Anna Wintour's face.
William Jenkins 
Did you read her letter to staff? Why bother if she's not going to quit and let some gorgeous black sister take over. Also, she's several hundred years old so the face looks good.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 10, 2020 1:55 PM |
She looks like Robert Blake in a wig..
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 10, 2020 2:01 PM |
She’s getting the face she deserves.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 10, 2020 2:09 PM |
She has been and will always be my closest friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 10, 2020 2:12 PM |
"YOU! I need a fluffier wig, one that goes around my chin and covers my neck. And tell Gucci to make the sunglasses TWICE as large. And step on it, you monument to indolence!"
-- Anna, seeing this pic
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 10, 2020 2:12 PM |
I always find it odd that someone who is supposedly the face of the latest in fashion resorts to wearing the same costume (the Anna wig and sunglasses) every day.
There is something tedious, lazy -- and silly -- about that.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 10, 2020 2:18 PM |
I never noticed her rather large nose.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 10, 2020 2:22 PM |
She's clearly the queen of resting bitch-face.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 10, 2020 2:25 PM |
someone stuck a vacuum up her ass and she's deflating.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 10, 2020 2:36 PM |
IMPOSTER! BLM security threats have necessitated her having body doubles, some of whom are wizened old men who can take a punch.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 10, 2020 2:38 PM |
Face powder is not your friend when you are an elderly former smoker.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 10, 2020 2:46 PM |
Was she a smoker? She reminds of my grandma.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 10, 2020 3:03 PM |
She has Karl Lagerfeld syndrome...you have to cover up as much skin as possible so you can pretend that people don't know how old you really are, or how truly awful you actually look.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 10, 2020 5:57 PM |
She's just constipated, I said it before, she needs a big dose of Dulcolax.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 10, 2020 6:11 PM |
It looks like the face of someone about to get into a Twitter fight with JK Rowling...
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 10, 2020 6:13 PM |
She looks like a man in drag with a bad wig and horrid makeup.
She could also be melting before our eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 10, 2020 6:17 PM |
Welcome to the Drag Race Anna!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 10, 2020 6:17 PM |
Her PS is heading south and needs to be refreshed. The lockdown has prevented her from making an appt. with her doctor.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 10, 2020 6:28 PM |
Looks like she's made of marzipan.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 10, 2020 6:40 PM |
No access to Dr. Lookgood for 3 months.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 10, 2020 6:44 PM |
[quote]She's just constipated, I said it before, she needs a big dose of Dulcolax.
She's indeed full of shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 10, 2020 6:46 PM |
Plastic surgery only lasts for so long, then it alt starts to settle. And the results are rarely pretty.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 10, 2020 6:50 PM |
She's just old. Is that really a wig?
I look through most issues and have for years and years and years, but it's really not a fun or pretty magazine. Do they know that? Or am I just stupid and lacking in taste?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 10, 2020 6:52 PM |
We get the face we deserve.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 10, 2020 6:54 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 10, 2020 6:56 PM |
Definitely a wig. Hideous creature inside and out.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 10, 2020 6:59 PM |
[R29] The face looks like Kurt Cobain. The legs look good because she’s got on panty hose.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 10, 2020 7:01 PM |
Bajoues sur un mannequin femme! Coulis et peinture, s'il vous plaît!
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 10, 2020 7:13 PM |
I'm sure her actual email to the staff ended with the words "Except for Andre Leon Talley"
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 10, 2020 7:25 PM |
It looks like her teeth may have been out and soaking in Efferdent when that pic was taken.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 10, 2020 7:27 PM |
Her face looks like a collapsed soufflé.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 10, 2020 7:50 PM |
I think she's tremendous. And I don't say that because she's my boss. Allegedly
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 10, 2020 7:53 PM |
No No.. that wasn’t a question
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 10, 2020 7:56 PM |
R32 It fell and swallowed her big toe.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 10, 2020 7:59 PM |
I don’t care what your face looks like, Anna. Call me!
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 10, 2020 8:04 PM |
P.s. There are filters for that!
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 10, 2020 8:06 PM |
Has anyone ever heard her speak French? Wonder if it's any good? ALT, on the other hand, has a Master's in French from Brown. Anna never went to university, you know.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 10, 2020 9:49 PM |
She still looks better than the morbidly botoxed Courteney Cox at 55 y/o.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 10, 2020 9:50 PM |
Just what the children of the world need in these trying times — the warm, comforting, honeyed tones of Anna Wintour soothing them to sleep with James and the Giant Peach. Their first choice, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, is still not taking calls it seems.
Beginning at 13:40:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 11, 2020 9:57 AM |
The souffle fell. And hard.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 11, 2020 10:04 AM |
No, no.
That's the dreaded "Pursed Lips" demurral, which causes the most famous and accomplished designer to collect his gowns and chemises and run sobbing into the bathroom, inconsolable.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 11, 2020 11:10 AM |
[quote]Plastic surgery only lasts for so long, then it alt starts to settle. And the results are rarely pretty.
You got that right, toots!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 11, 2020 11:27 AM |
Dried apple head doll, but bitchier
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 11, 2020 11:32 AM |
R27, I picked one up at the library a few months ago. There was an editorial gushing over Tom Ford, because he is such a moral paragon and really needs more attention. And there was an article about some bimbo joining the CIA. Is Wintour trying to get added to the Council on Foreign Relations or something? So, yes, absolutely ridiculous magazine.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 11, 2020 4:38 PM |
R2, she can't quit. Without her position she would just be some withered autistic senior citizen with no excuse for wearing sunglasses indoors (because she is a rawk star now, bwahaha).
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 11, 2020 4:43 PM |
I need 100 more posts here, bitches. Pronto!
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 11, 2020 9:12 PM |
Her hair has a greenish tint to it.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 11, 2020 9:26 PM |
The old bag might last another 20 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 11, 2020 9:26 PM |
A bit of gossip — I vaguely remember that at some point during Obama's tenure in Office Anna thought she was going to get an ambassadorship in London. There were all these rumours swirling around, but in the end nothing happened. I'm surprised she could think she was up for the job. I mean what does she know about foreign affairs? Did she think she could blag her way into such a high ranking post just because she had experience managing a fashion magazine?? I was very surprised at the time.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 11, 2020 9:44 PM |
Courtney Cox looks great in that picture, r44.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 11, 2020 9:51 PM |
She knows how to set a table R55, and put up a steely front. It would have been a good way to simultaneously impress her family and get on a prestige retirement path.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 11, 2020 9:56 PM |
hasn’t she always look like that? she’s old and not particularly beautiful for years now.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 11, 2020 10:06 PM |
Is she still seeing J. Shelby Bryan who owed $1.2 million in taxes in 2013?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 11, 2020 10:12 PM |
She wasn't that lumpy, r58.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 11, 2020 10:15 PM |
Her eye bags have dropped down so far they're "mouth bags."
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 11, 2020 10:19 PM |
Anna Wintour as an Ambassador to United Kingdom? This requires warmth, tact and grace. Whoever came up with that idea is an absolute moron.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 12, 2020 1:02 AM |
R58, you don't get to play "arch" when you're too lazy to capitalize your sentences.
Save it for your 13-year-old schoolmates.
Oh. You're not 13?
Hm.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 12, 2020 1:06 AM |
R62 and experience, and knowledge, and....and....and.....
But it is likely to have been herself who came up with the idea.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 12, 2020 1:06 AM |
It's too bad that Brooke Astor and Leona Helmsley are dead. They could join Anna and Ruth Bader Ginsburg for a senior citizen version of "Designing Women".
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 12, 2020 12:28 PM |
R66, you think Anna is at the same level as Ruth Bader Ginsburg?? What do you think they could possibly talk about?
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 12, 2020 12:45 PM |
Joint replacement. Colonoscopy.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 12, 2020 12:51 PM |
That one day in 3 grade, when they went on a field trip from school to observe the dinosaurs.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 12, 2020 12:52 PM |
She seems to love really ugly patterns in her clothing.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 12, 2020 12:56 PM |
It wouldn't be a flash of revelation to discover ALT is behind this and other Anna Wintour hate posts. You know she's had shit thrown at her for as long as she can remember. If she sees this she probably laughs into her morning tea. You've got to have a thick skin to survive in the fashion world for as long as she has.
I wonder if she'll bow out this year, due to the virus. She could have done some thinking about her priorities. I mean, some time not having to make tectonic decisions about everything schmatta seems ideal...
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 12, 2020 2:17 PM |
She seems like she is more in the magazine world than the fashion world. Her daddy owned a newspaper and got her started in journalism. As far as I know she has never studied fashion (or had any post-secondary ed at all) or worked in the industry. She just hires photographers and goes to fashion shows. Obviously her personal style is fossilized at best. We are supposed to be impressed because she is a font of opinions on other people's work?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 12, 2020 4:24 PM |
R72, good point; does she read books? does she know anything about business? What does she know about apart from magazines? It seems to me she has stayed at Vogue because she would not be able to make it anywhere else
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 12, 2020 4:53 PM |
You can keep your figure or you can keep your face... but not both.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 12, 2020 5:11 PM |
R73, I think the only thing about her little career that is firmly established (other than the bad attitude) is that she knows how to sell ads.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 12, 2020 7:48 PM |
[quote]No access to Dr. Lookgood for 3 months.
I don't believe that for a second.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 12, 2020 8:19 PM |
She is much more than a fashion editor. She has been artistic director for Condé Nast since 2013. That's an executive position in finance, not really creative.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 12, 2020 8:37 PM |
R79, I doubt she does finance at all. It is Mike Goss, the CFO who deals with that. She is a content leader, which is fair enough. See link to the organisational profiles of management
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 12, 2020 8:53 PM |
I don't mean she crunches numbers but she carefully manages all aspects of the magazines to hit the numbers desired.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 12, 2020 9:15 PM |
Jesus at R80 she is really beautiful. And as an eldergay a woman's looks rarely turn my head. If I were young and very handsome and rich and still gay I would date her.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 12, 2020 9:26 PM |
It's tired. All that coming and going and going and coming. It's tired.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 12, 2020 9:40 PM |
She’s getting the face she has earned...
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 12, 2020 9:59 PM |
Now that she's in deep shit with BLM, Inc. I predict that she won't last through the summer. I imagine that rather than wait for the inevitable axe to fall as it did on her predecessors, she'll find some excuse to move, or retire, or drop dead.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 12, 2020 10:16 PM |
I thought the woman in OP's photo was Joan Didion.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 12, 2020 11:18 PM |
Joan doesn't need to look pretty, she has substance
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 13, 2020 12:06 AM |
Look at her disgusting arms
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 13, 2020 1:40 AM |
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that witch gets the virus.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 13, 2020 1:45 AM |
This is nasty. You have to see this. Her arms look like a sewed up vagina
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 13, 2020 1:55 AM |
Her chest is almost as bad! Yech.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 13, 2020 2:28 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 13, 2020 5:09 AM |
Look at us! Look at the state of us!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 13, 2020 5:12 AM |
Her feet don't look bad for someone who has probably worn high heels for most of her life. For comparison look at Victoria Beckham's feet
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 13, 2020 12:10 PM |
Tarantino has entered the chat
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 13, 2020 1:15 PM |
Is she aiming for this look?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 13, 2020 1:46 PM |
In R94's pic you can really see Wintour's facial plastification.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 13, 2020 1:59 PM |
Can you just imagine what it looks like naked?
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 13, 2020 2:01 PM |
I can but I don’t want to.
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 13, 2020 2:02 PM |
[quote]I vaguely remember that at some point during Obama's tenure in Office Anna thought she was going to get an ambassadorship in London.
Yes, because the one thing Anna is famous for is her diplomacy.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 13, 2020 6:28 PM |
Behold, the ravages of age!
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 13, 2020 6:29 PM |
Her internal cunt is breaking out.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 13, 2020 7:14 PM |
R101, well, it is true. Luckily, it did not come to pass
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 13, 2020 7:36 PM |
Does the ambassador to the UK have any real function? As far as I know, the post is just a plum given to top fundraisers. You get to live in a palace. Pretty ridiculous to think of Fashion Gollum prancing around there in her little sunglasses.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 13, 2020 9:17 PM |
Is Wintour pronounced the same as “winter” or is it pronounced “win-tower”?
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 13, 2020 9:21 PM |
She looks like she's taken out her dentures.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 13, 2020 9:22 PM |
"Look away!! I'm HIDEOUS !!"
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 13, 2020 10:02 PM |
R105, I have no idea because I do not work in the diplomatic services, but it seems to me that since Britain claims to have a 'special relationship' with the US, the position would be quite strategic. Also before Brexit, the UK was seen in regard to trade, as one of the gateways for the US into the EU. So, there's that. There is a lot more to it than would appear at first.
But to be honest, I suspect people might think there is conflict of interest, where issues of national security come into play The interests of both countries are not necessarily always aligned. Anna was born and brought up in the UK and only adopted American nationality later in life. She would find herself in the unenviable position of having to choose somehow.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 13, 2020 10:04 PM |
Looks like at least the last five ambassadors have been successful fundraisers for the president who appointed them. I am well aware of the special relationship and all of that, but the career diplomats probably handle that sort of thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 13, 2020 10:34 PM |
She’s a caricature of her former self. For someone who’s so fashionably astute, you’d think she’d ditch Lee Grant/Miriam Polar bitch comb and cease wearing open toed shoes (her feet are hideous).
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 14, 2020 2:36 AM |
Like winter, r106, but with the accent on the second syllable...
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 14, 2020 1:30 PM |
I thought her name was pronounced Win Tour.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 22, 2020 9:57 PM |
Gee, Bobbi from "Dressed to Kill" really let herself go.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 22, 2020 10:17 PM |
