A Gay Religion
James Williams 
Why don't we start a religion in the gay community that believes in a Man and a Man being together? This would bypass all the legal and governmental issues of discrimination, if you're fired for being gay you simply say it was "because I'm a... Gaythian...Gayish." Thoughts? Any Prophets in the house speaking to Gay Jesus?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 2, 2018 7:14 PM |
I heard about a religion founded by a confirmed bachelor who hung around exclusively with young men (one of whom was called beloved) and a fag hag.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 30, 2018 7:04 AM |
Being gay has one great benefit: In order to accept yourself, and your sexual urges, you have to reject everybody's opinon around you who don't approve of you and your desires. Because of that religion has no hold over, or is of no use to, anyone who loves and respects himself, because all religions are based on doubt, shame, and insecurity that lead to a desperate need for proper guidance.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2018 7:29 AM |
"All religions are based on doubt, shame, and insecurity that lead to a desperate need for proper guidance"
You need to learn something about world religions. Abrahamic and Indian religions are not all there is in this world.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 30, 2018 7:35 AM |
I'm in, as a recognized religion in the U.S. you can opt out from the Draft (if they ever reinstate it) AKA Mormons, and no taxes for the Church of gays.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 30, 2018 7:41 AM |
R4 is Gay Jesus speaking to you now?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 30, 2018 7:55 AM |
Who will be our Gay Jesus?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 30, 2018 7:57 AM |
LeVayan Satanism has been gay-affirming since almost the very beginning
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2018 8:01 AM |
Personal Jesus Master is my Jesus. Google it.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 30, 2018 8:08 AM |
Just to avoid confusion, The Satanic Temple is NOT the same as the Church of Satan, though both broadly agree about doctrine (esp. the writings of Anton LaVay). On paper, they look quite similar, but in practice each tends to appeal to distinctly different personality types.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 30, 2018 8:14 AM |
Wasn't Classical Greek religion the original gay religion? Or at the very least, it was not afraid of homosexuality like these dreadful Semitic religions.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 30, 2018 9:05 AM |
Christianity arguably accelerated the decline of the Roman Empire -- gay sex was a traditional & integral part of Greco-Roman military life, and Christian condemnation of it had a major negative impact on morale among Roman soldiers.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 30, 2018 9:53 AM |
What, you think you're too good for Pastafarianism?
What do you think His Noodly Appendages are, dumbass?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 30, 2018 11:51 AM |
[quote] You need to learn something about world religions.
Oh really? A religion needs followers and a leader who tells his followers what to do. You really believe that strong minded people need someone else to tell them how to live their lives? Stupid, insecure idiots need religion to tell them what's right and what's wrong for them.
Gay Religion would be at best silly and campy performance art, but most likely be a scam of a cult that ends with having to drink poisoned Mimosas instead of Kool-Aid.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 30, 2018 3:07 PM |
Actually Mithraism was an early competitor with X-tianity. and Gay Gay Gay
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 30, 2018 3:23 PM |
Unitarian? Unitarian Universalist?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 30, 2018 3:35 PM |
Hand in your gay card OP! There’s been dozens of gay religions created. And just that of St Peter & Paul.
More recently there was Stefan George’s & that of Elisàr von Kupffer. The way the local council has mismanaged and heterosexualised the Elisarion is a scandal!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 30, 2018 3:55 PM |
Typo: just that = not just of of
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2018 3:56 PM |
Here’s a page on Elisàr’s famous cyclorama. They’re seeking donations for its restoration.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 30, 2018 3:59 PM |
Have you never heard of the Metropolitan Community Church?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 30, 2018 4:03 PM |
The Metropolitan Community Church (MCC) founded in 1968 by a gay minister is a gay based religion, although open to all, has branches all over Canada (where I live) and the USA. I've attended them.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 30, 2018 4:05 PM |
Here’s some of the Stefan George boys doing their Germanic thing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 30, 2018 4:07 PM |
I've attended DIGNITY religious services and meeting for gay Catholics. The Mass is always celebrated by a gay priest. It helped me a lot during my coming out process.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 30, 2018 4:08 PM |
It’s very difficult to compete with the campest of them all: the Church of Rome.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 30, 2018 4:10 PM |
Hey starting a new religion is a great idea - I wonder if this can be monetized ??
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 30, 2018 5:16 PM |
A few ideas for costumes.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 30, 2018 5:33 PM |
I practice gay-ism, which means I have the right to turn Christians away from bakeries!!!! Most of them are fat as hell anyway, they don't need baked goods.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 31, 2018 3:58 AM |
How soon we forget Troy Perry
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 31, 2018 5:38 AM |
You should join the Alexander Order, OP. They’ve got a castle and everything. Roger Peyrefitti, who used to collect a pine cone for every boy he had, was an esteemed member.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 2, 2018 12:50 PM |
Does the new religious freedom task force apply to gayism?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 2, 2018 4:50 PM |
There are already pro-gay religions where you can argue exactly what you said, OP.
Just because Sessions doesn't think things through or wants to pervert the Constitution doesn't mean everyone else does.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 2, 2018 5:09 PM |
Gaythian. I like the sound of that.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 2, 2018 7:14 PM |
