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April 9, 2022 7:54 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Hugh Jackman... a LOT of the leading men have no ass or a displeasingly shaped ass. It would be easier to name who DOES have a ripe and or erotic ass.

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April 9, 2022 7:57 PM

Can we abbreviate flat asses to flasses?

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April 9, 2022 7:59 PM

Brad Pitt, for a brief, shining moment, had a plump ass during Troy. He even talked about it on Oprah.

[quote] Mr. PITT: I was--I was--I was--was working out very hard. I was try--I was wearing a skirt. I was trying to get--I was trying to put muscle on my legs, and for some reason, my ass just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger while my legs just kind of went...

[quote] WINFREY: Really?

[quote] Mr. PITT: Yeah, I don't know what I was doing.

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April 9, 2022 8:02 PM

R5 pics or it never happened…

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April 9, 2022 8:05 PM

R5 I still don't think it was nice in Troy.

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April 9, 2022 8:08 PM

[quote] Low-riding jeans aside, Ben looked casual and comfortable in a brown shirt and a black leather jacket along with snowy white, high top trainers.

[quote] Ben - who was without his wife Jennifer Garner and their three children - was seen returning to his cherry-red classic car with a look of adoration.

Never change, Daily Mail.

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April 9, 2022 8:16 PM

Does vaguely actor-adjacent count? If so, Meg Markle with her slipping butt pads and *slender pins

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April 9, 2022 8:38 PM

We had an entire thread on Colin Farrell's flat ass.

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April 9, 2022 11:26 PM

The famous shot of Jeremy Irons and Andrew Andrews from behind in "Brideshead Revisited" was disappointing - they both had rather flat asses.

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April 10, 2022 12:14 AM

Most Northern Europeans have flat asses.

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April 10, 2022 12:21 AM

Looks like Ben was going commando that day.

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April 10, 2022 12:24 AM

Ryan Gosling has no ass.

Brad Pitt in OUATIH. Looks good to me.

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April 10, 2022 8:06 AM

Most guys, white guys anyway, probably are gonna have flat asses by default. One of my life lessons is you gotta squat squat squat if you want a peachy ass. Maybe it’s just not a priority for many.

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April 10, 2022 10:03 AM

Yeah, gyllenhaal was my immediate response to this thread. Muscular but flat on jarhead and love and other drugs, but a bit rounder for velvet buzzsaw

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April 10, 2022 10:06 AM

Is Faye Dunnaway considered an actor or actress? In the 1960s the boyish, flat-ass silhouette was a must for female models and actresses. Voluptuous = vulgar.

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April 10, 2022 1:32 PM

[quote]Most guys, white guys anyway, probably are gonna have flat asses by default.

No

by Anonymous

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April 10, 2022 2:54 PM

The Jonas Brothers are white?

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April 10, 2022 3:35 PM

Bizarre, R26. They don’t look it.

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April 10, 2022 4:08 PM

Not an actor but Rory McIlroy.

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April 10, 2022 8:15 PM

Not all or the majority of white guys have flat ass. Stupid. A lot of the big actors? Yes for some reason. Clooney had an ass... thank god that idiots moment is probably over though.

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April 10, 2022 8:50 PM