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54-year-old Johnathon Schaech

Writer Daniel Martin

Christian repug…no, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2April 28, 2024 7:21 PM

I was molested… by Franco Zeffirelli.

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by Anonymousreply 3April 28, 2024 7:26 PM

Is he still crying about his taint?

by Anonymousreply 4April 28, 2024 7:27 PM

Technically, he was and is attractive. But why didn't the looks translate to attractive and /or movie stardom?

by Anonymousreply 5April 28, 2024 7:29 PM

Who wants to look like that at 54. He’s the friend who sits through the dinner and complains about what he can’t eat.

by Anonymousreply 6April 28, 2024 7:34 PM

I totally believe that tale about Zeffirelli.

by Anonymousreply 7April 28, 2024 7:39 PM

Looks like his physique is his all-consuming thing

by Anonymousreply 8April 28, 2024 7:41 PM

You couldn't hang enough mirrors for him.

by Anonymousreply 9April 28, 2024 7:43 PM

Body=9 Face=5

He was beautiful but the over-working out makes it look like he has facial wasting.

by Anonymousreply 11April 28, 2024 8:12 PM

Was never a fan. He's a skank along the lines of Skeet Ulrich. Here, he has what I call "John Basedow Syndrome": nice body, but a terrible face. I don't know much about him these days, because I never pay attention to him.

by Anonymousreply 12April 28, 2024 8:27 PM

R12 You lost us at Native West Virginian

by Anonymousreply 13April 28, 2024 8:33 PM

From the neck down he looks good. When he was younger he looked good from the neck up.

by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2024 8:34 PM

Ka-ween lookin!

He was better looking with some meat on him. Masculine. He looks like a desperate aging bottom now with the gym obsession and shake and bake tan.

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2024 8:36 PM

R16- You say some vicious things

desperate aging bottom

shake and bake tan

😂- keep it up

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2024 8:56 PM

He was stunning when younger and is still attractive.

by Anonymousreply 19April 28, 2024 8:59 PM

He was married to women- twice and has two kids

guess he's a CLOSET queen.

by Anonymousreply 20April 28, 2024 9:07 PM

Spectacular body for anyone of any age.

Face proves that DL icon Catherine Deneuve was correct: at some point you have to choose between your ass and your face. He clearly chose to have a ripped body at the expense of his face.

by Anonymousreply 21April 28, 2024 9:18 PM

He looks like Eric Roberts who is at least 15 years older

by Anonymousreply 22April 28, 2024 9:19 PM

Body is amazing...an inspiration...His face would be fine if he was wearing clothes..its just not a match with his physique.... and the tanned body, whiter face isn't helping...But who wouldnt wanna have that body...at any age. Its great to think it's possible. Has anyone see Ernie Hudson at 78...again, I find it inspiring.

by Anonymousreply 24April 28, 2024 9:40 PM

[quote] Butter face.

True, but that face hasn't been within 5 feet of butter in over 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 25April 28, 2024 9:45 PM

This was not a butter face:

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by Anonymousreply 26April 28, 2024 9:48 PM

The glasses aren't doing him any favors.

by Anonymousreply 27April 28, 2024 9:53 PM

[quote]He's a skank along the lines of Skeet Ulrich.

What's your opposition to Skeet Ulrich, R12? He's no Barrymore, but he seems interesting and unproblematic enough to me.

by Anonymousreply 30April 28, 2024 10:16 PM

Horrifying body and most likely equally horrifying cherry-sized testicles. Where did his career go?

I wonder if he's had any contact with Christina Applegate after her diagnosis. Was there any particular reason for their break-up?

by Anonymousreply 31April 28, 2024 10:18 PM

Stunning in How to Make an American Quilt.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 28, 2024 10:20 PM

Woe he was so handsome, in a pretty way. I didn't recognize his face in OP's picture. At all. The body dysmorphia low body fat has destroyed his face. It's not just age. He looks terrible for 54.

by Anonymousreply 33April 28, 2024 10:23 PM

He is a textbook example of a man who peaked in good looks quite young. Say 25-30.

by Anonymousreply 34April 28, 2024 10:25 PM

I haven’t seen Johnathon in some time. Johnathon looks different from what I expected.

by Anonymousreply 35April 28, 2024 10:28 PM

There is a fine line between being fit and overly fit, and his body is too much, especially for his age. There’s no need for it. Also, the lack of body hair is giving Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 36April 28, 2024 10:32 PM

Looks like the new AI spam pics of buff seniors….

by Anonymousreply 37April 28, 2024 10:33 PM

He has one of those Instaho bodies that are a dime a dozen these days. Over-muscled, fake-looking and waxed free of any hair at all, it's unappealing on a 23-year-old. It could not look more ridiculous on a 54-year-old - mutton dressed as lamb.

His body obsession has ruined his face, although at least it's not one of those steroid-swollen bull-necked monstrosities you see on a lot of older gay "daddy" types. On the other hand, his head is too small for his swollen body. He looks photoshopped.

Wait ... is he? Is OP's photo fake or "enhanced"?

by Anonymousreply 38April 28, 2024 10:48 PM

R26- It was a SUPER gay looking face.

He had VERY cock sucking lips

by Anonymousreply 39April 28, 2024 10:50 PM

He needs to take off the glasses, because they age him like 10 years. Still a bizarre pic, like it’s been photoshopped. He was sex on a stick in his heyday, now he’s just completely sexless.

by Anonymousreply 40April 28, 2024 10:51 PM

I can't believe he's in his mid-50s and yet he no longer has plump lips and his face has narrowed and become wrinkled!

Why, you would think he has somehow physically AGED in the last thirty years!!

by Anonymousreply 41April 28, 2024 11:00 PM

R41 No one is saying that, dumbass. We’re saying his face looks older than 54 while his body doesn’t. Get a grip, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 43April 28, 2024 11:21 PM

His skin is the same color as Trump's hair, and both of them have the same coloring as roasted chickens at Costco.

by Anonymousreply 44April 28, 2024 11:27 PM

Like any of you kweens would turn him down if he showed up on your doorstep.... He looks amazing. Who has a body like that at 54?

by Anonymousreply 45April 28, 2024 11:30 PM

He's been very supportive of his ex Christina Applegate so there must be a good guy under all that muscle.

by Anonymousreply 46April 28, 2024 11:39 PM

He would look so much better if he were just fit and not heavily muscled.

by Anonymousreply 47April 28, 2024 11:40 PM

Agreed with the comments that a fir body is fine but this is body dismorphia. On any age, actually.

by Anonymousreply 48April 28, 2024 11:44 PM

He looks weird more than attractive now: a god-level body with the head of a fiftysomething teetotal librarian.

I do admire his self-discipline though. I wish I had it.

by Anonymousreply 49April 28, 2024 11:47 PM

Wish I was that ripped. Is he really a republican trumpeter? Too bad.

by Anonymousreply 50April 28, 2024 11:49 PM

He looks like an overly enthusiastic late in life gay.

by Anonymousreply 51April 28, 2024 11:55 PM

[Quote] But why didn't the looks translate to attractive and /or movie stardom?

Zeffirelli must have spread the word that Johnathon won't put out

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by Anonymousreply 52April 29, 2024 12:00 AM

Schaech and Voight both worked with Zeffirelli

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by Anonymousreply 53April 29, 2024 12:06 AM

He was sort of the male equivalent of a starlet--known not for his talent but for his beauty and fuckability.

it does not surprise me at all he's held onto his great body as long as he can.

by Anonymousreply 54April 29, 2024 12:15 AM

Way too worked over and shaved

by Anonymousreply 55April 29, 2024 12:26 AM

Obviously trying to escape old age.

by Anonymousreply 56April 29, 2024 4:56 AM

R4 I though the tainty one was Brendan Fraser?

by Anonymousreply 57April 29, 2024 5:03 AM

Being/becoming lean is a much better look as you age.

by Anonymousreply 59April 29, 2024 5:11 AM

His skin colour is that of a Glazed ham!

by Anonymousreply 60April 29, 2024 5:38 AM

He looks good. Lots of dedication to staying fit.

by Anonymousreply 62April 29, 2024 10:06 PM