I love everything about his looks. And that nose. I love it. And I love a guy with a good sense of humor. Does anyone else think he's unbelievably hot?

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reply 65

July 18, 2020 5:05 AM

Yep, always thought he was hot as hell OP.

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reply 1

July 17, 2020 2:52 AM

Has he ever discussed his masturbatory habits?

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reply 2

July 17, 2020 2:54 AM

So you like big noses, OP? Ppffftt. I mean, he's ok, I guess.

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reply 3

July 17, 2020 2:56 AM

hahahah r3. Yeah, I get that he's not to everyone's taste, but he makes me crazy. I've seen him on the street a couple of times. I know it's an unrealistic projection, but I'd love to meet a guy like him.

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reply 4

July 17, 2020 3:15 AM

I've always thought he's very hot. Great smile and great body.

But in real life I'm sure he's a dick, because all comics are.

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reply 9

July 17, 2020 3:22 AM

You should watch ‘Palm Springs’ on Hulu, OP.

He bottoms.

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reply 10

July 17, 2020 3:27 AM

He seems a little young for all that ear hair.

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reply 12

July 17, 2020 3:39 AM

Oh yes! Watch that movie on Hulu. Yum!

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reply 13

July 17, 2020 3:41 AM

Yesss hunny he is aging like a fine wine

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reply 14

July 17, 2020 3:42 AM

[quote] I've seen him on the street a couple of times.

What does his ass look like?

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reply 15

July 17, 2020 3:44 AM

he was cute even before he got his teefs done

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reply 16

July 17, 2020 3:49 AM

He’s only gotten hotter as he’s aged

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reply 17

July 17, 2020 12:08 PM

I just wish he would have taken his dick out of that damn box.

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reply 19

July 17, 2020 12:50 PM

Years ago, when he was still on SNL, I was behind him in line at a Starbucks in midtown. He was so sweet and friendly when he got up to the counter. The woman at the register was clearly having a bad day and he made her smile. I’ve crushed hard on him ever since.

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reply 20

July 17, 2020 12:52 PM

LOVE his look. Thought I was the only one!

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reply 21

July 17, 2020 12:54 PM

Yeah, he does have big dick swagger.

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reply 22

July 17, 2020 1:11 PM

No, he looks too Semitic and kinda blasé like that creep Jesse Eisenberg.

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reply 23

July 17, 2020 1:11 PM

Palm Springs has nice shots of his feet.

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reply 24

July 17, 2020 1:26 PM

[quote]Andy Samberg is so hot.

You’re fucking HIGH.

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reply 25

July 17, 2020 1:26 PM

I thought I was the only one. Not sure what it is.

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reply 27

July 17, 2020 1:37 PM

I love cute Jewish boys and he's the epitome of cute Jewish boy. So yeah, I'm all over it.

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reply 28

July 17, 2020 1:40 PM

He's just my type. I have an ex in my past who looks very much like Andy Samberg. That relationship should have ended before it did, but he was too hot and the sex was too good.

If I had Andy Samberg, I would lick him all over. Daily.

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reply 29

July 17, 2020 1:42 PM

Palm Springs was very enjoyable.

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reply 30

July 17, 2020 1:42 PM

I find him sexy and adorable. I also like Jake Gyllenhaal as a hawt Jew although they are very different looking.

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reply 31

July 17, 2020 1:44 PM

I’ve always thought he was a hottie.

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reply 32

July 17, 2020 1:46 PM

What an unfunny big nosed twat. How can anyone find this thing hot, is beyond me.

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reply 35

July 17, 2020 2:13 PM

I think he’s adorable. And, yes, he’s gotten better with age.

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reply 36

July 17, 2020 4:02 PM

He’s ageing really well but I do miss his big mass of hair from the Lazy Sunday video.

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reply 37

July 17, 2020 4:30 PM

Yes he’s fucking hot as hell, as many Jews are, and you can see in some of the pictures posted upthread he has a typical FAT Jewish dick, too. Woof!

I’m not surprised he was so nice to the barista at Starbucks. He seems like a genuinely affable guy, not an asshole stand-up comedian.

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reply 38

July 17, 2020 4:35 PM

Does blindness run in your family, OP?

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reply 41

July 17, 2020 4:40 PM

R37 I miss his old shaggy hair as well. Definitely sexy... Dan Savage thinks so, or at least he used to write and talk about blokes who looked like him as his type. Don't know how he ended up with a Terry.

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reply 42

July 17, 2020 4:41 PM

Show us what’s really handsome then, R41.

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reply 44

July 17, 2020 4:46 PM

R23 I also love Jesse Eisenberg... I don't think they really look alike at all however. Sounds as if you're simply not keen on Jews. Samberg actually has a lot of Sicilian DNA, as was featured on Dr. Gates' show [italic] Finding Your Roots [/italic].

He looks identical to the Italian ancestor in a featured photograph, so it probably isn't fair for you to describe his look or phenotype as "semitic". He didn't get his looks from the Jewish side of the family in his case.

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reply 45

July 17, 2020 4:49 PM

He’s one quarter Italian.

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reply 46

July 17, 2020 4:57 PM

He’s cute, but hot? Nope.

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reply 48

July 17, 2020 5:06 PM

The beard pic is handsome

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reply 49

July 17, 2020 5:06 PM

the nose is Semitic, which is fine with me

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reply 51

July 17, 2020 5:19 PM

these pix in his undies and soccer (or whatever sport) clothes aren't doing, but I did always think he was adorable on SNL; I was surprised more was written about his cuteness at the time.

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reply 52

July 17, 2020 5:22 PM

Not my type, and I find him to try-hard rather than funny. Id' take the fattie on the right @ r33 a hundred times over Andy

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reply 53

July 17, 2020 5:23 PM

R23 is anti-semitic. Jesse Eisenburg looks nothing like Andy Samberg.

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reply 54

July 17, 2020 6:01 PM

Glad I'm not the only one. I just watched Palm Springs and I am smitten all over again. He is my ideal BF.

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reply 55

July 17, 2020 6:22 PM

I like MSNBC lawyer Daniel Goldman too, they’re both handsome with big noses and strong chins.

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reply 56

July 17, 2020 6:35 PM

He is in my TOP 5 out of everyone in the world. He just does it for me!!!

I definitely have a absolute attraction to Jewish men!!!

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reply 57

July 17, 2020 6:40 PM

The tragedy is that Jewish men who can be so gorgeous in their 20s and 30s usually do not age well, so he will likely lose his looks by 45 and look dumpy and schlubby.

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reply 58

July 17, 2020 6:45 PM

Been wanting to fuck him for forever which is disturbing because upon meeting my older brother a friend said, "He looks just like Andy Samberg and Woody Harallson had a baby.

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reply 59

July 17, 2020 6:47 PM

Yes, R58, I know and it's just sad!

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reply 60

July 17, 2020 7:02 PM

Jewish = circumcised = doesn't smell like the bottom of a garbage pail on a 95 degree day.

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reply 62

July 17, 2020 7:18 PM

I don't really think he's hot. But I think he's actually very talented. Especially with some of the crap that's come out of SNL lately. I saw Pop Star one night on HBO and just watched it because I was bored. It was hilarious. I was laughing so hard I was almost crying and some of the scenes.

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reply 63

July 18, 2020 5:03 AM