My right hand immediately began twitching when i saw this on my feed.

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reply 48

December 15, 2022 10:04 PM

Damn, if you were a woman, how could you not climax instantly having his cock inside you and being trapped under 240 lbs of muscle!?!?

by Anonymous

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September 19, 2022 3:36 PM

Women don’t climax from that, they climax from being sung at or receiving jewelry.

by Anonymous

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September 19, 2022 3:39 PM

They climax from being sung at and receiving cunnilingus, which I excel at doing simultaneously.

by Anonymous

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September 19, 2022 3:56 PM

He posted a video of his three sons; the oldest one hit a younger one with a wet towel.

Alan asked the younger kid what the oldest's punishment should be. This is all boys being boys, I suppose; though hopefully, Dad's around to curb anything from getting out of hand. (Yes, I had an assholic older bro.)

I worry about Alan; he gets incredibly deep. I hope his mental health is okay.

Lord knows, his physical health is doing just fine.

I wouldn't mind being under that giant frame but he'd need to do a half plank or else I'd be crushed to death.

What a way to go.

by Anonymous

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September 19, 2022 9:19 PM

Am I the only one he liked him better in his Aquaman fitness?

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reply 7

September 19, 2022 9:23 PM

No.

Gigantic, boulder-like tit muscle supremacy!

by Anonymous

reply 8

September 19, 2022 9:24 PM

Could you imagine all of THAT on top of you? Destroying your hole. I hope he has a big dick, but I doubt it. I'm overwhelmed now.

by Anonymous

reply 9

September 19, 2022 10:43 PM

That's some Grade A beef.

by Anonymous

reply 10

September 19, 2022 10:48 PM

Seem its only yesterday this guy locked lips with DL fave closet case Trevor Donovan,

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September 23, 2022 8:59 AM

I want that blond slab of beefcake inside of me ASAP!!!

by Anonymous

reply 12

September 23, 2022 9:34 AM

Trevor Donovan isn’t gay.

by Anonymous

reply 14

September 23, 2022 10:06 AM

R14 Yeah and Ted Casablanca is not a fag!

by Anonymous

reply 15

September 23, 2022 10:11 AM

Lol Ted Casablanca ended up in bed with a woman, you’ll recall.

by Anonymous

reply 16

September 23, 2022 10:35 AM

Wtf his head looks absolutely huge. I never noticed his weird body proportions.

by Anonymous

reply 17

September 23, 2022 10:54 AM

He looks pretty natural, too. A touch of juice, maybe, but not much. It’s really impressive.

by Anonymous

reply 18

September 23, 2022 11:06 AM

Thank gawd for bogorexia! The more men who are pressured into looking like this, the better!!

by Anonymous

reply 19

September 24, 2022 3:22 AM

[quote] being trapped under 240 lbs of muscle!?!?

Yes, please!!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 22

September 24, 2022 9:20 AM

Who else watched this on mute and just stared at his biceps.

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reply 23

October 2, 2022 3:40 PM

Addiction to what? Bussy?

by Anonymous

reply 24

October 2, 2022 3:45 PM

R14 He is and I was going to post a video him outside of a club running into a friend and he turned into a screaming queen on fire. But I just learned it has been scrubbed.

by Anonymous

reply 25

October 2, 2022 3:46 PM

Alan is hot but I can’t see him being a good lay with all this religious shit.

by Anonymous

reply 26

October 2, 2022 3:47 PM

He's wonderful to look at but I don't think that size is natural for him. He could be leaner and still look amazing.

by Anonymous

reply 27

October 2, 2022 4:00 PM

R27 shut your whore mouth

by Anonymous

reply 28

October 2, 2022 4:18 PM

Doesn't excessive bodybuilding increase the risk of cardio-pulmonary complications?

by Anonymous

reply 29

October 2, 2022 4:25 PM

I like that he is very openly anti-MAGA.

by Anonymous

reply 30

October 2, 2022 4:36 PM

Wow it looks like he aged a decade between those seasons at R32.

by Anonymous

reply 34

October 3, 2022 5:37 PM

THAT 's too much. He was perfect before --and even then that was pushing it IMO.

by Anonymous

reply 36

November 30, 2022 12:19 PM

Imagine having a dad like that to rough house with.

Feeling all safe in that gentle strength.

by Anonymous

reply 38

December 4, 2022 3:34 PM

R38 your father issues are not hot.

by Anonymous

reply 39

December 4, 2022 3:36 PM

Amazing lighting and angles

by Anonymous

reply 40

December 4, 2022 6:03 PM

R39, they're not fun for me either as they are ongoing and unresolved.

by Anonymous

reply 41

December 4, 2022 6:51 PM

I love that slab of beef, I do. Dear god, we would never stop having sex.

by Anonymous

reply 42

December 4, 2022 8:30 PM

Yes but what about his ass?

by Anonymous

reply 44

December 15, 2022 9:39 PM

He's the only reason I watched Blue Mountain State and his character Thad was hilarious and a clear closet case. I loved his underwear modeling pics that were out around the time, everyone called him gay online for them.

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reply 45

December 15, 2022 9:45 PM

His eyes are getting smaller and squinty over time.

by Anonymous

reply 47

December 15, 2022 10:01 PM

They are squinty as Biden's. They close up soon.

by Anonymous

reply 48

December 15, 2022 10:04 PM