whose the person that's been going around ther world measuring all those penises.

by Anonymous

reply 21

February 18, 2018 1:21 PM

Around the World In 80 Dicks

by Anonymous

reply 22

February 18, 2018 1:34 PM

Hey, R21, that was me that measured all those peens. Wanna see my documentation?

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reply 23

February 18, 2018 1:38 PM

Around the world dong researchers.

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reply 24

February 18, 2018 2:06 PM

Lots of angry Asians in this thread

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reply 25

February 18, 2018 5:51 PM

"North Korea 3.8"

He must be Kim Jong-un-happy.

by Anonymous

reply 26

February 18, 2018 5:57 PM

I've been telling you people for years...the average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

by Anonymous

reply 27

February 18, 2018 8:13 PM

Verificatia of global sizemeat?

by Anonymous

reply 28

February 18, 2018 10:18 PM

Wasn’t expecting Sweden to be such a disappointment.

by Anonymous

reply 29

February 18, 2018 10:59 PM

How long are the in Micronesia ?

by Anonymous

reply 30

February 18, 2018 11:36 PM

[quote]Maybe it would help if we did a poll here asking if DLers’ cocks look more like their father’s or maternal uncle’s or grandfather’s…

Don’t forget their nephew’s.

by Anonymous

reply 31

February 19, 2018 6:49 AM

[quote]I've been telling you people for years...the average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

I've always thought it was 6 inches.

by Anonymous

reply 32

February 20, 2018 1:36 AM

R24 - Actually, most women find 'dongs' kinda icky. It's only gay men that get that 'feeling' in their groin when seeing a penis. Women merely tolerate them, and would hardly do a world pilgrimage to measure them. But, I understand that SNL would never use gay men for this skit.

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reply 33

February 20, 2018 5:13 AM