I say go for it!!!!

Please post your favorite, please include Joel's beach boner if you have a picture

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by Anonymous

reply 145

November 14, 2019 2:33 PM

so glad I was in the US growing up and not have to see all that stank sleeve (I'm UC, BTW)

by Anonymous

reply 2

July 5, 2019 8:04 PM

This one of soccer player Mario Gotze is still my favorite boner pic. Shame he wasn't nude at the time.

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reply 3

July 5, 2019 8:20 PM

What's with posting photos of women in them? Just post photos of men only at nude beaches. Why do "gay men" go to nude beaches were women are also present? Is that a turn on for "gay men" is it?

by Anonymous

reply 5

July 5, 2019 8:29 PM

Jeff Palmer was banned from a nudist beach for going up to all of the men and trying to suck them off. Don't know if this was pre or post HIV.

by Anonymous

reply 6

July 5, 2019 8:32 PM

R6: There are gay nude beaches. Why didn't he just go to them?

by Anonymous

reply 7

July 5, 2019 8:36 PM

R2 Please don't with that body shaming shit. I don't carry on with rude comments about bad scarring, jagged circ lines, weird leathery cockheads, skin bridges and ugly discoloration. But I could. And for the record, American UC here born to enlightened parents.

by Anonymous

reply 9

July 5, 2019 8:41 PM

R8: Bisexual detected. Bisexual blocked.

by Anonymous

reply 10

July 5, 2019 8:41 PM

The guy on the orange surfboard is Harley from Sean Cody.

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reply 11

July 5, 2019 9:26 PM

R5 saw a NAKED WOMAN! SHREEEEEEEEECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's literally purchasing internet!!!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 12

July 5, 2019 9:55 PM

R12 misses the point that this is a GAY WEBSITE. Also misses the point that gay men come here to get away from naked women. But because R12 is another sociopathic bisexual, it doesn't care or understand that. Blocked.

by Anonymous

reply 13

July 5, 2019 10:00 PM

I came here to say something but R11 distracted me. Dude is hot AF! Seen him a million times but still get a boner every time.

by Anonymous

reply 14

July 5, 2019 10:01 PM

R13 Shit! Gay men come here to get away from naked women?!?! Are naked women after you? I got your back buddy!

All you naked women who are chasing my gay friend better just stop. He's here to get away from your nakedness. Stop triggering him!!!

by Anonymous

reply 15

July 5, 2019 10:07 PM

[quote] Also misses the point that gay men come here to get away from naked women.

Hear, hear! I come here to get away from the office, where I am surrounded by naked women all day long.

by Anonymous

reply 16

July 5, 2019 10:10 PM

R12 off topic but don't block people for silly shit. You'll miss the excitement of spirited exchange. I fight with neo nazis, trans haters, fascists, rednecks, and everyone else right of center but I've never blocked anyone other than an obvious troll. With that said, some of these cunts are evil so if they're stressing you out then be done with them and block away!

by Anonymous

reply 17

July 5, 2019 10:25 PM

^^^R17 reply should be directed to R13 not R12. I suck.

by Anonymous

reply 18

July 5, 2019 10:28 PM

The guy in the op's photo is attractive but I DON'T like shaved pubic hair.

by Anonymous

reply 19

July 5, 2019 11:09 PM

I saw OP's dude is sporting a semi, not a boner.

by Anonymous

reply 20

July 5, 2019 11:35 PM

so far we’re at 40% boner. am i going to have to repost a good portion of awkwardboner.com?

by Anonymous

reply 21

July 6, 2019 12:06 AM

more pictures and less arguing, thanks

by Anonymous

reply 22

July 6, 2019 12:14 AM

More pics of real men, not models or porn stars

by Anonymous

reply 23

July 6, 2019 12:17 AM

R13 because naked women are all around you ....

by Anonymous

reply 26

July 6, 2019 12:32 AM

No R26, you clueless moron. Because it's a GAY FUCKING WEBSITE. Why do you want to see naked photos of any women, unless you are a god damn bisexual. It's not too much to ask for, to only want naked men without naked women attached to the photos. FFS! Another loser blocked.

by Anonymous

reply 27

July 6, 2019 12:37 AM

Some people need to keep their world as small as possible. Complexity makes them anxious and angry. You will notice them by their controlling behavior and inflexibility.

by Anonymous

reply 28

July 6, 2019 12:40 AM

Sorry it is more than your fragile constitution can bear.

by Anonymous

reply 30

July 6, 2019 12:45 AM

More SHAVED uncut Euro horsecock on beanpoles, please.

by Anonymous

reply 31

July 6, 2019 12:46 AM

^^^ Yaaas! Sexy R33 and R34! Thank you - will jack to it later when my friends go home. Or maybe now while they watch 30 Days of Night for the thousandth time.

by Anonymous

reply 35

July 6, 2019 1:00 AM

Who's the nutcase scared of girls?

by Anonymous

reply 36

July 6, 2019 1:03 AM

R27, you came out of a VAGINA

A big hairy VAGINA

by Anonymous

reply 39

July 6, 2019 1:12 AM

Maybe some lesbians have read this thread, and appreciate a little naked lady action in the sea of foreskins and presented holes.

by Anonymous

reply 40

July 6, 2019 1:14 AM

This pic tells a lil story.

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by Anonymous

reply 41

July 6, 2019 1:17 AM

R40: Then they can start their own Thread, and title it such. Simple.

by Anonymous

reply 42

July 6, 2019 1:18 AM

R39: What's that got to do with this thread and what I already explained. NOTHING. FUCK OFF. BLOCKED.

by Anonymous

reply 43

July 6, 2019 1:19 AM

Hard dick poking out of sand.

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by Anonymous

reply 45

July 6, 2019 1:33 AM

R45 that made me snort laugh!

by Anonymous

reply 48

July 6, 2019 1:58 AM

Could have done without the tits and vag ,OP. You get an FF from me.

by Anonymous

reply 50

July 6, 2019 2:00 AM

R48: It's funny yeah, and oh so hot.

by Anonymous

reply 51

July 6, 2019 2:01 AM

R50: There was zero need for OP to post tits and vagina. FF him. I gave him a FF.

by Anonymous

reply 52

July 6, 2019 2:04 AM

Big balls and cum from older guy.

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by Anonymous

reply 53

July 6, 2019 2:07 AM

R54 not a real pic, sorry dude

by Anonymous

reply 55

July 6, 2019 2:21 AM

Presenting hole and wanking.

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by Anonymous

reply 56

July 6, 2019 2:22 AM

R55: It looks real to me. If it isn't, sorry. I didn't know.

by Anonymous

reply 57

July 6, 2019 2:23 AM

[quote] Maybe some lesbians have read this thread,

Yeah, somehow I doubt Boners on the Beach is high on lesbian DLers' threadwatch.

by Anonymous

reply 62

July 6, 2019 2:53 AM

[quote]you came out of a VAGINA. A big hairy VAGINA

Not if you're a Platinum Star Gay.

by Anonymous

reply 65

July 6, 2019 3:06 AM

[quote]Jeff Palmer was banned from a nudist beach for going up to all of the men and trying to suck them off. Don't know if this was pre or post HIV.

Thanks for the warning.

by Anonymous

reply 66

July 6, 2019 3:07 AM

I agree with R52. Datalounge is a tits-and-pussy-FREE safe space!

by Anonymous

reply 67

July 6, 2019 3:10 AM

R68 hairless cock and sac broiling in the sun remind me of a turkey neck and giblets.

by Anonymous

reply 70

July 6, 2019 3:48 AM

R70: Okay. I'm posting a variety alright. It's actually been hard finding hot beach dick pictures.

by Anonymous

reply 71

July 6, 2019 3:57 AM

Getting hot head at beach.

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by Anonymous

reply 75

July 6, 2019 4:17 AM

Stop staring at the naked women r13 and you'll feel much better. Our lesbian sisters who come here sure are looking at those disgusting bodies!!

by Anonymous

reply 77

July 6, 2019 4:23 AM

I'd rather see tits and vag than Wilfred Brimley at r53

by Anonymous

reply 78

July 6, 2019 4:28 AM

R77, R78: You are ruining the thread, fuck off to bisexual lounge! Blocked!

by Anonymous

reply 79

July 6, 2019 4:32 AM

Wish this guy would make a comeback, pun intended

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reply 80

July 6, 2019 4:32 AM

Whew.

Now that r79 has blocked us r78, do you this he has mommy issues like saw her naked as a child or something? So many damaged people here. Or just the sort of pearls skittering across the linoleum floor dramatic moment we have come to so dearly love on DL.

by Anonymous

reply 82

July 6, 2019 4:40 AM

R60 beautiful dicks. Right thickness, natural, sexy curve on the one.

by Anonymous

reply 84

July 6, 2019 7:02 AM

The obvious question: what beach was this picture taken at?

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by Anonymous

reply 86

July 6, 2019 1:03 PM

It's so funny how gay nudists screech about how being naked in public isn't sexual and then post photos of themselves jerking their hard cocks or sucking some random guy off at the nude beach.

by Anonymous

reply 87

July 6, 2019 1:11 PM

R86 - a crowd of flabby northern Europeans ogling a young handsome Mediterranean - must be Grande Canarie

by Anonymous

reply 88

July 6, 2019 1:14 PM

I have never seen an uncircumsized penis before. Disgusting looking.

by Anonymous

reply 89

July 6, 2019 1:28 PM

R89: Blocked. That's what a real man looks like.

by Anonymous

reply 90

July 6, 2019 2:11 PM

Thank you for dropping by, your Majesty.

by Anonymous

reply 91

July 6, 2019 2:11 PM

R87 is a tranny. Blocked.

by Anonymous

reply 92

July 6, 2019 2:12 PM

[quote]gay men come here to get away from naked women

That's what you get or joining Curves R13.

by Anonymous

reply 93

July 6, 2019 2:48 PM

I dont like nude beach photos. I love regular beach photos with raging boners

by Anonymous

reply 94

July 6, 2019 3:58 PM

R86-Something about that photo is sexy.

by Anonymous

reply 95

July 6, 2019 4:00 PM

R89 Wow! Seriously never saw an U/C cock? Are you in Saudi Arabia? Israel?

As an American (of a recent immigrant Euro family) I can tell you that you have unfortunately normalized pitting and keratinization, crush scars from the clamp, tear scars from the membrane separation, severe discoloration, skin bridges, and ill advised poorly performed frenulum removal/excavation. My great uncle is an Italian physician and is appalled and saddened at your penises. If circumcision must be performed, American physicians must do better even if uninformed Americans don't know better or see the difference. Better to just stop your vulgar and obscene human rights violation.

by Anonymous

reply 97

July 6, 2019 5:53 PM

Who is the blocking troll on this thread? Block her for blocking abuse!!!

by Anonymous

reply 98

July 6, 2019 6:31 PM

I'm not repulsed by the naked female body. Does this make me bisexual? I think we as adults should have outgrown all of the "ew, yuck" reactions.

by Anonymous

reply 99

July 6, 2019 6:33 PM

R97 here. Sorry if I body shamed cut guys. You didn't do it to yourselves nor deserve it or consent to it so I apologize. Got pissed at the "stank sleeve" and "disgusting" comments from the dumb circumfetishists.

by Anonymous

reply 100

July 6, 2019 6:42 PM

But did you lie though, r100?

by Anonymous

reply 101

July 6, 2019 6:45 PM

Check out this hot boner on the beach. I like his boldness -- he doesn't give a fuck. Nice tits and pussy on his woman too.

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reply 102

July 6, 2019 6:47 PM

R99: Why are so many of you dumb!!?!?! I swear this world needs to put dumb people on another planet. I wish all the B, T, Q's could also be sent to another planet, because it's outrageous that gay people can't come to a single fucking website that's suppose to be for gay people, and not have you lot ask retarded questions with obvious answers which you've been told since forever. This isn't about being repulsed. It's about not wanting naked women on a gay website. The lesbians can create their own Thread if they want to with that, because they have the right to be here too. But if the fucking OP wanted to post nude men with erections on beaches, he can easily do that without posting naked women in the photos. So he's probably another bisexual who deserves to fuck off. It's not difficult. And no, it doesn't make you bisexual R99, but it makes you fucking stupid for missing the point made a billion times about not being interested in seeing naked women on a gay website with more gay men on it than there are lesbians here. And I don't know how small your brain is to not understand that and to stop asking the same questions which have been answered several times. So because of your laziness and stupidness, I'm blocking you along with the countless other sociopathic bisexuals and trans retards I've blocked here. The fact you are on here, shows just how severe everything is. Because there is something significantly wrong with all of you, and as time goes on, B, T, Q's and the gay people who love them; will be mocked heavily. Because you deserve it times a billion. BLOCKED!

by Anonymous

reply 103

July 6, 2019 7:03 PM

R103, all this because you saw some tits.

by Anonymous

reply 104

July 6, 2019 7:05 PM

He's a bit obsessive about it, but he's right. The guy in OP's photo can show all the boner the internet can carry. The woman needs to cover that stuff up with a caftan. Right now.

by Anonymous

reply 105

July 6, 2019 7:07 PM

When i was a teen we used to go to the beach all day. when I got a boner I would run into the cold water or dig a space for it in the sand and lie on my stomach. I guess everyone did this.

by Anonymous

reply 106

July 6, 2019 7:07 PM

r89 - There are 120 million+ circumcised males in America who need validation for what happened to their penises as well as what they chose to do to their sons' genitalia only hours after a traumatic, death defying exit through their mother's birth canal. Like climate change deniers, the circumcisers seek validation for preconceived notions..

by Anonymous

reply 107

July 6, 2019 7:10 PM

R89. This is for you and your little ignorant. isolated mind.

A beautiful man with a beautiful, all-natural, intact penis (as a penis should be):

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by Anonymous

reply 108

July 6, 2019 7:41 PM

Thank you R108! Men are suppose to have their beautiful foreskins. R89 believes male mutilation is beautiful, so he is probably pro-trans too, which is why he is on my blocked list!!

by Anonymous

reply 109

July 6, 2019 7:57 PM

R102 he certainly has a big cock. In Cap d'Agde this sort of open horniness is frowned upon at the nude beaches. Take it to the dunes or your hotel. The gays have places they can fuck outside but its not right on the beach for chrissakes.

by Anonymous

reply 110

July 6, 2019 8:04 PM

R108 That penis looks like it is a breeding ground for disease, very uncool

by Anonymous

reply 111

July 6, 2019 8:12 PM

R111: Blocked! Only thing uncool, is your retardation.

by Anonymous

reply 112

July 6, 2019 8:14 PM

What a tightassed american prisspot thing to day R111. That young man is gorgeous as is his dick. He radiates health and youth.

by Anonymous

reply 113

July 6, 2019 8:28 PM

113: Because that young man radiates gorgeousness, health, and youth, and encapsulates healthy masculinity and honour to the male form; it triggers the backward mind of R112 who holds mutilation as a standard of beauty.

by Anonymous

reply 114

July 6, 2019 8:37 PM

r102, she's so thrilled by his dick that she's filing her nails the whole time.

by Anonymous

reply 115

July 6, 2019 8:51 PM

Uncut cocks are disease holding vessels

by Anonymous

reply 116

July 6, 2019 9:24 PM

PLEASE EVERYONE get back to boners on the beach (Fuck this cut/uncut pontificating).

by Anonymous

reply 117

July 6, 2019 11:06 PM

The pro circ crowd has an agenda to keep the procedure going. I wonder why. Or do we all know wink wink what it is eh?

by Anonymous

reply 118

July 8, 2019 8:15 PM

Umm, I've just started reading this thread, and some of the photos posted -- for example, the ones at R1 and R11 -- show flaccid penises, not "boners." I guess some people don't know what that word means...

by Anonymous

reply 119

July 8, 2019 8:24 PM

If you block someone, but don’t shriek “BLOCKED,” does the person really get blocked?

by Anonymous

reply 120

July 8, 2019 8:34 PM

Impressive and does not appear to be a young man

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by Anonymous

reply 123

July 9, 2019 2:40 PM

What about the pictures? I'm going to Pornhub.

by Anonymous

reply 124

July 9, 2019 3:17 PM

These guys walking around with hardons are desperate for attention and no doubt tedious to be around.

by Anonymous

reply 125

July 9, 2019 3:20 PM

R123 impressive indeed. I'm crazy about upward curving cocks too.

by Anonymous

reply 126

July 9, 2019 3:48 PM

I gather you have to pay to block threads, now.

by Anonymous

reply 128

July 9, 2019 4:37 PM

Boner on the beach: cool

Pussy on the beach: uncool

by Anonymous

reply 129

July 9, 2019 4:39 PM

Watching R102 was very uncomfortable! lol

I have had sex on the beach, but not as obviously as this couple. That's kind of insane.

by Anonymous

reply 130

July 10, 2019 1:33 AM

This is a gay website? Oh, my--I thought it was an LGBTQIEIEIO site. My cousin, comes here because she's an ally of the FTMTF polyamorous community. I guess she's not welcome here.

by Anonymous

reply 133

November 13, 2019 9:40 PM

No one is really welcome here. It's like the jungle. You survive or you don't. Or you get the hell out.

by Anonymous

reply 134

November 13, 2019 9:43 PM

Have any of the Tri-State area gays gone to Gunnison Beach? What is that like? Is it all heteros or is there a good mix?

by Anonymous

reply 135

November 13, 2019 9:57 PM

[quote]This is a gay website?

This is a thread for gay men. Lesbians and bisexual men can start their own threads. We're allergic to boobs and vaj.

by Anonymous

reply 136

November 13, 2019 11:05 PM

Woof! R131 & R132.

Not too much, not too little. Perfect.

by Anonymous

reply 138

November 13, 2019 11:19 PM

Yes, he has just the right amount of muscle and I find him really sexy. As you can see from the label, it's porn actor Brock Cooper, not a regular guy.

by Anonymous

reply 139

November 13, 2019 11:34 PM

Wouldn't sand make fucking on the beach really uncomfortable?

by Anonymous

reply 142

November 14, 2019 2:29 AM

If a grain of sand goes up your boihole you might make a pearl. Who doesn't love pearls?

by Anonymous

reply 143

November 14, 2019 5:02 AM

Thank you, R141. If I saw him at a nude beach, I wouldn't be able to stop staring at him.

by Anonymous

reply 144

November 14, 2019 2:33 PM